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Deepskier
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We all have good and bad days, but lately I've been having a lot of bad ones for example last night i dropped my wallet and someone emptied it then left it on my door. Thanks for taking all of my fucking money you cunt. So now I'm wondering has shit like this ever happened to you or something that has gotten you really down? It could be not getting a trick, a good grade, or anything that just frustrates the hell out of you.
Apr 4 2016 8:56PM
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270on420out
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Got mono right before the weekend.
Apr 4 2016 9:03PM
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FrenchFry
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I once actually got shit on
Apr 4 2016 9:06PM
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Mingg
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a boy pooped on my floor during a party one time
Apr 4 2016 9:10PM
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Deepskier
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Mingga boy pooped on my floor during a party one time


I heard this happened twice
Apr 4 2016 9:24PM
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JohnCena
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Mingga boy pooped on my floor during a party one time


Was he Indian? If so you maybe living on a designated shitting street.
Apr 4 2016 9:33PM
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Dddsz
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Playing mind games with myself over a girl. Had like four classes with her this year, talk to her a decent amount and I'm currently in a biotech lab group with her and I'm still being a bitch about it. Obvious highschooler is obvious.

I always tell myself... "I don't need a girl" "relationships suck" but when it comes down to it, it's pretty tough to avoid. Not the worst thing to ever happen to me but its been pretty distracting.
Apr 4 2016 9:59PM
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Deepskier
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SconniePlaying mind games with myself over a girl. Had like four classes with her this year, talk to her a decent amount and I'm currently in a biotech lab group with her and I'm still being a bitch about it. Obvious highschooler is obvious.

I always tell myself... "I don't need a girl" "relationships suck" but when it comes down to it, it's pretty tough to avoid. Not the worst thing to ever happen to me but its been pretty distracting.


I feel you on that
Apr 4 2016 10:02PM
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Swandog7
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A bird lathered and finessed a nice white shit onto my car saturday
Apr 4 2016 11:07PM
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Mingg
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DeepskierI heard this happened twice


well, it happened once. I was disgusted. Then I learned to laugh about it and made a semi-troll thread that wasn't really a troll that ended up not being well recieved/ not many funny responses.
Apr 5 2016 12:21AM
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Deepskier
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Minggwell, it happened once. I was disgusted. Then I learned to laugh about it and made a semi-troll thread that wasn't really a troll that ended up not being well recieved/ not many funny responses.


That sucks but id take that over some one taking 100 bucks from you that you were about to get set up with a lit gaper day outfit with.
Apr 5 2016 12:33AM
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Brule.
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In 7th grade I got the stomach bug right before spring break and easter.
Apr 5 2016 8:07AM
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Connor_Sullivan
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Got massively sick a few days before christmas, I was feeling better and My strep throat test came back slightly positive so I got thrown on antibiotics. we started driving 6 hours to VT and got slammed into by a car 1 hour in that was going 100+ when he saw us, and 60+ when he hit us. luckily we were in a Yukon XL and it smoked the trailer hitch, so no injuries to us and the car still drove. eventually when we got to VT the mix of whatever viruses and bacteria I had in my system gave me a massive fever and the sweats+ some ear and nose congestion that lasted the rest of the week, the ear thing sucked because I couldn't hear. the antibiotics really kicked in a day or two after christmas but that was the fucking worst for the week before it finally ended
Apr 5 2016 8:31AM
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Cahal
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Broke my foot first day into summer camp one time. We were hitting the water ramps in lake placid so that sucked.
Apr 5 2016 9:08AM
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elcornholio
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Broke my back on my third day skiing on a trip in Europe. Spent most of the week in the hospital. A seagull once shit on my friend.
Apr 5 2016 9:52AM
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Mingg
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One time I got 4 flat tires. 'Twas shitty.
Apr 5 2016 10:04AM
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chacha33
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Shit myself on a trampoline once but still proceeded to go for the dub front. Bounced my growler right back into my face but i stomped it
Apr 5 2016 11:16AM
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GrapeHunter
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broke my collarbone attempting a back flip when spring skiing was just getting good. Then i had to miss the start of the golf season
Apr 5 2016 2:36PM
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fries
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Once I bought a size 96 tall t
Apr 5 2016 2:37PM
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Deepskier
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J_SOnce I bought a size 96 tall t


