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Skiing pickup lines

Rennis_Deynolds

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059

Karma: 19,059

Posts: 2739

Addict

-do you ski at sugar bush?

-Because I'm gonna sugar your bush

-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,

you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.

"in mens bathroom using urinal "

-Hey nice dick

-What?

-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?

9 years ago

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bait

Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,604

Karma: 3,604

Posts: 1226

Insane

Well obviously the bomb ones from mashed potatoes.

Good thing im wearing a little extra bees wax cuz ur lips are looking a little chapped.

9 years ago

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-Robert

Posts: 2000 - Karma: 1,492

Karma: 1,492

Posts: 2000

Addict

"Nice moguls"

"I like my women like I like my ski boots, tight and rear entry."

Instant panty droppers

9 years ago

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arnie_grape

Posts: 3459 - Karma: 11,912

Karma: 11,912

Posts: 3459

Addict

ill nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail

9 years ago

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milk_man

Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,975

Karma: 5,975

Posts: 5252

No Life

We go together like Gus and Bobby

9 years ago

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bait

Posts: 1226 - Karma: 3,604

Karma: 3,604

Posts: 1226

Insane

My rail slides really well

9 years ago

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coolflash8

Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,049

Karma: 2,049

Posts: 3171

Addict

ill blind 6 your downrail

9 years ago

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rballs_

Posts: 709 - Karma: 2,992

Karma: 2,992

Posts: 709

Ridiculous

i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old

9 years ago

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Mingg

Posts: 14046 - Karma: 50,889

Karma: 50,889

Posts: 14046

Crazy Fool

rballs_i like my girls how my dad likes his skis; tall, skinny and 15 years old

this made me laugh hahaha.

9 years ago

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marjoribanks

Posts: 44 - Karma: 144

Karma: 144

Posts: 44

Lame

It must be first chair because I see myself in your virgin corduroys.

7 years ago

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theabortionator

Posts: 52605 - Karma: 174,388

Karma: 174,388

Posts: 52605

Play Ball

"Hey you, need a place to live?"

7 years ago

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TrickyDick470

Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,350

Karma: 2,350

Posts: 443

Ridiculous

"wanna see how far I can fit this ski pole up my ass?"

7 years ago

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kingsskier

Posts: 6213 - Karma: 2,152

Karma: 2,152

Posts: 6213

No Life

How do I get into your gap from the bottom of Alta?

7 years ago

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Fuckthefuckoff

Posts: 651 - Karma: 891

Karma: 891

Posts: 651

Ridiculous

Hey sweet cheeks, I’m here to check out your buns

7 years ago

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Rennis_Deynolds

Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,059

Karma: 19,059

Posts: 2739

Addict

"wanna make my hatchback 2002 subaru smell funny?"

7 years ago

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iced

Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,985

Karma: 17,985

Posts: 3070

Addict

I can tear more than just an alc

7 years ago

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safety.third

Posts: 218 - Karma: 469

Karma: 469

Posts: 218

Loner

Rennis_Deynolds-Hey babe checkout this rockstar sticker I put on my helmet,

you know they don't just give these out to people, you gotta be a pro.

"in mens bathroom using urinal "

-Hey nice dick

-What?

-Oh nothing, you ride those sick RMUs?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/890426/Eastbound--amp--Down---Tight-Dick-Playa

7 years ago

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Fuckthefuckoff

Posts: 651 - Karma: 891

Karma: 891

Posts: 651

Ridiculous

-do me a favor honey and stick that ski pole up your ass you filthy whore

7 years ago

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