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Chapstick conspiracy?

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Rennis_Deynolds
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every time I put on chapstick it only helps for like ten minutes then my fuckin lips feel more chapped then before, does chapstick purposefully make it like this so you use more chapstick?


Think about it
Mar 16 2017 11:55PM
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doublecup
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Tu lengua en mi culo
Mar 17 2017 7:13AM
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Da.Vinci
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no whenever I put on chapstick it helps for a few hours?
Mar 17 2017 8:02AM
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crotchvent
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I think that is true for some brands so you probably just need a different brand.
Mar 17 2017 11:28AM
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M.M
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Burts bee's /thread
Mar 17 2017 11:37AM
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theBearJew
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M.MBurts bee's /thread


My girlfriend in HS had a theory that Burts Bees was made with tiny shards of glass to cut your lips up so you felt like you constantly needed more.
Mar 17 2017 11:58AM
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M.M
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theBearJewMy girlfriend in HS had a theory that Burts Bees was made with tiny shards of glass to cut your lips up so you felt like you constantly needed more.


My high school girlfriend opened my eyes to burts bees, cause I didn't think any Chapstick worked. Never had chapped lips after that.

Maybe it was the peppermint in it, kinda burns right when you apply it.
Mar 17 2017 12:06PM
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TheDoughAbides
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youre dehydrated
Mar 17 2017 12:23PM
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OregonDead
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Don't talk at Silent Rock!
Mar 17 2017 12:25PM
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soup
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get that shit miley cyrus endorses. the stuff that gives you chemical burns.
Mar 17 2017 12:54PM
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.CJ.
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Maybe it's because your chaplicator is exposed to the elements when you put it on your helmet.
Mar 17 2017 12:57PM
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JAHpow
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Yeah berts bees is where it's at. I got so sick of the sticks because they would roll up into the cap and then get caked in and the stick is half shot then. So I bought a ten pack of tins off ebay because berts discontinued the tins..much better.
Mar 17 2017 1:19PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Another one for Burt's Bees Vitamin E and Peppermint. I carry one in my coats at all times, have one at my desk, and next to my bed.
Mar 17 2017 1:32PM
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THESAUCEPOSSE
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its in the name. *chap*stick. they don't even hide it. It makes your shit more chapped 100%
Mar 17 2017 2:49PM
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kim_jong_ill
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theBearJewMy girlfriend in HS had a theory that Burts Bees was made with tiny shards of glass to cut your lips up so you felt like you constantly needed more.


My girlfriend in HS didn't exist
Mar 17 2017 2:51PM
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GrandThings
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Burts bees is where its at. Also carmex in the tube or tin.
Mar 17 2017 3:02PM
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Wutever
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crotchventI think that is true for some brands so you probably just need a different brand.


True, also sometimes it's the flavoring in them that will do it. I'll get two of the same brand, different flavors and one will dry my lips out and the other is totally fine.

Badger makes a sensitive skin hand balm that is just olive oil and beeswax, if anybody is super sensitive to flavors, as long as you keep the tin clean, you could probably put that on your lips. Burts Bees rocks too.
Mar 17 2017 3:18PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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SkierBetchif anybody is super sensitive to flavors


I'm super emotionally sensitive will it still work for me?
Mar 17 2017 7:31PM
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doublecup
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Rennis_DeynoldsI'm super emotionally sensitive will it still work for me?


suck a chicks vagina and shut the fuck up already
Mar 17 2017 7:49PM
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theabortionator
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I wrap my head in tin foil when i ski and never have any problems
Mar 17 2017 9:20PM
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theBearJew
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kim_jong_illMy girlfriend in HS didn't exist


Sure she did. She just broke up with you before you started dating.
Mar 18 2017 6:50AM
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Rparr
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Chapstik is actually made from 100% topically active crack cocaine
Mar 18 2017 7:12AM
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doublecup
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RparrChapstik is actually made from 100% topically active crack cocaine


if your lips are chapped grab a vagina and start eating some pussy to moisten up your lips
Mar 18 2017 7:37AM
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Raz.
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just make your own its so easy
Mar 18 2017 5:37PM
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robbinJAHood
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Burts Bees peppermint is great because during those cold days it reminds you that you still have lips lol
Mar 18 2017 7:04PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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Raz.just make your own its so easy


lol i'm not a peasant
Mar 18 2017 7:29PM
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Rike
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Might sound weird but vaseline usually does the trick, never have to worry about chapped lips again...
Mar 18 2017 7:35PM
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DeebieSkeebies
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Mar 18 2017 7:36PM
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pookiss
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Rennis_Deynoldsevery time I put on chapstick it only helps for like ten minutes then my fuckin lips feel more chapped then before, does chapstick purposefully make it like this so you use more chapstick?


Think about it


i get it... use blistex if you don't already, shit actually works
Mar 19 2017 5:45PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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RikeMight sound weird but vaseline usually does the trick, never have to worry about chapped lips again...


vaseline only works for chapped butthole
Mar 19 2017 8:26PM
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Malcolm
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theabortionatorI wrap my head in tin foil when i ski and never have any problems


Do you put the tin foil over or under your helmet?
Mar 19 2017 10:02PM
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theabortionator
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MalcolmDo you put the tin foil over or under your helmet?


Both. Double bag it. Never can be too safe these days
Mar 19 2017 10:05PM
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Rike
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Rennis_Deynoldsvaseline only works for chapped butthole


You would know from experience?
Mar 19 2017 10:08PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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RikeYou would know from experience?


yes
Mar 19 2017 11:56PM
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doublecup
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Buy sum lube and put it all over your face
Mar 20 2017 6:12AM
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TheDoughAbides
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DeebieSkeebies


Mar 20 2017 3:14PM
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iced
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doublecupif your lips are chapped grab a vagina and start eating some pussy to moisten up your lips


"Wow he must eat a lost of pussy, I'm impressed"
-nobody
Mar 20 2017 10:24PM
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JichelMusten
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Bruh why tf would you put chapstick on your lips??? That shit goes on your eyelids and gets you hella beezed
Mar 20 2017 10:46PM
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Tamas
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M.MBurts bee's /thread

You gotta apply it to your eyelids for it to do anything of value
Raz.just make your own its so easy

This. Its so much better and you can put whatever shit you want in it/ tweak it to work better
Mar 21 2017 10:00AM
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Rike
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Rennis_Deynoldsyes


I reckon you might want to get that checked..
Mar 22 2017 10:05AM
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