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John18_6
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I've got a slight issue. I want to be the trendiest skier in the hill but I don't know what the most trend is going to be this year. Can anyone help me out? I just want to be trend.what should I wear and what tricks should I do? Should I title my edit "m a r s h a l l f i e l d s p o l o"?
Sep 13 2016 9:45AM
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270on420out
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Get revision skis, dress like Yung Lean, and make edits with Lil Yachty or Macintosh floral shoppe 420
Sep 13 2016 10:21AM
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270on420out
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Oh yeah make sure your edit contains plenty of vapor wave aesthetics
Sep 13 2016 10:25AM
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Session
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To be safe just do what snowboarding was doing 2 years ago.
Sep 13 2016 10:46AM
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profa_212
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Gear talk threads about how your revisions snapped
Sep 13 2016 11:03AM
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a_burger
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Back swap

























To switch
Sep 13 2016 11:14AM
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Pataguccimane
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SessionTo be safe just do what snowboarding was doing 2 years ago.[/QUOTE

Hahahaha pretty much sums it up
Sep 13 2016 11:39AM
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kami
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Zebra print jockstrap and ninthwards.
Sep 13 2016 11:50AM
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Ranch
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handrags
Sep 13 2016 11:58AM
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Pataguccimane
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calling any clean landing afterbang, fuck that
Sep 13 2016 12:03PM
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TheDoughAbides
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backflip
Sep 13 2016 12:18PM
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Mr.Bishop
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SessionTo be safe just do what snowboarding was doing 2 years ago.


Nailed it.
Sep 13 2016 12:53PM
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hot.pocket
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Wear these skiing, but only after telling people wearing jeans that they're dumb for wearing jeans while skiing.

Sep 13 2016 1:14PM
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Newschoolers55
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Bibs or suspenders with a hoodie
Hood thing like this:
(pro tip, those are cheap to buy from ebay)
Trackpants
Cuff your pants to be more trendy than others
Get flexy skis
Swing your arms while skiing
Butters are your favourite tricks
Handrags are the shit
Remember that you are not allowed to spin more than 7
Trendiest tricks you can do on rails are where you spin one way then just tap the end of the rail Quick and 90 the other way. Bs swap to sw, 270 to sw, sw 270 to forward, fs swap to forward are all good examples of those tricks

Remember that instagram is the best place where you can Post ski content
It helps a lot to be trendy if you have good edge control

If you want to have more ideas, just watch some supreme skateboarders skate and think how thing they do could be done on skis
Sep 13 2016 1:17PM
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TheDoughAbides
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get a chapplicator for your helmet
Sep 13 2016 1:21PM
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jca
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2006 trends? only a decade behind.
Sep 13 2016 1:45PM
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-Dan
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Y'all stuck in the summer or even last winter.

Collared shirts, designer brands, solid color kits or accent items on traditional neutral color kits, more dad caps but visors for the real pioneers, light windbreaker type jackets mostly anorak style.
Sep 13 2016 2:38PM
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Dddsz
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-Susupenders over a crewneck sweatshirt
-Boonie hats
-Tall-T productions
- Only ski under the chairlift
-Only use obnoxious late 90's rap songs in your edits that have been used in a minimum of 3 other edits.
- Girls should leave a thin strand of hair hanging out of each side of their mask for no reason.
- Ski over bare/rocky patches on the run on purpose to show people that you just "don't give a fuck"
-Film the lift spinning at the beginning of each edit
-Hit the lens of your camera a bunch and scream like a douche whenever your buddy lands a trick.
Sep 13 2016 3:27PM
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hot.pocket
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Sconnie- Girls should leave a thin strand of hair hanging out of each side of their mask for no reason.


Girls have told me these are called 'slut strands'.
Sep 13 2016 4:46PM
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Dddsz
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hot.pocketGirls have told me these are called 'slut strands'.


It's like they have to make sure everybody on the hill knows they are girls...






We can already tell by the lack of style ;)
Sep 13 2016 5:07PM
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GroundBeef
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Butt stuff
Sep 13 2016 6:15PM
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John18_6
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SconnieWe can already tell by the lack of style ;)


Better than yours
Sep 15 2016 10:51AM
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Dddsz
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john18061806Better than yours


I can pencil 3. Looks like i'm more stylish.
Sep 15 2016 12:31PM
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