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yungcigsmoker
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Triguer warning: This thread may be contriversial to some but I'm really high right now and I sound like a white news reporter in my head and I just made a pathetically cheap cop out to escape an awkward conversation, and now I'm trying to just get shock laughs because of how long and unironically unfunny this is.


It's a shame pros are turning away from poles. Pros older than 21 should not be skiing poleless. Theyre style is just too outdated. Not saying that's a bad thing, its that your realm is better with poles. Pros younget than 21 should ski with poles a little more. Just a little.
Nov 17 2016 5:30PM
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a_burger
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y tho
Nov 17 2016 5:32PM
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eheath
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You might be the worst member on this website right now, even worse than Dennis Reynolds
Nov 17 2016 5:57PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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people who ride poleless will never know how good a pole plant off a jump feels.
Nov 17 2016 6:03PM
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iced
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This theory is shit
Nov 17 2016 6:03PM
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yungcigsmoker
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Deep down everyone secretly likes poles better
Nov 17 2016 6:44PM
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brend
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lol
Nov 17 2016 7:12PM
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Swandog7
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Telling everyone how to ride because of their age. Makes sense. Its called Freeskiing.
Nov 17 2016 7:33PM
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Cadenmccullough
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Josh__PeckDeep down everyone secretly likes poles better

Lies
Nov 17 2016 8:51PM
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.lencon
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eheathYou might be the worst member on this website right now, even worse than Dennis Reynolds


Don't you mean Rennis Deynolds?
Nov 17 2016 8:53PM
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broto
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Josh__PeckDeep down everyone secretly likes poles better


are you projecting?
Nov 17 2016 9:31PM
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yungcigsmoker
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Hornbeck, John Ware, Rory Walsh (up for grabs), Henrik, Luka Melloni, Noah Albaladejo, Charlie Owens, and even B-dog. you all secretly wish they still used poles
Nov 17 2016 9:37PM
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chicknfriedsteak
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eheathYou might be the worst member on this website right now, even worse than Dennis Reynolds


shits getting real when eheath acknowledges Reynolds
Nov 18 2016 4:39AM
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schoeski
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they are better then you but
Nov 18 2016 6:31AM
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yungcigsmoker
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schoeskithey are better then you but


Not an argument
Nov 18 2016 6:57AM
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JibbaTheHutt
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ive never understood riding pow without poles or even with park poles, is it not just a massive pain?

ive tried skiing even even on steep pistes without poles and it throws my technique quite abit, ahmet still seems to ski ok but honestly i think it looks pretty ridiculous
Nov 18 2016 7:28AM
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John18_6
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I can't ski outside of a park without poles.
Nov 18 2016 11:39AM
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willyg0808
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but its great for surfing bro
Nov 18 2016 12:40PM
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frontswap
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Putting an age restriction on whether or not you can use poles is probably the dumbest thing I've read on this website
Nov 18 2016 1:04PM
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yungcigsmoker
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frontswapPutting an age restriction on whether or not you can use poles is probably the dumbest thing I've read on this website


Not what I said but ok
Nov 18 2016 2:01PM
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JTTrembles
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Josh__PeckHornbeck, John Ware, Rory Walsh (up for grabs), Henrik, Luka Melloni, Noah Albaladejo, Charlie Owens, and even B-dog. you all secretly wish they still used poles


Charlie Owens too?! Nooooo
Nov 18 2016 2:50PM
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TheDoughAbides
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get off your couch
Nov 18 2016 3:17PM
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hot.pocket
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Josh__PeckPros older than 21 should not be skiing poleless. Pros younget than 21 should ski with poles


frontswapPutting an age restriction on whether or not you can use poles is probably the dumbest thing I've read on this website


Josh__PeckNot what I said but ok


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Nov 18 2016 9:15PM
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