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2016 / 2017 Seymour conditions thread

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Shredability
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Get in here.

Main features
1. Rocktagon: 0/10: completely covered no exposed rocks, don't even bother hitting it.
2. Compression chamber: 2/10: Too steep on the uptake, compression level dangerously high.
3. Margaritaville: 10/10: Still lit.
4. Stunt ditch: 4/10: Try a handplant.
5. Brockton Cliff: 3/10: Still flat as fuck, hit it you pussy.
6. AK Trees: 7/10: Coverage optimal, cliff sizable.
7. City booter: 0/10: Ski patrol blew it up.
8. Smoker pit (new 2016 feature) 9/10: Jesse threw up on the ground, frozen solid
9. Rock Chute: 7/10: Can not confirm or deny they have those bombers of trapper johns
10. Mystery step up: 0/10: Not there, send it anyways
11. NHChells gate (formerly known as hells gate): 2/10: Coverage not optimal
12. Monster van: 0/10: Not parked in the middle of the run

Parks
1. Pit park 7/10: Get in there before they turn all the rails perpendicular to the hill
2. Northlands 8/10: Jumps money, grab blunt
3. Young Guns 0/10: Can confirm non-existent
4. Brockton Park 2/10: 2/10 b/c bring back the brockton park that shit was ridiculous
Dec 21 2016 12:04AM
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Alyon
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lit.
Dec 23 2016 10:34PM
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Feb 4th:
Compression chamber: 9/10: Built a huge kicker off the top, ski patrol said they would blow it up. Park crew said it was lit.

Feb 11th:
Jump still in tact, kid flew off and blew him self the fuck up, possibly dead.

Feb 12th:
Compression chamber: 2/10: Ski patrol blew it up
Feb 24 2017 12:16AM
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Feb 4th:
Compression chamber: 9/10: Built a huge kicker off the top, ski patrol said they would blow it up. Park crew said it was lit.

Feb 11th:
Jump still in tact, kid flew off and blew him self the fuck up, possibly dead.

Feb 12th:
Compression chamber: 2/10: Ski patrol blew it up
Feb 24 2017 12:17AM
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February 25th Update:

Young Guns: Existent
Brockton: Looks like some kids were blazing and smoked it out, visibility non existent
Lower Margaritaville: Kid hit a giant drop into a tree
Red Ledge: Some say a guy in a piss yellow helmet jumped over the stairs
Pit Park: Get there, rails still not perpendicular to hill... yet
Northlands Jumps: Actually still nice
Hip Section: Who cares
Upper Northlands: Rail perpendicular to hill followed by enormous down bar
Compression Chamber: Unreasonably stupid
Mystery Chair: Still able to crush beer on it
Pit Park Builders: Haven't called me a faggot for being a skier... yet
Shirtless Laps: Yeah
Feb 27 2017 2:49PM
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Step up is in

Rip your shirt off, drink a beer and hit it
Mar 3 2017 2:56PM
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syrup.
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Ok, so recently Seymour has got a lot of snow. Now its a little warm so its pretty heavy.

Pit Park: They shut it down because every rail got buried
Northlands Jumps: Better than before
Upper Northlands: took out perpendicular rail and C, long down bar and bomb are still there.
Step Up: Oh baby she's a blaster, fucking groom that shit though landing is trash.
Young Guns: Jumps look nice and beefy like a good bowl of minestrone and they put in some rails.
Visibility: 10 kids hotboxing their dad's Prius.
Lineups: Slim to none.
Hot lifties of legal age: None this year.
Brockton: 12 kids hotboxing the cab of their dad's Ford F-150
Margaritaville: Don't hit the cliffs in the dark.
Rocktagon: Still gone, hoping it reappears once the snow starts melting.
Devil's Cliff: If you brag about hitting Devil's now you fucking suck, there's no rock showing you bitch.
Snowboarders: Still haven't been called a faggot for being a skier.
Mar 16 2017 12:25PM
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wynnyk
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I remember when these threads were about 20 pages long for both Grouse and Seymour every year.... good stuff. Pumped for some sunny spring laps at Seymour, not much beats it.
Mar 16 2017 7:06PM
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wynnykI remember when these threads were about 20 pages long for both Grouse and Seymour every year....


Guess who made them back then?

That's right baby i'm OG as fuck.
Mar 20 2017 12:31AM
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Update:

Pit Park: Rails no longer buried under second winter but that might change
Northlands: Pretty much the same as ever
Upper Northlands: Same but with a shotgun at the top
Nuthouse Park: Step up and little triangle box that you can launch off at full speed
Brockton: BROCKTON SUPER PARK IS IN
Young Guns: Still the same
Margaritaville: Some jackass took a shit in there
Weather: Bring out the fucking sun
Devil's: Not gnarly at all

Come out this weekend for For The People Invitational, we'll be the aggressively drunk group with no shirts.
Mar 29 2017 3:14PM
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jaimegilfish
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Worth coming uppp and buying a day pass friday or just shredding at grouse since i don't have to pay??
Mar 29 2017 9:36PM
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syrup.
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jaimegilfishWorth coming uppp and buying a day pass friday or just shredding at grouse since i don't have to pay??


Come up Saturday it's gonna be lit mega drunk fest, prizes completely unsanctioned so probably nudity. We have a flag
Mar 29 2017 10:17PM
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MAJOR UPDATE: Dylan backflipped the compression chamber and some kids set up a lit BBQ on the knuckle of a jump!
Apr 1 2017 9:24PM
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jaimegilfishWorth coming uppp and buying a day pass friday or just shredding at grouse since i don't have to pay??


Missed out
Apr 1 2017 9:24PM
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jaimegilfish
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ShredabilityMissed out


Had a mean day pretending i knew how to snowboard #jerry
Apr 2 2017 12:11AM
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jaimegilfish#jerry


nice
Apr 3 2017 1:33PM
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jaimegilfish
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Just throwing it out there grouse parks is legit af at the moment, try and get up if y'all can
Apr 4 2017 12:17AM
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syrup.
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jaimegilfishJust throwing it out there grouse parks is legit af at the moment, try and get up if y'all can


last i checked this was a seymour thread
Apr 4 2017 11:48AM
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syrup.last i checked this was a seymour thread


GOT YOU GOOD FUCKER
Apr 14 2017 8:51PM
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joelski
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anyone know if theres still snow up there? rails you can set up?
Jun 26 2017 12:55AM
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