Getting oil changed
Autopilot engaged, keys into pocket immediately after exiting vehicle
Mechanic comes into office
"Hey bud, do you have your keys on you?"
"Oh yeah, here"
Go to hand him keys quickly
Keys go flying out of hand at him
Dude lets go of the door hes holding to catch them
Misses, go sailing through his hands
Realize then that dude only has 1 finger and a thumb on his right hand
Moment of silence as we look at each other