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Itsoskar2what was your all time worst day ever skiing
.Brink.when I was really young (4-5ish) and pissed my pants before I could get all my gear off LOL
SKIU4EAits probably the days where i have bad shit going on back at home and even getting away to ski i cant stop thinking about everything. It just makes for a depressing day lapping.
SconnieThis made my heart ache. I've had too many of these days. Other days I'm so pissed at life that I put on some heavy tunes, ski reckless and end up getting hurt. Don't ski angry.
ZeMagnificentKevEither the day someone stole my smith maze helmet id had forever, so many old and awesome stickers on that thing, or the day I thought I was witnessing my buddy being paralyzed, which arguably was way worse but the helmet thing pissed me the fuck off.
He caught an edge going down a pretty gnarly glade run, lost his balance and thick snow trapped his other ski so he kept going and got some speed pretty much out of control, then finally caught another edge and flipped over. Im watching this in horror and now because its so steep hes basically just straight falling down, then he collides with a tree straight in the middle of his back, gets practically wrapped around the whole fucking thing and collapses at the base. Skied down there so fast just going "holy fuck holy fuck don't move man dont fucking move" Also thinking holy shit holy shit what do I do were pretty far our from regular runs, do I go get ski patrol or wait with him for somebody to come by, hoollyyy ffuucckk. Anyway get to him and he just lets out a big groan and says the only pain was when his tailbone whipped against the tree. Took him to medical anyway and they said he was fine, I thank the gods everyday I remember it that nothing worse happened. Definitely ruined that day, also trees kinda scared me after that.
theabortionatorSomebody stole my snowboard.
Definitely the worst memory i have
.otto.message from our lord and savior tommy wamnuts to start skiing
StaticMy 3yo broke her leg when she fell right next to me. She was killing it too, linking turns and shit, had just graduated from the magic carpet to real lifts, wanting to race, flying into the lift lines and throwing on the brakes like she owned the place. Happened 5 weeks ago so no skiing untill next winter, shes still in a cast and can't bear any weight on it.
I can't shake an immense feeling of guilt for even putting her on skis in the first place, plus I was telling her to ski over to the right maybe had I not been barking instructions at her it wouldn't have happened, I had her DINs set at 1 they probably should have been bottomed out. It's pretty much all my fault and I feel like a piece of shit for what happened.
icedI started the day teaching programs. Went to get the last kid and he was on the ground kicking my new skis. He chipped up the entire bloody edges on both of em (did it on purpose). Supervisor got mad I was mad during my lunch, which was stupid. After work, I did a few park laps before heading home, on last lap I cleared a quarter and landed on flat. Went home, spray painted half my poles black. I still don't know why I did that, but I never finished painting them. That day was hellI would fucking kill that kid tbh
itzkisome 12 year old gaper french frying when he should have pizza'd and smacking into me when I was like 15. it was pretty icy that day and i fell and broke my arm backwards, i think to stop the fall. someone else came and said they'd get ski patrol and when jerry heard that he dipped and i got left alone for a good 10-15 minutes in some of the worst pain of my life. plus i was on a trip with some friends at their ski house and it was day 1 on my second run.I would also fucking kill that kid
t_hennumwhen I shit my pants on the lift
t_hennumwhen I shit my pants on the lift
.newschooler.69I would fucking kill that kid tbh
I would also fucking kill that kid
gucciman7this was about two years ago:
Practice for a halfpipe comp had just finished and I had to take a mad shit. So I’m like ima do that now, when I get a call from my coach I’m dropping in 5 riders. Fast forward to my run, I have a unbareable pain in stomach, I go up for my trick on the wall and when I land all the poop flys right out of me. It sucked but what ever