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Pope says big bang and evolution are real

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californiagrown
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... and God is not a magician with a magic wand. My main guy P. Francis keeping it real yet again. Good shit bringing the church into the 21st century.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-declares-evolution-and-big-bang-theory-are-right-and-god-isnt-a-magician-with-a-magic-9822514.html
Jan 27 2017 11:48AM
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Lonely
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I really like the guy, I think he is taking the church and Christianity as a whole in a more positive direction.

I still think that religion should have been left in the dark ages but its good to see some light shining through.
Jan 27 2017 12:20PM
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Casey
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If God isnt a magician with a magic wand then how did virgin born Jesus die and come back to life? Inquiring minds want to know.
Jan 28 2017 11:53AM
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iFlip
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Obviously climate change is real. Yesterday the climate was rainy. Today the climate is sunny with a few clouds.

All that hype that scientists are putting out about climate change is bs. Obviously the climate changes every day. Every dummy knows that. No need for a government funded scientist to tell us that stuff.
Jan 28 2017 12:09PM
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Skiing_guy345
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this is lies always big snow in chile no rain very cold
Jan 28 2017 1:21PM
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K-Dot.
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iFlipObviously climate change is real. Yesterday the climate was rainy. Today the climate is sunny with a few clouds.

All that hype that scientists are putting out about climate change is bs. Obviously the climate changes every day. Every dummy knows that. No need for a government funded scientist to tell us that stuff.


Do you know what the word climate means..?
Jan 28 2017 3:38PM
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.frenchy
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CaseyIf God isnt a magician with a magic wand then how did virgin born Jesus die and come back to life? Inquiring minds want to know.


more like "atheist bitches" want to know.
Jan 28 2017 6:05PM
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iFlip
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K-Dot.Do you know what the word climate means..?


It's a fancy word for weather. I don't need no college degree to know that much.
Jan 28 2017 6:22PM
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TheDoughAbides
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iFlipIt's a fancy word for weather. I don't need no college degree to know that much.


wrong
Jan 28 2017 7:30PM
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iFlip
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TheDoughAbideswrong


Then how do you explain clouds?
Jan 28 2017 8:40PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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At this point I would not be remotely surprised if this Pope was part of a large conspiracy to destroy Catholicism from the inside out.
Jan 28 2017 9:44PM
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TheDoughAbides
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iFlipThen how do you explain clouds?


latent heat
Jan 28 2017 9:48PM
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iFlip
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TheDoughAbideslatent heat


What about during winter?
Jan 28 2017 9:52PM
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TheDoughAbides
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iFlipWhat about during winter?


trolls
Jan 28 2017 10:00PM
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Lonely
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ScaredwhiteboyAt this point I would not be remotely surprised if this Pope was part of a large conspiracy to destroy Catholicism from the inside out.


I hope so. God forbid something as amazing as Catholicism be destroyed.
Jan 28 2017 10:29PM
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Wutever
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ScaredwhiteboyAt this point I would not be remotely surprised if this Pope was part of a large conspiracy to destroy Catholicism from the inside out.


There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow

Secret aaagent man, secret aaagent man!!!
Jan 29 2017 12:37AM
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.frenchy
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LonelyI hope so. God forbid something as amazing as Catholicism be destroyed.


you sound like a really cool person!
Jan 29 2017 6:19AM
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Lonely
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.frenchyyou sound like a really cool person!


Thanks! But I'm probably not
Jan 29 2017 12:50PM
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User1
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iFlipObviously climate change is real. Yesterday the climate was rainy. Today the climate is sunny with a few clouds.

All that hype that scientists are putting out about climate change is bs. Obviously the climate changes every day. Every dummy knows that. No need for a government funded scientist to tell us that stuff.


I think you mean weather, climate and weather aren't interchangeable.
Jan 29 2017 9:48PM
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iFlip
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User1I think you mean weather, climate and weather aren't interchangeable.


Are you sure? Rainforests have a rainy climate, and rain is weather. Deserts have a dry climate and dry is weather.
Jan 29 2017 9:52PM
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californiagrown
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iFlipAre you sure? Rainforests have a rainy climate, and rain is weather. Deserts have a dry climate and dry is weather.


I agree. The climate is always changing... It's why summer is warmer than winter.
Jan 29 2017 10:30PM
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AveragePete
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I watched an episode of cosmos once
Jan 29 2017 10:38PM
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TheDoughAbides
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iFlipAre you sure? Rainforests have a rainy climate, and rain is weather. Deserts have a dry climate and dry is weather.


californiagrownI agree. The climate is always changing... It's why summer is warmer than winter.


Both of you are much smarter than that. Climate describes the atmospheric conditions one should expect at a given location as the earth revolves around the sun. Weather describes specefic and more localized atmospheric events.
Jan 29 2017 10:58PM
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iFlip
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TheDoughAbidesClimate describes the atmospheric conditions one should expect at a given location as the earth revolves around the sun.


That can't be possible. For example, the rainforests in Costa Rico see a lot of rain all of the time, regardless of where the sun is in the sky. In fact, it mostly rains when the sun isn't shining.
Jan 29 2017 11:32PM
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californiagrown
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iFlipThat can't be possible. For example, the rainforests in Costa Rico see a lot of rain all of the time, regardless of where the sun is in the sky. In fact, it mostly rains when the sun isn't shining.


