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altie29used to do share and compares with other kids. was pretty fucking weird. was pretty cool though when i got a girl to agree to do it
.lenconWhat's a share and compare?
altie29you show each other your dicks
spacecaptain4I jumped off the I-5 bridge into the Willamette river. It was a solid 95+ feet, strained my MCL pretty badly and couldn't walk for a solid week, which meant I couldn't do my job and got fired. I'm also pretty sure it is illegal to jump off the bridge. I was also 20 years old, but I think that still counts a kid. Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.
OregonDeadWas that last summer?http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2016/03/person_falls_from_marquam_brid.htm
Lucky not to drown after a jump like that.
PNayrI was probably in 3rd grade and me and my two friends thought it would be a great idea to moon passing cars because I live on a busy main road. Mooned about 5 cars and then we run back and it turns out my sister was watching us the whole time and snitched
winniecash1st grade gym class, while playing kickball this kid called me a ginger so i pee'd on him
idk wtf was wrong with me in 1st grade
ronders_I sail small boats and I was at a regatta sailing boats called 420s (yeah I know, its because they are 420 cm long.) I had to pull the boat on a wheeled dolly from the drydock to the launch about 50 yards away through a parking lot. In the middle of the parking lot, the boat gets caught on something and stops. I check the wheels and the boat and there is nothing caught there. I pull harder, but the boat is stuck. After about 10 seconds of pulling with all I've got, I look up. There, about a foot from the top, caught on the aluminum mast, is a fucking power line. I was holding on to the steel stay that connects the mast to the front of the boat. Could've died because those wires aren't insulated. I never told anybody about it. Now I'm more careful.
OlimarI used to sail 420s back in the day, Those must have been some low ass power lines?
chrispyminisWhen I was 4 I put both my hands on the glass of a burning woodstove. Seriously fucked my hands. Couldn’t pick anything up for two weeks.
DieselChevysin kindergarten we had a bathroom in our room and one day i walked out of the bathroom with my pants down. When I was 12 I put in some dip that was my dads and told all my friends and thought I was cool
**This post was edited on Jul 16th 2018 at 2:17:41pm
ThaLoraxSo many things. But some goofy ones off the top of my head:
In second grade (before kids had cell phones) my Dad was late picking me up after school. He was probably only 20 minutes late, but 7 year old me thought it had been several years. So, with no money and no way of telling my Dad I wasn't going to be where he was supposed to pick me up, I thought it would be a good idea to wander over to the local pizza place and "wait" for him there. My Dad showed up, livid and worried and found me stuffing my face with pizza. The kicker: I'm allergic to the two main ingredients of pizza.
One time I asked my Dad if Jesus and Christ were different people. I think that's more of a testament (pun intended) to how non-secular my family/community was though.
In middle school, I asked a girl I kinda liked why she was wearing such an odd looking an undershirt and why she was wearing it when it was so hot outside. Turned out it was her bra.
danny420in 1st grade i peed into a pie tin and lapped it up like a dog while my parents weren't home