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You know its a good day skiing when..........

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reeski
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 1,559
Two things stick out for me.
a. On the drive home I feel like I'm still skiing, scoping side hits and looking for lines. It's like my ski brain is still going.
b. When I'm falling asleep at night I'm replaying my favorite runs and they are engrained in my brain.
How bout you?
Feb 9 2017 8:32AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
...When youre leaving the mountain and youre pissed you have to go home
Feb 9 2017 8:47AM
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theabortionator
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When you're hot lapping with friends.

Also when you don't have to use your AK
Feb 9 2017 10:39AM
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SKRockies
Posts: 606 - Karma: 1,689
When you finally get that trick down and you just wanna do it over and over every lap.
Feb 9 2017 3:02PM
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dropimg
Posts: 89 - Karma: 109
you just keep getting up after the crashes and try again and again
Feb 9 2017 4:35PM
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Park.
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when you dont give a fuck about how much shit you are eating and its just a rad day
Feb 9 2017 6:00PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
When my beard is encased in powder
Feb 9 2017 6:43PM
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reeski
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 1,559
I messed up on my description I actually meant this for right after your done skiing. These are all great though
Feb 9 2017 6:54PM
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Revelinyourstoke
Posts: 125 - Karma: 61
A-cAllWhen my beard is encased in powder


Damn straight.
Feb 9 2017 9:44PM
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Cadenmccullough
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When you watch the clips you got over and over.
Feb 9 2017 10:20PM
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.CJ.
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When you're driving home and the tricks you landed replay in your mind over and over and you can't wait until the next day you go up to try them again.
Feb 10 2017 3:13AM
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.frenchy
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when youre taking your skis off after the last run and a small tear rolls down your cheek
Feb 10 2017 6:42AM
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reeski
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 1,559
.frenchywhen youre taking your skis off after the last run and a small tear rolls down your cheek


Hahaha thats a great day!!
Feb 10 2017 10:54AM
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iseveryoneokay
Posts: 107 - Karma: 377
When you take that runny post ski shit because you drank too much coffee and tried to ski off the hangover without breakfast and now your dumps are like you are pissing out your butthole but its ok because you skiied and you got plastered the night before and then you do it again the next night and you can tell everyone how much you party and how you can still k fed with 4 liters of beer and a gallon of coffee in you. I LIVE FOR THESE DAYS
Feb 10 2017 12:49PM
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clorox
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...When you poach the shit out of untouched powder all day and don't get your pass pulled.
Feb 10 2017 5:32PM
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Jcamotts
Posts: 156 - Karma: 2,584
When you find some pow and your friend sends a cliff so huge that he dislocates his shoulder on the landing, then pops it back in on the slopes and keeps on skiing.
Feb 10 2017 8:45PM
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bquick222
Posts: 124 - Karma: 363
You get to the top of the lift and have to brush all the snow off yourself.
Feb 12 2017 3:16AM
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BonusNo413
Posts: 342 - Karma: 2,478
When I'm skiing by myself and fall into a tree well. I think I'm going to die when I see Shrek's face emerge from the snow. He glides his tongue into my mouth and we passionately kiss. I need not tell Shrek of my plight. He knows, and his love will guide me to safety. I fall deeper into the well and he positions himself behind me. I feel his phallus sliding into my anus. I'm still upside down and the pain in my twisted neck is overwhelming. My anus stings with pain but I do it for Shrek. He gently kisses my neck and more snow falls into the well, cutting off my oxygen. I feel everything fading to black, but I know everything will be OK because I'm with Shrek.
Feb 12 2017 3:22AM
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bananabrains
Posts: 133 - Karma: 390
After a great day of skiing I can't stop smiling and I don't care about how stupid I look
Feb 12 2017 11:24AM
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reeski
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 1,559
After a good day of skiing, most of my problems seem so small and trivial
Feb 12 2017 12:38PM
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Rparr
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OxcilicWhen I'm skiing by myself and fall into a tree well. I think I'm going to die when I see Shrek's face emerge from the snow. He glides his tongue into my mouth and we passionately kiss. I need not tell Shrek of my plight. He knows, and his love will guide me to safety. I fall deeper into the well and he positions himself behind me. I feel his phallus sliding into my anus. I'm still upside down and the pain in my twisted neck is overwhelming. My anus stings with pain but I do it for Shrek. He gently kisses my neck and more snow falls into the well, cutting off my oxygen. I feel everything fading to black, but I know everything will be OK because I'm with Shrek.


