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The NS Confession Booth

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FishChowder
Posts: 242
Got something to get off your chest? Feel like telling NS a secret? Ever wanted to share your feelings about other that girl or guy that has you locked into the friend zone?

This is the place to do it!
Sep 6 2016 7:17PM
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FishChowder
Posts: 242
If I have the option, I will take a piss at the shortest urinal in the bathroom so that I feel like I'm a giant.
Sep 6 2016 7:18PM
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fries
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i am a 95 y/o


but dont tell anybody ok
Sep 6 2016 7:47PM
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Titus69
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I am tod walnutz
Sep 6 2016 7:56PM
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Ranch
Posts: 742
I banged op's mom
Sep 6 2016 8:01PM
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Jesse_
Posts: 1496
A few of my friends have NS so if I said anything I'd be fucked basically. But I did fuck Op's mom this one time so there's that I guess.
Sep 6 2016 8:07PM
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Dddsz
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You pussies. How about real confessions.


When I was around 12 years old, I dug a small hole in the sandpit behind my house, layed down on my stomach, and fucked the hole. That's how I discovered masterbation.


It really tickles the first time.
Sep 6 2016 8:08PM
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soulskier
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DoubleFeatureIf I have the option, I will take a piss at the shortest urinal in the bathroom so that I feel like I'm a giant.


Couldn't really think of anything, but this reminded me that I will occasionally piss in a public bathroom sink
Sep 6 2016 8:36PM
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Mingg
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On the 4th of July we all got really drunk and went to a taco place. While waiting for our food my friend and I both had to piss really bad but when we got to the bathroom there was only one toilet. We played rock-paper-scissors to see who got to go first and I lost. But instead of waiting I just pissed in the sink.
Sep 6 2016 8:40PM
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Ranch
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Jesse_A few of my friends have NS so if I said anything I'd be fucked basically. But I did fuck Op's mom this one time so there's that I guess.


must have got sloppy seconds
Sep 6 2016 8:57PM
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FishChowder
Posts: 242
DekerzI banged op's mom


Jesse_A few of my friends have NS so if I said anything I'd be fucked basically. But I did fuck Op's mom this one time so there's that I guess.


I hope it was at least at the same time. Moms is a champ.
Sep 6 2016 9:02PM
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DIRTYBUBBLE
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SconnieYou pussies. How about real confessions.


When I was around 12 years old, I dug a small hole in the sandpit behind my house, layed down on my stomach, and fucked the hole. That's how I discovered masterbation.


It really tickles the first time.


I use to have this stuffed animal St. Bernard dog that I named Rufus. When I was 13 I poked a hole under the tail and went to town. Blew my first load inside Rufus. Had no idea what I had just done and thought I had literally blown up a testicle. I then proceded to freak out and tell my parents. My dad was inconsolably laughing for like 10 minutes, but my mom was generally horrified and was almost in tears.
Sep 6 2016 10:47PM
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Ranch
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEI use to have this stuffed animal St. Bernard dog that I named Rufus. When I was 13 I poked a hole under the tail and went to town. Blew my first load inside Rufus. Had no idea what I had just done and thought I had literally blown up a testicle. I then proceded to freak out and tell my parents. My dad was inconsolably laughing for like 10 minutes, but my mom was generally horrified and was almost in tears.


you buttfucked ted
Sep 6 2016 11:10PM
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Jesse_
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Dekerzmust have got sloppy seconds


Damn I guess your right, unless it's what op said above and we did it at the same time but we were too fucked up on drugs and shit to realize.
Sep 7 2016 12:18AM
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crotchvent
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I sleep on the bathroom floor when i get super drunk even if there is no puking involved.
Sep 7 2016 11:11AM
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.Hugo.
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEI use to have this stuffed animal St. Bernard dog that I named Rufus. When I was 13 I poked a hole under the tail and went to town. Blew my first load inside Rufus. Had no idea what I had just done and thought I had literally blown up a testicle. I then proceded to freak out and tell my parents. My dad was inconsolably laughing for like 10 minutes, but my mom was generally horrified and was almost in tears.


That is amazing
Sep 7 2016 11:14AM
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.lencon
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SconnieYou pussies. How about real confessions.


When I was around 12 years old, I dug a small hole in the sandpit behind my house, layed down on my stomach, and fucked the hole. That's how I discovered masterbation.


It really tickles the first time.


THEDIRTYBUBBLEI use to have this stuffed animal St. Bernard dog that I named Rufus. When I was 13 I poked a hole under the tail and went to town. Blew my first load inside Rufus. Had no idea what I had just done and thought I had literally blown up a testicle. I then proceded to freak out and tell my parents. My dad was inconsolably laughing for like 10 minutes, but my mom was generally horrified and was almost in tears.


