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Mingg
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How do I get a lifetime supply of Reese's for free? I know one of you fuckers has a way to make this happen. Please help me out.
Aug 27 2016 9:35PM
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JAHpow
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Aug 27 2016 10:06PM
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pinekidd
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Go to the kitchen, grab a pen. Throw the pen in a river. This makes the river mad, what letter does River start with? that's right, R. Then take, I mean steal, the two g's in Mingg and change them to E's. But don't worry you can keep the g's, you're just like duplicating it to an e so it's all good. Then take an S, dunno where it came from, it just showed up. Now you have four letters. How many letters spelled E? Four. Close enough. Now you have Reese. All you need now is another s. Dunno where it is but that's part of the fun. S is like a tumble weed, going with the flow. Living life day by day. S is like a sun, shining it's bright light over the earth. S is good, S is great. Live like S. For then, thy S will show up. Then you'll have Reese's or whatever. Your welcome.
Aug 27 2016 10:10PM
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brotherdad
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Find one of the golden tickets.
Aug 27 2016 10:56PM
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CB4TSB
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MinggHow do I get a lifetime supply of Reese's for free? I know one of you fuckers has a way to make this happen. Please help me out.


If I were you I would try to date Lindsey Vonn, as you may or may not know she is now the new spokeswomen for Reese's, you may have seen the commercials during the Olympics. She is probably over men for a while the way Tiger treated her, maybe you got a chance. If there is anyone in the ski world that could get you a lifetime supply it would be her.

Good luck
Aug 27 2016 11:05PM
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CB4TSB
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MKEslayerGo to the kitchen, grab a pen. Throw the pen in a river. This makes the river mad, what letter does River start with? that's right, R. Then take, I mean steal, the two g's in Mingg and change them to E's. But don't worry you can keep the g's, you're just like duplicating it to an e so it's all good. Then take an S, dunno where it came from, it just showed up. Now you have four letters. How many letters spelled E? Four. Close enough. Now you have Reese. All you need now is another s. Dunno where it is but that's part of the fun. S is like a tumble weed, going with the flow. Living life day by day. S is like a sun, shining it's bright light over the earth. S is good, S is great. Live like S. For then, thy S will show up. Then you'll have Reese's or whatever. Your welcome.


what?
Aug 27 2016 11:45PM
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.Hugo.
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Hang out with me. I have reeses for every meal
Aug 28 2016 12:58AM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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fatty
Aug 28 2016 1:51AM
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McNoche
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Fatty
Aug 28 2016 1:52AM
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Frosty
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fatty
Aug 28 2016 2:00AM
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pinekidd
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TSBwhat?


She asked how you get Reese's and I answered the question. So yeah.
Aug 28 2016 9:00AM
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.Hugo.
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MKEslayerShe asked how you get Reese's and I answered the question. So yeah.


What?
Aug 28 2016 9:13AM
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SammyDubz
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TSBwhat?


your facebook memes are garbage
Aug 28 2016 3:42PM
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McNoche
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.Hugo.What?


SammyDubzyour facebook memes are garbage


Rekt. Shots fucking fired
Aug 28 2016 3:48PM
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pinekidd
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McNocheRekt. Shots fucking fired


Dude, you quoted the wrong what.
Aug 28 2016 4:53PM
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Blindsurfer
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how fat are you that you need a lifetime supply of reese's LOL
Aug 28 2016 5:29PM
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Mingg
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Blindsurferhow fat are you that you need a lifetime supply of reese's LOL


Pretty fat honestly. I hear that's what boys are into nowadays
Aug 28 2016 5:35PM
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McNoche
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MinggPretty fat honestly. I hear that's what boys are into nowadays


No. They are not. And if dudes are into thick, forum drama queen, skiers. She at least better be able to throw backies, n stomp 3's.
Aug 28 2016 5:59PM
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Mingg
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McNocheNo. They are not. And if dudes are into thick, forum drama queen, skiers. She at least better be able to throw backies, n stomp 3's.


Well I can't 3 but I can do a backie so I'm halfway there
Aug 28 2016 6:29PM
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McNoche
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MinggWell I can't 3 but I can do a backie so I'm halfway there


Not from the video I saw...awkward
Aug 28 2016 7:17PM
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Kolbalt7
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if you can find me at HV this year, I'll break the bank and buy you a Reese's
Aug 28 2016 8:02PM
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Mingg
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Kolbalt7if you can find me at HV this year, I'll break the bank and buy you a Reese's


If you're over the age of 18, I would happily accept this offer
Aug 28 2016 8:11PM
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Kolbalt7
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MinggIf you're over the age of 18, I would happily accept this offer


if I'm not, will you still accept this offer?
Aug 28 2016 8:15PM
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Mingg
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Kolbalt7if I'm not, will you still accept this offer?


Well, I'm not gonna say no
Aug 28 2016 8:29PM
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CB4TSB
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SammyDubzyour facebook memes are garbage


Sorry, that movie came out before you were born, and in all reality I'm really to old to be taking place in these types of conversations. So I'll just stay out of it.
Aug 28 2016 9:11PM
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SammyDubz
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TSBSorry, that movie came out before you were born, and in all reality I'm really to old to be taking place in these types of conversations. So I'll just stay out of it.


haha edgy you sound like you have a lot of pent up anger there dude
Aug 28 2016 9:15PM
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Blindsurfer
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MinggPretty fat honestly. I hear that's what boys are into nowadays


funnily enough, it does seem to be that way
Aug 29 2016 3:57AM
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