Every episode would be the same.
"Welcome to my crib!"
"Here's the closet I keep my skis in. Just check out all them sticks. Cozy and warm."
"Here's my kitchen. It's where I keep my PBR and leftover pizza. Also, backup bathroom if you gotta number onesies"
"Here's the living room. There's my roomates, sparking up the bong. Playing a little GTA."
"Here's my room. I don't use a frame for my bed cause I don't give a fuck. It's comfy and provides little resistance for the sex"
"Notice all the dope ski apparel strewn about my floor, walls, chairs, closet, desk, doors, etc. Yeah, I get it for free."
"On to the garage to check out the dope whips. STI. You know how we do."
"Thanks for coming!"
Unless you visit Jon Olsson's house and then it would actually be an episode of cribz.