Yah, and how come Alaska in the summer is still pretty darn cool despite being warned 24 hours per day by the sun.
Jan 30 2017 12:12AM
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Gods_Father
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californiagrownI agree. The climate is always changing... It's why summer is warmer than winter.


Also why there is evidence of a 1000m high tsunami a long time ago compared to the 40-50m high tsunami from Fukushima.
Jan 30 2017 12:17AM
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Casey
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iFlipThat can't be possible. For example, the rainforests in Costa Rico see a lot of rain all of the time, regardless of where the sun is in the sky. In fact, it mostly rains when the sun isn't shining.


Weather: it's raining today

Climate: The yearly average temperature and rainfall is blah blah blah

It's a difference in time scale.
Jan 31 2017 12:15PM
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iFlip
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CaseyWeather: it's raining today

Climate: The yearly average temperature and rainfall is blah blah blah

It's a difference in time scale.


I don't understand. You're saying that time is what determines climate versus weather? So if it rains today, it is weather, but if it rains for 3 days it is climate? So if it rains every other day for a month it can still be dry weather, but if it rains two days in a row and then not for the rest of the month, I would live in a wet climate?
Jan 31 2017 2:30PM
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K-Dot.
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iFlipI don't understand. You're saying that time is what determines climate versus weather? So if it rains today, it is weather, but if it rains for 3 days it is climate? So if it rains every other day for a month it can still be dry weather, but if it rains two days in a row and then not for the rest of the month, I would live in a wet climate?


Literally just Google climate versus weather you fuckstick. It isn't rocket science, it's basic shit you should have learned in middle school earth science. You're arguing about a definition that is widely agreed upon.
Jan 31 2017 3:23PM
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iFlip
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K-Dot.Literally just Google climate versus weather you fuckstick. It isn't rocket science, it's basic shit you should have learned in middle school earth science. You're arguing about a definition that is widely agreed upon.


You sound angry. Is there not enough snow in your climate forecast right now?
Jan 31 2017 3:32PM
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K-Dot.
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iFlipYou sound angry. Is there not enough snow in your climate forecast right now?


Plenty, because I'm a special little snowflake. Also you're a shit troll.
Jan 31 2017 3:41PM
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californiagrown
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K-Dot.Plenty, because I'm a special little snowflake. Also you're a shit troll.


You're specisl little snow panties seem to be in quite the bunch though...
Jan 31 2017 5:55PM
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Casey
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.frenchymore like "atheist bitches" want to know.


Jesus would be proud to have you sticking up for him. Good job.
Jan 31 2017 7:54PM
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weedoo
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K-Dot.Plenty, because I'm a special little snowflake. Also you're a shit troll.


M8 if he is a shit troll, stop feeding him lmao
Feb 1 2017 1:44AM
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itzki
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The truth is no one knows the truth, religious conflict is ridiculous. Everybody's right, everybody's wrong. Nobody's right, nobody's wrong. Anyone who says otherwise is lying, or delusional. There is absolutely no way to know what happens to your consciousness after you die, until you do.

I personally identify more with deism than anything, but I don't have a problem with people following religions. In many ways, it helps people make sense of the world around them. For others, it may bring closure. Everyone is different, but fighting over religious ideologies is just plain wrong.

Can't we all just get along?
Feb 1 2017 12:48PM
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Jesse_
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K-Dot.Plenty, because I'm a special little snowflake. Also you're a shit troll.


Dude dont mess with Iflip, he will fuck you up. lol
Feb 1 2017 12:48PM
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TheDoughAbides
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CaseyJesus would be proud to have you sticking up for him. Good job.


Jesus was a communist
Feb 1 2017 4:48PM
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DayMan
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@milkman
Feb 1 2017 6:16PM
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special-J
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K-Dot.Literally just Google climate versus weather you fuckstick. It isn't rocket science, it's basic shit you should have learned in middle school earth science. You're arguing about a definition that is widely agreed upon.


very few things are more amusing than when an internet bully is actually the one being an idiot
Feb 1 2017 7:35PM
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botski
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjsXBZtPxs4
Feb 2 2017 9:27AM
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User1
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iFlipAre you sure? Rainforests have a rainy climate, and rain is weather. Deserts have a dry climate and dry is weather.


I think you hit your head on one too many rails
Feb 2 2017 6:42PM
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TheDoughAbides
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User1I think you hit your head on one too many rails


nah he trollin
Feb 3 2017 5:30PM
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cozyco
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TheDoughAbidesnah he trollin


+1
tbh I missed these bad trolling attempts here on NS badly. Surprising that people actually fed the troll.

get some trolling practise here: http://www.epicski.com/f/
cya soon!
Feb 4 2017 6:27PM
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.otto.
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iFlipObviously climate change is real. Yesterday the climate was rainy. Today the climate is sunny with a few clouds.

All that hype that scientists are putting out about climate change is bs. Obviously the climate changes every day. Every dummy knows that. No need for a government funded scientist to tell us that stuff.


i hope your joking
Feb 8 2017 11:49AM
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Jesse_
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.otto.i hope your joking


He's a troll lol
Feb 8 2017 12:59PM
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