It's all ogre now
Feb 12 2017 2:19PM
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RousedWits
Posts: 387 - Karma: 893
I love pow days and shredding the trees with perfect conditions just as much as anybody else, but some of the best days skiing for me is when the snow conditions aren't really great and you find that one untouched run. All day you struggle with the cascade concrete or dust on crust, and then you find an untouched patch of trees. Damn that feeling is awesome the day suddenly goes from pretty good to excellent. There truly is never a bad day on the slopes!

Hang Loose
Feb 12 2017 4:13PM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
When you have to take three ibuprofen and ice your knees, but you're still stoked.
Feb 12 2017 8:10PM
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MrPatrickRyan
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Probably when my herniated discs prevent me from walking an hour after I'm off the slopes
Feb 12 2017 11:07PM
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Deepskier
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When new tricks and spots pop into your head post skiing and you can't wait to try them the next day.
Feb 13 2017 12:15AM
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sui-kide
Posts: 330 - Karma: 680
When you don't have to ski alone. (feelsbadman) And also when you stomp a new trick you've been trying for who knows how long.
Feb 13 2017 1:02AM
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reeski
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 1,559
Another thing that comes to mind is after a great day of skiing, pulling up to Apre's and not even caring about how much money you're about to drop cause the day was so good.
Feb 13 2017 8:43PM
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GayWolf420
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went touring for the first time a week ago. Always a good day when everyone makes it back to the trailhead safe and sound beers in hand reminiscing the days events.

Last lights of the day make me smile. And riding up the chair on a pow day when its nuking like sweet fuck with not a single soul in sight is what its all about too.
Feb 14 2017 12:28AM
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poonis
Posts: 248 - Karma: 1,391
when it's near impossible to walk back to your car
Feb 14 2017 1:21AM
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sui-kide
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BubbleBuddywhen it's near impossible to walk back to your car


That my friend
Feb 14 2017 1:53AM
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JWillySkeez
Posts: 424 - Karma: 1,095
When the color of your hip is not representative at all of your race. This can be easily achieved by taking spins to flat. 10/10 would recommend.
Feb 14 2017 10:33PM
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Titus69
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When you find new spots all over the mountain, sadly a lot of the trees are already skied out but other spots were untouched before I skied them...Did some side-country hiking up a little drop area, that fell into a nice patch of pow. Just hope others didnt follow my hiking tracks, theyre solid spots.
Feb 14 2017 10:42PM
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Dunderflip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,444
when you thug it out of the thug zone switch.

high speed switch lip after cutting off a gaper dad in the park

when you do cork

when you drop a new cliff and fuckin hot tub the hell out of it but pop back up

when your neck tube is frozen to your dreads and you have to wait for it to melt in the car to take it off.

when you pull your foot out of your boot and your leg is steaming.
Feb 16 2017 3:53AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6046 - Karma: 68,513
When your dream that night is about lapping the park. But at least one of my dreams a night involves me skiing. That's how much I think about it.
Feb 18 2017 10:30PM
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Mitch_7495
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When you land four new rail tricks on a bluebird afternoon.
Feb 19 2017 8:41AM
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killashredda
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When you're the first one on the lift
Feb 19 2017 5:08PM
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Trabek
Posts: 230 - Karma: 368
When you get home and can't even make it up the stairs because your legs are jello.
Feb 19 2017 5:35PM
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reeski
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 1,559
When you ski so hard that when you put your jeans on they barely fit in the quads cause you just slayed everything
Feb 19 2017 8:48PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
When you ski a line that scares the shot out of you before you even drop in
Feb 20 2017 12:20PM
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tomatonater
Posts: 852 - Karma: 2,770
When someone else says "skrt skrt" or gaper gets fucked
Feb 21 2017 8:40AM
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Headless-G
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When you're don't stop attempting new things NO MATTER if you crash, you're still red hot !
Feb 21 2017 9:38AM
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cinnabonconn
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reeskiWhen you ski so hard that when you put your jeans on they barely fit in the quads cause you just slayed everything


the worst
Feb 21 2017 10:25AM
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reeski
Posts: 1021 - Karma: 1,559
When you're so mad cuz you ripped the shit out of the mountain and theirs no footy to claim it
Feb 21 2017 12:25PM
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