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DirtYStylEThe first step is to come up with a killer giraffe BBQ recipe. Then you offer everyone in the world free food for the rest of their lives if they submit to your rule. If they decline, you herd the giraffes into the rebel camp. They can't kill the giraffes because there is an unlimited number of them and the carcasses would pile up. Eventually the giraffes would eat and shit over everything so they would submit.
cg.99how did you think of this elaborate plan?!
DirtYStylEI went to college