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Now i remember why i also keep females as friends

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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Girls cleaning your room because it's 'Gross' for the win.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 5 2005 4:10PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
wait... what? are you talking about how girls get fed up with messiness and they end up cleaning their guy's room?? because i've definately done that a time or two
Feb 5 2005 4:29PM
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Yup. They re-arranged my room to make more space, swept, mopped, and folded my clean laundry.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
Feb 5 2005 4:34PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
it's like instinct for them.



Derek
Feb 5 2005 4:54PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
no... trust me, its not instinct. i just get sick of walking over clothes and ski gear when i have to pee
Feb 5 2005 4:56PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
if they were real women, they wouldve made you lunch.
(zach)









free xbox?or an iPod?
Feb 5 2005 5:01PM
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*BeckyK*
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 11
don't even start with the women belong in the kitchen shit, or men are the superior sex...
Feb 5 2005 5:04PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
dont worry, i wont say that women belong in the kitchen and should only cook and clean to serve us, but you'll know thats what i meant.
(zach)









free xbox?or an iPod?
Feb 5 2005 5:06PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
women belong in cages while tbones get hurled at them with a high powered air cannon and 50 japanese bukkake them



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17





My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Feb 5 2005 5:32PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
its true! me and my bogmate here share a bathroom, and neither of us clean it and whenever girls come they get pissed off and clean it for us. its pretty sweet. They even windexed my mirror too!
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Feb 5 2005 5:42PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
haha all the chicks i know have messy rooms and they come to mine and are like wow its so clean but i'm a neat freak
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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
Feb 5 2005 6:10PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
haha yes thom. but next time you have to pee all around the toilet seat and see what they do.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
Feb 5 2005 6:17PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
well i clean my bfs room all the time. i just get sick of mess. that and i live there too usually...so its half my room...right.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Feb 5 2005 6:34PM
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friday01
Posts: 1342 - Karma: 24
tell her to get in the kitchen and bake you a cake
Feb 5 2005 6:40PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
its awesome when other people clean my room
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-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
Feb 5 2005 9:13PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
why dont all u men just be the slobs u were born to be. leave everything on th floor and if it needs to be washed...well thats a shame

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there. * Ralph Wiggum
Feb 5 2005 9:18PM
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ECboarder698
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
my girl sometimes washes my clothes...like sweatshirts if she borrows them. she makes me food a lot too, like cookies. sooooooo gooood

-steve

people are stupid.
dont piss me off; im running out out places to put the bodies
Feb 6 2005 9:43AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
my girlfriend cleans my room every time she is over, its cool
Feb 6 2005 10:16AM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
My girlfriend makes me food too! I can always count on a sweet platter of bacon, eggs and toast after a night of boozin'! YUM!
Feb 6 2005 10:18AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
hahah jole. Ill probaly get a super clean bathroom! its almost worth a try.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Feb 6 2005 10:51AM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
my girlfriend 'helped' clean most of my room. But really, I was sitting on my bed watching her.




open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
Feb 6 2005 11:37AM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
ok sexist joke time

What is all that wrinkled, shrivelled, useless, old skin found around the pussy called?

A woman


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.
Feb 6 2005 12:02PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
At 11 30, an old lady is standing waiting for the green light to get across the street. When it comes, she walks across at a steady pace when a car drives on its red light and kills her. Whos fault is it?


The lady: she should have been home making lunch for her husband


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Jibberish: Minimizing my grades since 2004.
Feb 6 2005 12:06PM
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skier04
Posts: 479 - Karma: 10
messy rooms annoy me but i don't clean them
Feb 6 2005 12:39PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
my friends gf for some reason likes to do my dishes when she comes over, so i just told her she's weird, but she wasnt allowed to stop.







I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

Feb 6 2005 1:08PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
hahahah success. Once again my bathroom has been cleaned. Not by me, not by my bogmate, but by the girls downstairs. aparently dust is 'gross' and 'disgusting' ahhaahhaha, suckers.
Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
Feb 18 2005 4:02PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
it's sad, and true.


-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
Feb 18 2005 4:07PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
I'm messier than any girl I know who lives alone. I am dirtier than most guys and frankly, I don't pick up after myself, and I probably won't be picking up anyone else's shit either.

And just so I don't sound like a pig, I do clean one day a week and leave my apartment spotless, but what happens the week before and after is not pretty...

- - AlpineSurfBum: gonna clean the fish tank again? - -


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Feb 18 2005 4:08PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
me and my suite mates let garbage pile up in a corner of our kitchen up to 4 feet and in a 5 by 5 foot area, and there was beer all over the floor and food and shit, so this girl came in with a broom, mop, clothes, and cleanign supplies and cleaned it all up! The girl down the hall rocks!

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 18 2005 4:11PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
as long as is does not smelll...... but yeah




'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'
Phrosty

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at least i did not poke a fat chick that i met on the net and who tryed to make me raise her black baby!
Feb 18 2005 4:34PM
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bigkstylie
Posts: 849 - Karma: 2
Wow... Lat's comment was money... how does he come up wih that stuff?




'Ear me nah, bloodclot lickle rude bwai, nahmesay, ya knaw?
Feb 18 2005 4:44PM
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