I am holding back so hard in my night class right now.
Sep 7 2016 10:42PM
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Poindexter.
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.lenconI am so hard in my night class right now.


this is the kind of confession i came here for
Sep 7 2016 10:45PM
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The.Fish
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I didn't have any understanding of anything sexual at this age. In 4th grade it was reading time so all of us laid on the ground on our stomachs are were reading. One of my friends starting lifting his butt in the air to be funny. I started moving my butt up and down and banging the floor. It looked like i was humping the floor. I was known as the gay kid after that and I got bullied a lot and I moved schools and then learned what porn was by confusing it with corn when somebody said it... When i was 13... These are both true and I still get harassed occasionally XD. I will be forever alone lol.
Sep 7 2016 10:52PM
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ascent_studios
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MinggBut instead of waiting I just pissed in the sink.


I've done this before. Coming back from skiing and we had been driving for like 3 hours. I had drank a lot of water and gatorade cause I had a bad headache. Worst day skiing yet
Sep 7 2016 10:58PM
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ascent_studios
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEI use to have this stuffed animal St. Bernard dog that I named Rufus. When I was 13 I poked a hole under the tail and went to town. Blew my first load inside Rufus. Had no idea what I had just done and thought I had literally blown up a testicle. I then proceded to freak out and tell my parents. My dad was inconsolably laughing for like 10 minutes, but my mom was generally horrified and was almost in tears.


Rufus took it like a champ
Sep 7 2016 10:59PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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The.FishI was known as the gay kid after that and I got bullied a lot and I moved schools and then learned what porn was by confusing it with corn when somebody said it... When i was 13... These are both true and I still get harassed occasionally XD. I will be forever alone lol.


haha you've made naive and innocent mistakes when you we young and have been harshly bullied throughout your years of school because of them hahaha
Sep 7 2016 11:26PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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One time in kindergarten on a mother and son mothers day forrest walk this kid had a stick that I wanted so I pushed him into a lake and he almost drowned no joke.
Sep 7 2016 11:29PM
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Ranch
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Dennis_ReynoldsOne time in kindergarten on a mother and son mothers day forrest walk this kid had a stick that I wanted so I pushed him into a lake and he almost drowned no joke.


kindergarden thug
Sep 8 2016 11:35AM
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finder
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When I was 12 I made a pipe bomb and got gunpowder on the fuse so it ignited almost instantly and I had to throw it. Scary as shit.
Sep 8 2016 11:40AM
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MIHoodlum
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I don't dress my age, probably because I don't have kids so I don't understand.
Sep 8 2016 11:46AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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MIHoodlumI don't dress my age, probably because I don't have kids so I don't understand.


you don't need kids inorder to dress your age, unless you're like philipino or something, those bastards all have 17 year old hair cuts
Sep 8 2016 7:12PM
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Blindsurfer
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I am 20. I had sex with a 38 year old i met at a club a few weeks back and she licked my butthole. still feel kinda violated
Sep 10 2016 4:36AM
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FishChowder
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BlindsurferI am 20. I had sex with a 38 year old i met at a club a few weeks back and she licked my butthole. still feel kinda violated


But would you do it again?
Sep 10 2016 8:12AM
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Rusticles
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My first orgasm was getting head from a puck bunny. I had never even considered masterbating, had never watched porn and had absolutely no idea what cumming was. every time I got close I couldn't tell what was happening and I thought I was going to piss, so I kept stoping her to go to the bathroom, but could never pee. eventually I figured fuck it I'm going to piss in her mouth it'll make a good story. Well holy shit was I surprised when it happened. I couldnt believe I was actually willing to just piss in her mouth for a story.
Sep 10 2016 9:26AM
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Slush
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RusticlesMy first orgasm was getting head from a puck bunny. I had never even considered masterbating, had never watched porn and had absolutely no idea what cumming was. every time I got close I couldn't tell what was happening and I thought I was going to piss, so I kept stoping her to go to the bathroom, but could never pee. eventually I figured fuck it I'm going to piss in her mouth it'll make a good story. Well holy shit was I surprised when it happened. I couldnt believe I was actually willing to just piss in her mouth for a story.


