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favorite insults without swearing.
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I'd have to say, I love calling people a-holes, dorks, ninnies, and dirtballs.
capital city rider / dfp
...feel the rush
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^hahaha good one. douche bag is used a lot
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Is 'twat' a swear word??
Thats one of my favs
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its fun to be 'cross' with someone
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friggin son-of-a-bong wisecrack blockhead
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One day, a blonde takes her car into the repair shop because she says it's been acting weird lately. The repair man works on the car, and after a while he comes out and says 'Well, I've found your car's problem.'
The blonde asks 'So what was wrong with it?'
The repair man answers, 'Oh, nothing serious, just shit in the carborator.'
The blonde says, 'Okay, how often do I have to do that?'
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have you told your parents your gay yet?
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' nobody likes you' or ' you have no friends' always seems to get them
Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.
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I like to tell people that they suck at life.
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'you wench'
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rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
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i, too, like to say twat. imbicile is another of my favorites
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Yeah I say *frickin* in front of stuff alot... Frickin idiot, Frickin moron, etc.
capital city rider / dfp
...feel the rush
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and how could I forget the infamous... DOUCHEBAG. Hahah.
capital city rider / dfp
...feel the rush
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more or less , shutup you're gay, that usually does the trick.
Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
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I remember this stupid asian kid findlay, hes actually like vietnamese and french, nevertheless is a complete moron and always tries to make himself sound smart by trying to debate the teacher with no case. He was being a moron someday, so i said in a real sarcastic voice.... OHHH YEAH FINDLAY EEEHUUHHHHUUHH, WHY DONT YOU GO PLAY IN SOME TRAFFIC?
That seemed to do the trick.
>Out.
Welcome to Newschoolers. Now leave.
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if ass doesnt count, then saying asshat is great. You asshat. haha.
We'll have you dead pretty soon.
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^ you lose. Ass is a swear word. Just not a bad one. I love calling people tools too. And I love making them feel uncomfortable and stupid when they say something ridiculous when they're trying to be funny. I just look at them in disgust and shake my head.
capital city rider / dfp
...feel the rush
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you are adopted and your parents dont love you works well or the standard i bonked your mom
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son of a nutcracker
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass
http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispypart2.wmv
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I personally like, 'You suck at life' or 'Nobody likes you'
Haha...oh
- Sasha
Did you like it? Did it sound kind of hot?
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Calling somebody a dolt is great. Most of the time they don't know what it means which only makes fit better. By the way a Dolt is a stupid person.
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or the reason your alive is because of a broken condom
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'GRAFFITI IS AN ART, AND IF ART IS A CRIME, HOW COME PICASSO NEVER DONE TIME'
Cavemen did it, so did Romans and Egyptians. The Incas did
it, so did Greeks and Native Americans. There was graffiti on the
New York subway a year after it was built. There`s graffiti on the
moon. If graffiti is vandalism, and vandalism is graffiti, then man
has left his mark with garbage at the farthest reaches of the
universe.
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your mom responses r always great
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i have respect for musical artists who are MUSICAL...not people who lip synch. minus britney spears cuz her concert was the shit.-SnowKristaL
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you are the only souvenir your parents got from that damn cruise
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ya telling people they were a mistake is good
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nigger
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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
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I will agree with my boy...the playing in traffic one is good. Tonight my mom was being a bitch and said 'Fine, I'll just do all your laundry,' and in turn, I said 'You're laundry' and stormed out. She didn't get it. I thought it was funny.
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Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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i enjoy building people up with positive reinforcement, you know, adding to their self confidence. i try to give as many compliments as possible.
-Joel
~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army
'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
'I don't condone this.'
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your names... like your a douche bag, your names douche bag
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my friend often says (not to me lol) your parents dont love you, your gonna die alone. Meh its better than nothing
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call people whores or sluts.
'hey i got so drunk on the weekend'
'yeah well you're a slut'
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wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky
ska is dead.... and you're next !
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douchbag is a good one
bitches
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Hey fatty.
Hey you! Your ugly!
You play hockey like a girl!
You don't do (insert sport) very good buddy! Ya thats right!
open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
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your a buttcrack
works the best
Thats what she said
why are you telling me i'm craving attention? i'm not the one who started a thread 'IN THE BUTT' - tahoefreerider
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I like things that end in -fart. Dumbfart, cockfart, duckfart. I dont know... it's just funny to say.
capital city rider / dfp
...feel the rush
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douche-bag, cum-guzzaler, puffed-up crows cock, and FA-Q
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'Belong, Thats a Very Sexist Way To Talk About these Bitches'- Ali G
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Get On Your Knees And Smile Like A Doughnut
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TheSaying Around Here Is: Go Big Or Go HOME
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The Original Pornographer of NS
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tool is great. and if theyre doing something you just walk up behind them and look over their shoulder, raise one eyebrow and say 'wow...your REALLY not very good at that'
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
-skiingpimp
im native *beats a drum*
-ontarioskiingsucks
and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer
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TMC, JC, S3p
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i start things off with some 'your moms penis' then add some duchebag then some your parents dont love you
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I have so many, your face, your mom, you suck at life, no ones likes you, you have no friends, your family hates you, you parents don't love you, your going to die alone and unloved, your ugly, shut up 'name' no one likes you, everyone at school thinks your pregnant,
yay skiing
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like those where all the same
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tool,gouche,ragbag,rat
Ok, give him the stick, DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!!!!!.....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
-GI Joe(The Man with the red beard)
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I try not to be a total jerk(except on NS), so I call people clown pants. Maybe I'm just a pussy though....
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I'm a fan of 'go play in traffic' or 'douchebag'
-Chloe
skiing=radical
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i call a lot of people 'mate'.....little do they know...they really arent my mate..oh i'm bad
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dude you're outta control with that whole mate thing...
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your so fat ur big
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
hehehe giggle giggle giggle
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your mom is a crack addict prostitute who gorges on mcdonalds.
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