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Excuses for not sending

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Brue
Posts: 392 - Karma: 1,948
If you future spin, don't you have a 50/50 chance of landing if you stay on axis? Landing switch or normally, you are fine but, if you land on one of your sides you're dead.

So whats your excuse for not sending it for the boys then?
Nov 23 2016 8:54AM
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Dddsz
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 7,328
If it's too cold out side, I ski like an old man. I'm talking like -25F and under. The landings can be ungodly hard in Wisconsin and Minnesota... like glare ice, no give whatsoever.
Nov 23 2016 9:11AM
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Mr.Bishop
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BrueIf you future spin, don't you have a 50/50 chance of landing if you stay on axis? Landing switch or normally, you are fine but, if you land on one of your sides you're dead.

So whats your excuse for not sending it for the boys then?


I never liked the feeling of fast rotations. Far preferred to work on my style or doing it on a bigger jump.

Hucking insanity spins just doesn't seem fun to me.
Nov 23 2016 9:49AM
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Bushdid9_11
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Mr.BishopI never liked the feeling of fast rotations. Far preferred to work on my style or doing it on a bigger jump.

Hucking insanity spins just doesn't seem fun to me.


Sounds like you haven't been sending it for the boys.
Nov 23 2016 11:11AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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this is my first year back from knee recovery so i'll send on some stuff but i gotta ease myself into it.
Nov 23 2016 11:16AM
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SkierPT
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Getting old enough. Don't need to spin myself into the future
Nov 23 2016 11:52AM
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Aparker
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When I try to spin fast i do 360 but when i try 360 i do 2160
Nov 23 2016 4:28PM
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OregonDead
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50-50s and straight airs are where its at.
Nov 23 2016 4:48PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Bushdid9_11Sounds like you haven't been sending it for the boys.


These days definitely not.

I just used to focus on sending the style vs. the rotations.
Nov 23 2016 4:51PM
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Aparker
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Mr.BishopThese days definitely not.

I just used to focus on sending the style vs. the rotations.


What do you mean, dont you know that skiing is about spinning the fastest and winning the xgames. 2160 = olympics, steezy cork 3 safety = a life of failure and no fun
Nov 23 2016 5:31PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51251 - Karma: 157,256
To old

Too drunk

Not drunk enough

Jump sucks

Gear problems

I'm tired

That trick is dumb

I already did one

Need to poop

It's icy

I don't feel comfortable throwing down in trumps america
Nov 23 2016 5:32PM
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TheDoughAbides
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snowboarders but still pretty funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n3E0wpXcNQ
Nov 23 2016 5:34PM
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Mr.Bishop
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AparkerWhat do you mean, dont you know that skiing is about spinning the fastest and winning the xgames. 2160 = olympics, steezy cork 3 safety = a life of failure and no fun


Yeah I guess I need to learn that. Time to break out the 3700s.
Nov 23 2016 5:39PM
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TheronGustafson
Posts: 142 - Karma: 149
No excuses no days off. Smoke drugs and bone thugs!! I'm going straight savage this season.
Nov 23 2016 6:17PM
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turboplug
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I don't really send after taking my daily dose of bath salts i find it challenging to ski after using bath salts It is very challenging and my mom if I ever try it it could increase my chances of getting a concussion.
Nov 23 2016 6:22PM
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mat_espo
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.Dadthis is my first year back from knee recovery so i'll send on some stuff but i gotta ease myself into it.


You sound like a pussy, probably tore your acl or something dumb like that lol.
Nov 25 2016 6:48PM
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Mingg
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I'm a little bitch
Nov 25 2016 9:13PM
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.otto.
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Mr.BishopI never liked the feeling of fast rotations. Far preferred to work on my style or doing it on a bigger jump.

Hucking insanity spins just doesn't seem fun to me.


sounds like someones scared to send it fer da boys
Nov 25 2016 9:21PM
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neleson
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Did one yesterday too tired today
Nov 26 2016 8:04AM
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.otto.
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theabortionatorTo old

Too drunk

Not drunk enough

Jump sucks

Gear problems

I'm tired

That trick is dumb

I already did one

Need to poop

It's icy

I don't feel comfortable throwing down in trumps america


and u hit your head to many times
Nov 26 2016 11:54AM
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Mr.Bishop
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.otto.sounds like someones scared to send it fer da boys


I mean I spent loads of time in the early days trying to huck 7s and 9s on the shitty small jumps we had.

I really didn't like how it felt or looked. When I used to do a lot of tricks I way preferred slow, smooth and perfect rotations. I found that feeling far more rewarding and creative than Hucking crazy shit.
Nov 26 2016 12:03PM
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SPK_
Posts: 202 - Karma: 1,048
"I have to drive back home so better not injure myself"
Nov 26 2016 12:18PM
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AngryGramps
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don't want to smack my head again
Nov 26 2016 4:10PM
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Mingg
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SPK_"I have to drive back home so better not injure myself"


Truuuuu. I had a jeep the past two seasons that was a standard so I was the only one who could drive it and I was so nervous I'd hurt my left leg and then we'd be fucked hahaha.
Nov 26 2016 4:15PM
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randymeetsworld
Posts: 185 - Karma: 248
"If you spin over 5 then fuck you"
Nov 26 2016 7:21PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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MinggI'm a little bitch


mingg honest question can u even run?
Nov 27 2016 12:00AM
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notJacobJohnson
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Mr.BishopI just used to focus on sending the style vs. the rotations.


Oh trueeeeeeeee
Nov 27 2016 9:06AM
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Elg
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"I just ate, need to wait 45 minutes before doing anything."
Nov 27 2016 4:16PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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mat_espoYou sound like a pussy, probably tore your acl or something dumb like that lol.


better than being ugly.
Nov 28 2016 12:39PM
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freeskibum82
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Mr.BishopThese days definitely not.

I just used to focus on sending the style vs. the rotations.


i agree. id rather see a clean 3 or 5 over a hucked pencil ballerina spin any day.
Nov 28 2016 1:01PM
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Mingg
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Rennis_Deynoldsmingg honest question can u even run?


Ya I run 5-8 miles a day why?
Nov 28 2016 2:23PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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MinggYa I run 5-8 miles a day why?


not sure I thought you were fat for a second then i remembered you weren't
Nov 28 2016 6:07PM
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Mingg
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Rennis_Deynoldsnot sure I thought you were fat for a second then i remembered you weren't


thanks..?
Nov 28 2016 6:12PM
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-emile-
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Rennis_Deynoldsnot sure I thought you were fat for a second then i remembered you weren't


lmao who says that
Nov 28 2016 8:41PM
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coreysloan
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Too Icy
Nov 30 2016 1:38PM
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Raz.
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too high
Nov 30 2016 5:41PM
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akt416
Posts: 246 - Karma: 568
landings too soft, too much vis some days, not enough people in the park to watch me
Nov 30 2016 5:48PM
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Dirtyslobz
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too much pot in the system to function, hit hard as hell earlier in the day throwing a 360
Nov 30 2016 11:54PM
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ljackstar
Posts: 114 - Karma: 233
I could full send for a year, die, and never ski again. Or I could half send for 50 years.
Dec 1 2016 12:26AM
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cinnabonconn
Posts: 250 - Karma: 460
sadly that 50/50 chance of landing sideways on future spins happened to me every time as my squires would eject and id die but it was a pretty slushy day so it didn't hurt too bad
Dec 1 2016 10:54AM
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NTRO_
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you need to check the landing


don´t know how much speed


just change the subject.
Dec 1 2016 11:01AM
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.jif
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Floating through the air spinning slow is way more fun than spinning fast
Dec 1 2016 5:56PM
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