Gold
Sep 10 2016 12:32PM
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ascent_studios
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BlindsurferI am 20. I had sex with a 38 year old i met at a club a few weeks back and she licked my butthole. still feel kinda violated


story time! Lets hear the full story
Sep 10 2016 12:42PM
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Blindsurfer
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RusticlesMy first orgasm was getting head from a puck bunny. I had never even considered masterbating, had never watched porn and had absolutely no idea what cumming was. every time I got close I couldn't tell what was happening and I thought I was going to piss, so I kept stoping her to go to the bathroom, but could never pee. eventually I figured fuck it I'm going to piss in her mouth it'll make a good story. Well holy shit was I surprised when it happened. I couldnt believe I was actually willing to just piss in her mouth for a story.


this is not original lol I've seen at least 5 NS'ers drop this exact claim in NSG before
Sep 10 2016 4:33PM
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Blindsurfer
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Ascent_Cinemastory time! Lets hear the full story


not much to tell really. we were dancing and she asked if i wanted to come back to her hotel room for some party favours, you know the rest
Sep 10 2016 4:35PM
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Blindsurfer
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DoubleFeatureBut would you do it again?


probably not. it was really weird so i only let her get like 4 licks
Sep 10 2016 4:38PM
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soulskier
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Blindsurferthis is not original lol I've seen at least 5 NS'ers drop this exact claim in NSG before


That's not how your first blow job went?
Sep 10 2016 5:00PM
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Rusticles
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Blindsurferthis is not original lol I've seen at least 5 NS'ers drop this exact claim in NSG before


I am the original, I've posted it here before, I may even be able to find it. I am unsure if others have posted it
Sep 11 2016 2:00AM
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Mingg
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In high school I was having sex with my boyfriend and he asked if he could put it in my butt. To this day I don't know why, but I agreed. Homeboy had no lube but young me was dumb and didn't think that was a problem. About 2.5 inches later I was in a serious amount of pain and I passed the fuck out, bashed my face off some stuff on the way down. It was strange. 0/10 would not recommend.
Sep 11 2016 2:09AM
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Mingg
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MinggIn high school I was having sex with my boyfriend and he asked if he could put it in my butt. To this day I don't know why, but I agreed. Homeboy had no lube but young me was dumb and didn't think that was a problem. About 2.5 inches later I was in a serious amount of pain and I passed the fuck out, bashed my face off some stuff on the way down. It was strange. 0/10 would not recommend.


Oh, forgot to mention but I also got a concussion in the process. So yeah. That was a fun one to explain to the nurse.
Sep 11 2016 2:11AM
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S.J.W
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MinggIn high school I was having sex with my boyfriend and he asked if he could put it in my butt. To this day I don't know why, but I agreed. Homeboy had no lube but young me was dumb and didn't think that was a problem. About 2.5 inches later I was in a serious amount of pain and I passed the fuck out, bashed my face off some stuff on the way down. It was strange. 0/10 would not recommend.


Still the best story about anal I've ever read.
Sep 11 2016 4:26AM
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.lencon
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S.J.WStill the best story about anal I've ever read.


How many anal stories do you read?
Sep 11 2016 10:40AM
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ascent_studios
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.lenconHow many anal stories do you read?


lol
Sep 11 2016 11:42AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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i might not be a real doctor
Sep 11 2016 1:47PM
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Jesse_
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Dr.Newschoolersi might not be a real doctor


Love how your sig is "trust me I'm a doctor"
Sep 11 2016 1:55PM
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spliff.Life
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sometimes I dream about waking up dead
Sep 11 2016 7:29PM
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S.J.W
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Snapchatted Ming a picture of me sitting on the toilet and she asked if she just saw my dick. So I did the typical fuckboy thing and said "you wish you saw my dick" to which she jokingly replied yes. I then asked for a tit pic and she said no. I still sent a dick pic though cause my mumma aint raise no bitch.
Sep 11 2016 7:33PM
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Mingg
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S.J.WSnapchatted Ming a picture of me sitting on the toilet and she asked if she just saw my dick. So I did the typical fuckboy thing and said "you wish you saw my dick" to which she jokingly replied yes. I then asked for a tit pic and she said no. I still sent a dick pic though cause my mumma aint raise no bitch.


The caption was literally "Mumma didn't raise no bitch." Hahahahahahaha
Sep 11 2016 7:35PM
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grantlewis_dntm
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MinggThe caption was literally "Mumma didn't raise no bitch." Hahahahahahaha


dang lmao whats minggs snap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sep 11 2016 8:22PM
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Jesse_
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GrantLewisIsDNTMdang lmao whats minggs snap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


it's literally in her profile:

snapchat://minggyy
Sep 11 2016 8:33PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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spliff.Lifesometimes I dream about waking up dead


I want to dream
Sep 12 2016 1:13AM
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Blindsurfer
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S.J.WSnapchatted Ming a picture of me sitting on the toilet and she asked if she just saw my dick. So I did the typical fuckboy thing and said "you wish you saw my dick" to which she jokingly replied yes. I then asked for a tit pic and she said no. I still sent a dick pic though cause my mumma aint raise no bitch.


you are actually the most pathetic person on this site lol who wants tit pics from ming
Sep 12 2016 4:28AM
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