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Skiing pickup lines

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
-do you ski at sugar bush?

-Because I'm gonna sugar your bush



-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,

you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.




"in mens bathroom using urinal "

-Hey nice dick

-What?

-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?
9 years ago
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,604
Well obviously the bomb ones from mashed potatoes.

Good thing im wearing a little extra bees wax cuz ur lips are looking a little chapped.
9 years ago
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-Robert
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 1,492
"Nice moguls"


"I like my women like I like my ski boots, tight and rear entry."


Instant panty droppers
9 years ago
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3459 - Karma: 11,912
ill nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail
9 years ago
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,975
We go together like Gus and Bobby
9 years ago
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bait
Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,604
My rail slides really well
9 years ago
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,054
ill blind 6 your downrail
9 years ago
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rballs_
Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,992
i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old
9 years ago
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Mingg
Posts: 14053 - Karma: 51,029
rballs_i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old


this made me laugh hahaha.
9 years ago
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marjoribanks
Posts: 44 - Karma: 144
It must be first chair because I see myself in your virgin corduroys.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52710 - Karma: 175,330
"Hey you, need a place to live?"
8 years ago
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TrickyDick470
Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,350
"wanna see how far I can fit this ski pole up my ass?"
8 years ago
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kingsskier
Posts: 6213 - Karma: 2,170
How do I get into your gap from the bottom of Alta?
8 years ago
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 891
Hey sweet cheeks, I’m here to check out your buns
8 years ago
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
"wanna make my hatchback 2002 subaru smell funny?"
8 years ago
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,991
I can tear more than just an alc
8 years ago
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safety.third
Posts: 218 - Karma: 469
Rennis_Deynolds-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,

you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.




"in mens bathroom using urinal "

-Hey nice dick

-What?

-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/890426/Eastbound--amp--Down---Tight-Dick-Playa
8 years ago
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651 - Karma: 891
-do me a favor honey and stick that ski pole up your ass you filthy whore
8 years ago
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weedoo
Posts: 650 - Karma: 1,851
Fuckthefuckoff-do me a favor honey and stick that ski pole up your ass you filthy whore


Just gave up?
8 years ago
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-arc-
Posts: 943 - Karma: 3,319
Is that a beacon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...
8 years ago
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Slunky
Posts: 691 - Karma: 2,344
theabortionator"Hey you, need a place to live?"


@whistler
8 years ago
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Ktheld
Posts: 16 - Karma: 42
nice moguls.
8 years ago
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JoeC92
Posts: 516 - Karma: 1,304
I prefer to catcall women from the lift
8 years ago
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JoeC92
Posts: 516 - Karma: 1,304
Hey there smoothskin
8 years ago
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Young_patty
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 39,361
"I heard girls with fat skis like it deep"
8 years ago
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,909
Tell them you are really good at using the search bar
8 years ago
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p3cific
Posts: 576 - Karma: 1,758
Do you hit the park? Cause your a fat three.
7 years ago
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