a man comes home from work and really needs a drink. all that he can find is a gay bar but what the fuck, he really needed one. he walks in and sits down and a waiter comes over to him. the waiter says 'before i can serve you, you have to tell me the name of your dick'. the man just looked at the waiter vary puzzled. 'like, my dicks name is Nike, you know, 'just do it' said the waiter. the man thought for a second and said 'my dicks name is secret'. 'secret?' said the waiter. 'yea, strong enough for a man, but made for a women'.
sorry if it sounds funny but i couldnt find exacly how to say it and i havent told it in a while
'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)
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