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Roast my edit

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twoshanes
Posts: 263 - Karma: 745
I posted this in media and arts, and I only got some constructive criticism. Since I'd much prefer malicious and/or vulgar insults, I figured this might be a better spot for it.

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Apr 19 2016 1:07AM
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ZeechMcHuck
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What the fuck is up with your ski...
Apr 19 2016 2:19AM
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MitchT
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Do you wear camo to hide your lack of skill?
Apr 19 2016 2:28AM
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russsavokskis
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Only sidesnacks use domo genesis in an edit
Apr 19 2016 3:27AM
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bait
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Filming was good

I think there were more bails than tricks.
Apr 19 2016 8:22AM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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Big air Dave has better style than you, and lands more often.
Apr 19 2016 9:28AM
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twoshanes
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GnarlsBarkleyWhat the fuck is up with your ski...


It snapped with like two weeks left but I'm broke so I just kept skiing on it
Apr 19 2016 9:38AM
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Stadtski
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if you want constructive criticism, media and arts is the place
Apr 19 2016 9:40AM
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twoshanes
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Rosa_Parkif you want constructive criticism, media and arts is the place


Yeah I figured that out pretty quick haha. Considering I just threw these together on the plane ride back to Utah, and I don't really have any intention of getting better at editing/filming, I figured I'd bring it here for some fun instead.
Apr 19 2016 10:17AM
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powderdrunkie
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I remember when my DINs were at 1.5
Apr 19 2016 10:52AM
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_____alfredo____
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:40 was gangster tho
Apr 19 2016 11:49AM
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twoshanes
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darticus_prime:40 was gangster tho


haha thanks man, always better with a beer
Apr 19 2016 3:04PM
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_Jeffrey_
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Do you smoke a lot of pot? That song sucked really bad
Apr 19 2016 4:05PM
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TOK
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You're a big fucking bitch for putting a snapchat in your edit
Apr 19 2016 6:01PM
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Peter.
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you really like landing back seat, dont you
Apr 19 2016 6:54PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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What skiing? all I could see is a pair of snowpants
Apr 19 2016 6:57PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Peter.you really like landing back seat, dont you


who can blame him when he's got binding heelpeices that deliver smooth prostate massages after a backseat landing
Apr 19 2016 7:09PM
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arnie_grape
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GnarlsBarkleyWhat the fuck is up with your ski...


he's got a case of sth
Apr 19 2016 8:49PM
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zakattack66
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anyone who bails on a backie should just give up.
Apr 19 2016 9:55PM
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Mingg
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my backie was better than yours. /claim
Apr 19 2016 10:02PM
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twoshanes
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Minggmy backie was better than yours. /claim


but were you drunk when you tried it?
Apr 19 2016 11:05PM
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7springsprod
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Ok guys serious question.

Whats the big fuss about a lip on back 2 out?
I'm really missing something
Apr 20 2016 12:14AM
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e.littt
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That pair of legs has mad rail game. But it doesn't make up for the weak of twisty air helicopters and the failed backflipper.
Apr 20 2016 1:10AM
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twoshanes
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7springsprodOk guys serious question.

Whats the big fuss about a lip on back 2 out?
I'm really missing something


It's because it's probably the hardest trick to do in skiing. Since I can do it that means I'm pro. Deal with it.
Apr 20 2016 1:31AM
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fries
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twoshanesIt snapped with like two weeks left but I'm broke so I just kept skiing on it


wow... you cant afford new gear?? everyone knows if you're bank account total isn't more digits than your phone number, you shouldn't even bother going into the park.
Apr 20 2016 2:45AM
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Mingg
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7springsprodOk guys serious question.

Whats the big fuss about a lip on back 2 out?
I'm really missing something


Tall T Dan started it. It was funny like last season but this season it got to be extremely obnoxious.
Apr 20 2016 1:32PM
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russsavokskis
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J_Swow... you cant afford new gear?? everyone knows if you're bank account total isn't more digits than your phone number, you shouldn't even bother going into the park.


I don't think there would be such a thing as park skiing if that was the rule...
Apr 20 2016 1:37PM
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Anguz_li
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It was great until i saw a snapchat vid in it..
Apr 20 2016 1:59PM
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MitchT
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MinggTall T Dan started it. It was funny like last season but this season it got to be extremely obnoxious.


Mingg does lip on front 2
Apr 20 2016 4:26PM
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Rparr
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That ender was pretty glorious
Apr 20 2016 4:58PM
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Criloh
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maybe your tail snapped because you have never had a good landing in your entire life
Apr 20 2016 6:02PM
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S.J.W
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I was hoping you'd snap your neck on that pathetic attempt of a backflip
Apr 21 2016 9:49AM
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CHORIZO
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COOL edit dude too bad skiing is so 2000 and LATE
Apr 21 2016 12:31PM
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littleman34
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It really wasn't as bad as I thought is was gonna be. Half the clips were shitty but half were good imo
Apr 21 2016 5:17PM
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twoshanes
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and that wasn't nearly as malicious as I thought it would be, thanks man
Apr 22 2016 2:35PM
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Pigeon.
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crashes were better than the edit
Apr 26 2016 1:33PM
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Jesse_
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J_Swow... you cant afford new gear?? everyone knows if you're bank account total isn't more digits than your phone number, you shouldn't even bother going into the park.


I had like $50 in my bank account after buying all my park ski gear lol.
Apr 26 2016 5:03PM
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OldSpice
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This is what I aspire to. If I can reach that level of game I would enter slopestyle, get sponsored and pick up my invite to the x-games. Then again, I'm 53 and can backflip...
Apr 26 2016 5:05PM
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fries
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S.J.WI was hoping you'd snap your neck on that pathetic attempt of a backflip


r u mad that u can't backflip
Apr 26 2016 5:07PM
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Brue
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J_Sr u mad that u can't backflip


^ Or ski
Apr 26 2016 5:15PM
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dyer
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There were more pathetic crashes than stomped tricks
Apr 26 2016 5:28PM
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twoshanes
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anyone else?
May 13 2016 4:41PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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J_Sr u mad that u can't backflip

Or not get offended by something
May 13 2016 4:44PM
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crotchvent
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The thumbnail was so bad it made me shit myself so I didn't even watch your edit because I am already drowning in shit.
May 13 2016 5:28PM
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MIHoodlum
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You don't want to be a boner when you land. Some people are a boner when they land, it looks so forced.
May 13 2016 5:43PM
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Titus69
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To bad youre not good enough for a binding sponsor
May 13 2016 5:51PM
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daannnnieel
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so that 360 wasn't a joke?
May 14 2016 8:43PM
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fghtoffyrdmns
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MinggTall T Dan started it. It was funny like last season but this season it got to be extremely obnoxious.


It's not a trick. I'ts a way of life, a feeling. Just popping those tails over.....and dropping that edge to set it.........





I'm wet thinking about it
May 15 2016 2:45PM
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