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How not to become a gaper

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RichieTrott420
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Step 1: Have a cool pair of skis (Twin Tips)
Step 2: DONT tuck your snow pants into your boots
Step 3: DONT have a gaper gap
Step 4: Wear cool and popular clothing
Step 5 : Make your self look like a park rat
Step 6: Get mad at the gapers
Step 7: dont wear to much bright cloths
Step 8: JUST DONT become a GAPER
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Casey
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One does not simply become a gaper. Gapers are born, not made.
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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,321
Jesus.ChristI live in Aus. Do these same rules apply? Please answer op

He won't answer this kid left ns because of hate
8 years ago
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Cade2
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DieselChevysHe won't answer this kid left ns because of hate


Kewl
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,104
Jesus.ChristI live in Aus. Do these same rules apply? Please answer op


No, Australia is basically opposite land where everything is backwards. People walk around upside down, and they read from right to left, and the toilet goes the wrong way (the poop goes up your butt). So reverse these rules if skiing in Australia. Also remember to put your boots on you hands and ski uphill.
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hi_vis360
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DieselChevysno park rider rocks the goggles over, everyone rocks them under the helmet, the people who do rock them over tend to be the shitty park skiers


teach me your infinite wisdom
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dropimg
Posts: 89 - Karma: 109
Jesus.ChristI live in Aus. Do these same rules apply? Please answer op


At least in nz the rule is ski what u want, wear what u want​, just ski well and don't be a dick
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1776
Posts: 728 - Karma: 2,321
BASEDJAHteach me your infinite wisdom


oh damn, i put this on ns a while ago, back when i was a cringy and posted the worst shit, sorry for any inconvenience
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