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I have a swimming pool & trampoline

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ArseneFox
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Landing bad in the water hurts skin. What are your recommendations? Do clothes, like wet suits solve this?

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SofaKingSick
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yeah

id also try to avoid hitting the side of the pool
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jjdsteeze
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Try not landing bad in the water?
8 years ago
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iFlip
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It will be a lot "softer" if you break the surface tension of the water in the pool. All of the super tall cliff jumps have sprinklers, aerators, or a waterfall. You should be able to rig something up where someone sprays a hose into the pool where you're likely to land. Perhaps a high-power sprinkler would also work.
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theabortionator
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I thought you were inviting all of NS to a bbq at your place.
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iFlip
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theabortionatorI thought you were inviting all of NS to a bbq at your place.


That would be great. All 17 remaining members could come. We'd all fit in the pool.
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daannnnieel
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iFlipThat would be great. All 17 remaining members could come. We'd all fit in the pool.


i'll bring the mattress

who's got the crane?
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iFlip
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daannnnieeli'll bring the mattress

who's got the crane?


Nice. If it's a pool party, Jessepi has to be there!
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.Hugo.
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iFlipIt will be a lot "softer" if you break the surface tension of the water in the pool. All of the super tall cliff jumps have sprinklers, aerators, or a waterfall. You should be able to rig something up where someone sprays a hose into the pool where you're likely to land. Perhaps a high-power sprinkler would also work.


Or he could install a water softener for the pool
8 years ago
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kingsskier
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Fred_BearOr he could install a water softener for the pool


You win.
8 years ago
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Mingg
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I thought this said i have a swimming pool and vaseline


that woulda been way cooler
8 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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MinggI thought this said i have a swimming pool and vaseline


that woulda been way cooler


That would fucking hurt
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tomatonater
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MinggI thought this said i have a swimming pool and vaseline


that woulda been way cooler


Forgot the baseball bat and the ibuprofen
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