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Skiing pickup lines

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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739
-do you ski at sugar bush?

-Because I'm gonna sugar your bush



-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,

you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.




"in mens bathroom using urinal "

-Hey nice dick

-What?

-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?
Oct 3 2016 4:23PM
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bait
Posts: 1148
Well obviously the bomb ones from mashed potatoes.

Good thing im wearing a little extra bees wax cuz ur lips are looking a little chapped.
Oct 3 2016 4:52PM
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-Robert
Posts: 1990
"Nice moguls"


"I like my women like I like my ski boots, tight and rear entry."


Instant panty droppers
Oct 3 2016 6:13PM
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GORILLAWALLACE
Posts: 2925
ill nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail
Oct 3 2016 6:44PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5198
We go together like Gus and Bobby
Oct 3 2016 6:46PM
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bait
Posts: 1148
My rail slides really well
Oct 3 2016 8:47PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 2982
ill blind 6 your downrail
Oct 3 2016 8:50PM
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rballs_
Posts: 709
i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old
Oct 3 2016 11:34PM
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Mingg
Posts: 12453
rballs_i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old


this made me laugh hahaha.
Oct 4 2016 1:43AM
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marjoribanks
Posts: 41
It must be first chair because I see myself in your virgin corduroys.
Jan 18 2018 9:06PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 44942
"Hey you, need a place to live?"
Jan 19 2018 1:36AM
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TrickyDick470
Posts: 333
"wanna see how far I can fit this ski pole up my ass?"
Jan 19 2018 12:27PM
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kingsskier
Posts: 6136
How do I get into your gap from the bottom of Alta?
Jan 19 2018 12:35PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651
Hey sweet cheeks, I’m here to check out your buns
Jan 19 2018 3:20PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739
"wanna make my hatchback 2002 subaru smell funny?"
Jan 19 2018 4:24PM
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iced
Posts: 2300
I can tear more than just an alc
Jan 20 2018 1:37PM
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ebotdz
Posts: 163
Rennis_Deynolds-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,

you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.




"in mens bathroom using urinal "

-Hey nice dick

-What?

-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/890426/Eastbound--amp--Down---Tight-Dick-Playa
Jan 20 2018 2:11PM
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Fuckthefuckoff
Posts: 651
-do me a favor honey and stick that ski pole up your ass you filthy whore
Jan 20 2018 3:31PM
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weedoo
Posts: 650
Fuckthefuckoff-do me a favor honey and stick that ski pole up your ass you filthy whore


Just gave up?
Jan 20 2018 7:04PM
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-arc-
Posts: 766
Is that a beacon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...
Jan 20 2018 9:06PM
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Slunky
Posts: 610
theabortionator"Hey you, need a place to live?"


@whistler
Jan 21 2018 1:32AM
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Ktheld
Posts: 16
nice moguls.
Jan 21 2018 11:21PM
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JoeC92
Posts: 511
I prefer to catcall women from the lift
Jan 22 2018 12:48AM
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JoeC92
Posts: 511
Hey there smoothskin
Jan 22 2018 12:49AM
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Young_patty
Posts: 1097
"I heard girls with fat skis like it deep"
Jan 22 2018 10:44AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3527
Tell them you are really good at using the search bar
Jan 22 2018 2:07PM
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faatas
Posts: 506
Do you hit the park? Cause your a fat three.
Jan 22 2018 8:11PM
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