Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No - it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-
Doctor: You're going to die.
it was a hoax he's alive, he cant go on NS now after making a total fool of himself after faking his death
' That's like saying gay sex helps with your technique.'- Skiierman on loafriders comment about how skiboards help your balance when you land.