sorry for your loss of 35 dollars. Actually tho why do they even make 96s
Apr 6 2016 12:18AM
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ThaLorax
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Well I had Leukemia. That was some pretty shitty shit.
Apr 6 2016 1:09AM
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theabortionator
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At least you got your id and cards. Honestly someone might have chucked it after taking the money and someone might have found it and gave it back.
Apr 6 2016 1:54AM
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snowdon
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One time my roommate shit on the floor and told our other roommate that it was his dog. After he cleaned it up, roommate #1 told him it was actually his shit he just scrubbed off the carpet. In retaliation roommate #2 collected some dog poop from the yard, baked it into chocolate chip cookies, and made sure roommate #1 ate some. Roommate #3 also ate one but she was collateral damage.

That was a weird and wild house. Eventually we got evicted.
Apr 6 2016 1:38PM
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skittiti
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My roommate had a few random kids over during a party to smoke, and these kids ended up coming back and robbing my house. Stole my laptop, sunglasses, wallet, watch, backpack, roommates laptop, a few 360 games, my phone charger and a few other things.

Key thing tho, they stole my roommates weed and were later caught smoking that weed. Police officer found my ID in the backpack they found and figured out that all the contents were mine. So i got all my shit back.
Apr 6 2016 1:51PM
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.lencon
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ThaLoraxWell I had Leukemia. That was some pretty shitty shit.


Dang. Glad you overcame that.
Apr 6 2016 11:37PM
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bait
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Rents wont let me go skiing for dumb reasons
Apr 7 2016 8:16PM
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fries
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baitRents wont let me go skiing for dumb reasons


y tho? I can't even think of a reason that would make sense
Apr 7 2016 8:46PM
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JTTrembles
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Went out to my buddies Ice shack one night, had my phone playing music in a solo cup, my buddies where getting rowdy, nocked over the cup and my phone sent right into the fishing hole in the ice. I got my old phone working the next day as substitute.
That night I went to my other buddies ice shack, I was stupidly leaning over the fishing hole a little bit while texting in a kindve crowded ice shack, and one of my buddies stepped over the hole and brushed my phone out of my hand and into the ice. Two phones to the same lake in two nights, god damn
Apr 8 2016 12:23AM
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addie.
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i have the worst luck of all time so i have a lot of these stories but here goes the top 3

1. i was in florida with my family for vacation when i was around 10 and i got shit on by birds three times in one day and once it hit my mouth

2. after eating too much panda express on a road trip i pulled over to puke and ended up puking, shitting, and pissing all at the same time and i had to drive two hours wearing only a blanket cause i fucked up all my clothes

3. while standing at the park entrance at my home hill last year a huge (and i mean huge in size) jerry going mach speed ran straight into me while i was stopped and broke two of my boot buckles and delaminated one of my skis. never even stopped to say anything, just waddled up and skied away lol

4. bonus shitty story, brushed my teeth with acne cream. woo.
Apr 8 2016 12:32AM
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robbinJAHood
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My roommates from last summer have a chihuahua named Buffy and it looks like Rihanna. It shit outside my door and I stepped in it with my shoes on. The next day IT DID IT AGAIN and I stepped in it in my fucking bare feet.

No hallway light + Rihanna = shit between your toes
Apr 8 2016 8:10AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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skittitiMy roommate had a few random kids over during a party to smoke, and these kids ended up coming back and robbing my house. Stole my laptop, sunglasses, wallet, watch, backpack, roommates laptop, a few 360 games, my phone charger and a few other things.

Key thing tho, they stole my roommates weed and were later caught smoking that weed. Police officer found my ID in the backpack they found and figured out that all the contents were mine. So i got all my shit back.


My house has been robbed no short of 4-5 times in 2 years.

1st time they broke open a locked door but only ended up stealing a jar of one of my roommates shake (he deals but is smart enough to hide his shit throughout our house). Never caught them.

