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*DUMBCAN*strap a ceiling fan to the toilet bowl just below your butthole. Turn it on, so as the shit comes out it gets sliced into tiny fine pieces and uses space far more efficiently. I haven't tried this personally, but I have a suspicion you might need to sharpen the fan blades.