-do you ski at sugar bush?
-Because I'm gonna sugar your bush
-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,
you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.
"in mens bathroom using urinal "
-Hey nice dick
-What?
-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?
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Skiing pickup lines
Well obviously the bomb ones from mashed potatoes.
Good thing im wearing a little extra bees wax cuz ur lips are looking a little chapped.
Good thing im wearing a little extra bees wax cuz ur lips are looking a little chapped.
"Nice moguls"
"I like my women like I like my ski boots, tight and rear entry."
Instant panty droppers
"I like my women like I like my ski boots, tight and rear entry."
Instant panty droppers
ill nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail
We go together like Gus and Bobby
My rail slides really well
ill blind 6 your downrail
i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old
rballs_i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old
this made me laugh hahaha.
It must be first chair because I see myself in your virgin corduroys.
"Hey you, need a place to live?"
"wanna see how far I can fit this ski pole up my ass?"
How do I get into your gap from the bottom of Alta?
Hey sweet cheeks, I’m here to check out your buns
"wanna make my hatchback 2002 subaru smell funny?"
I can tear more than just an alc
Rennis_Deynolds-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,
you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.
"in mens bathroom using urinal "
-Hey nice dick
-What?
-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/890426/Eastbound--amp--Down---Tight-Dick-Playa
-do me a favor honey and stick that ski pole up your ass you filthy whore
Fuckthefuckoff-do me a favor honey and stick that ski pole up your ass you filthy whore
Just gave up?
Is that a beacon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...
theabortionator"Hey you, need a place to live?"
@whistler
nice moguls.
I prefer to catcall women from the lift
Hey there smoothskin
"I heard girls with fat skis like it deep"
Tell them you are really good at using the search bar
Do you hit the park? Cause your a fat three.
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