2nd time they stole a jar of weed among other things from a room a couple of my roommates were asleep in. We figured it was these scummy friends one of my roommates had up for the weekend. Never got to the bottom of it.

3rd time a kid stole a celtics jersey from one of my roommates rooms during a party. Though I was not in attendance my other roommates found out, found the kid, and essentially jumped him.

4th and 5th same kid we figured. We call him black dave and apparently he is a huge scumbag. Robbed the kid below me twice (we think). Have yet to retaliate.
Apr 9 2016 9:22AM
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McNoche
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Granite_StateMy house has been robbed no short of 4-5 times in 2 years.

1st time they broke open a locked door but only ended up stealing a jar of one of my roommates shake (he deals but is smart enough to hide his shit throughout our house). Never caught them.

2nd time they stole a jar of weed among other things from a room a couple of my roommates were asleep in. We figured it was these scummy friends one of my roommates had up for the weekend. Never got to the bottom of it.

3rd time a kid stole a celtics jersey from one of my roommates rooms during a party. Though I was not in attendance my other roommates found out, found the kid, and essentially jumped him.

4th and 5th same kid we figured. We call him black dave and apparently he is a huge scumbag. Robbed the kid below me twice (we think). Have yet to retaliate.


Sounds like you surround yourself with quality people. Well done
Apr 9 2016 11:21AM
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HAMNATION
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Just over a year ago my next door neighbor came over to my house late on sunday night right before I was going to go to bed. We used to go shooting together and after a few minutes he wanted to see a new revolver I had gotten. He was asking about it taking 2 kinds of bullets because it is a 357 ie "38 and 357" When I was showing him he put 1 bullet in it and I was like "dude don't go playing Russian roulette". He then proceeds to close the cylinder and pull the trigger 4 times on the fourth time the gun goes off and he shoots himself in the fucking head 3 feet away from me.


This caused a whole shit storm of fucking things including a short stay in jail being displaced from my home and loosing my job.

Also the next time I went skiing after this the tow rope on the sled got caught arround my ancle and yanked me into a tree. I got a dislocated sholder and a fracked heal. Not too bad given It pulled my ski boot " not a full tilt" off my foot and left the liner on my foot.

I guess that was pretty fucking shitty but I'm back on the upturn.


Get Money Fuck Bitches yo
Apr 9 2016 8:10PM
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User1
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When the pain meds wear off after getting your wisdom teeth get removed

That sucks
Apr 9 2016 9:42PM
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Sounder
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HAMNATIONJust over a year ago my next door neighbor came over to my house late on sunday night right before I was going to go to bed. We used to go shooting together and after a few minutes he wanted to see a new revolver I had gotten. He was asking about it taking 2 kinds of bullets because it is a 357 ie "38 and 357" When I was showing him he put 1 bullet in it and I was like "dude don't go playing Russian roulette". He then proceeds to close the cylinder and pull the trigger 4 times on the fourth time the gun goes off and he shoots himself in the fucking head 3 feet away from me.


This caused a whole shit storm of fucking things including a short stay in jail being displaced from my home and loosing my job.

Also the next time I went skiing after this the tow rope on the sled got caught arround my ancle and yanked me into a tree. I got a dislocated sholder and a fracked heal. Not too bad given It pulled my ski boot " not a full tilt" off my foot and left the liner on my foot.

I guess that was pretty fucking shitty but I'm back on the upturn.


Get Money Fuck Bitches yo


Holy fack dude... I'm sorry about your friend. Glad to hear you're on the up now though, keep on truckin' man.
Apr 10 2016 12:26AM
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urbanjib
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Last summer, had a gf of 2 years leave me, my dog die, have to housesit my parents huge house alone for a month while they went to utah, work 27 days straight of 10 hour shifts, and then my roommate abandon our lease. All within a month. It can only get better.
Apr 10 2016 3:36PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
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One time my friends house burnt down with all his ski stuff in it and I had to give him a pair of my fulltilts so he could still teach skiing
Apr 10 2016 3:58PM
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mike759
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not skiing from a younger age
Apr 10 2016 5:06PM
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