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How to get into an 18+ concert?

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pattyeiks
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Me and my friends really want to go the Denzel Curry concert in a few weeks, but we're all under 18, so is there a way (no fake ids) to get ourselves in?
Mar 25 2016 6:35PM
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skierman
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Strap a fake bomb to your chest.
Mar 25 2016 6:35PM
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KneeDrop
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Bring a permission note from your parents.
Mar 25 2016 6:37PM
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CheddarJack
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Be 18+
Mar 25 2016 6:49PM
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Chubz.
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CheddarJackBe 18+


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Mar 25 2016 7:08PM
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arnie_grape
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why is there such things as 18+ shows in america if you can't drink till you're 21?
Mar 25 2016 7:09PM
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270on420out
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IAMTHEONEDONTRUNYOURTONGUE
Mar 25 2016 7:33PM
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pattyeiks
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GORILLAWALLACEwhy is there such things as 18+ shows in america if you can't drink till you're 21?

I don't know it's stupid, but I have been to all ages shows that have had bars before
Mar 25 2016 8:47PM
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Thegratefulskier
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Wait
Mar 25 2016 8:59PM
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yasgur99
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1) Rob a bank
2) Use money to get plastic surgery
3) Once you look like a man, go to show
4) When security asks to see ID, cry because u can't prove ur age
5) Commit Sepuku b/c u listned to sum1 on ns
Mar 25 2016 9:29PM
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soulskier
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Grow a mustache
Mar 25 2016 11:11PM
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McNoche
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I got my dick sucked last night
Mar 25 2016 11:21PM
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RICK_ROSS
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GORILLAWALLACEwhy is there such things as 18+ shows in america if you can't drink till you're 21?


so i can comfortably hit on girls and not go to jail later.
Mar 26 2016 12:01AM
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e.littt
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Step 1: find out when you turn 18
Step 2: wait
Step 3: turn 18, go to all the concerts
Mar 26 2016 12:06AM
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_69
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1. show the bouncer dank memes
2. threaten to beat up anyone who stands in your way

wait

realize youre 100 lbs

u can't do tht

4. have your mom take you
5. stay home and wonder why the fuck you're asking this question on Newschoolers

Because there's literally no fucking reason just google the shit ffs go to like datpiff.com or howtobeanuisanceatconcertsbecauseyourelikefourteen.co.uk
Mar 26 2016 12:58AM
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Young_patty
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Sit on your friends shoulders and wear a trench coat so you guys look like an adult
Mar 26 2016 1:03AM
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.Hugo.
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Youre not even 18? What a loser
Mar 26 2016 9:06AM
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pattyeiks
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AnGaperI I sit on NS all day and make fun of others because I have no self worth


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Mar 26 2016 9:33AM
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_69
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pattyeiksI have been to all ages shows before

Going to a motivational speaker's session doesn't count, four eyes.
Mar 26 2016 10:15AM
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.Rybak.
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Fred_BearYoure not even 18? What a loser


I've been 18 my whole life.
Mar 26 2016 12:56PM
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crotchvent
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Most of the 18+ shows don't actually ID unless you look like you are 12.
Mar 26 2016 5:30PM
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theBearJew
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Be born on or before Saturday April 8th 1995.
Mar 26 2016 5:40PM
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pattyeiks
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crotchventMost of the 18+ shows don't actually ID unless you look like you are 12.


No when buying tickets you have to confirm your birthdate by entering info but you can't lie because it double checks the info through the bank u paid with at this venue
Mar 26 2016 5:49PM
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pattyeiks
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theBearJewBe born on or before Saturday April 8th 1995.

Are you going? How do you know the date?
Mar 26 2016 5:50PM
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crotchvent
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pattyeiksNo when buying tickets you have to confirm your birthdate by entering info but you can't lie because it double checks the info through the bank u paid with at this venue


Use someone's card who is over 18 then.
Mar 26 2016 6:13PM
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arnie_grape
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theBearJewBe born on or before Saturday April 8th 1995.


try again mate
Mar 26 2016 7:19PM
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theBearJew
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pattyeiksAre you going? How do you know the date?


No, not going. Never even heard of the guy.

GORILLAWALLACEtry again mate


You try again. Thats the date of the show.
Mar 26 2016 7:27PM
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WPoch
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McNocheI got my dick sucked last night


glorious
Mar 26 2016 7:56PM
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pattyeiks
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crotchventUse someone's card who is over 18 then.


I don't have anyone who would let me do that , besides they double check at the door
Mar 26 2016 8:10PM
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.Rybak.
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theBearJewNo, not going. Never even heard of the guy.



You try again. Thats the date of the show.


Lol he we be way over 18 then. More like 1998
Mar 26 2016 8:27PM
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McNoche
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How in fucking fuck is there another way besides a fake ID? OP has to be retarted.
Mar 26 2016 8:35PM
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HAMNATION
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Yo dog I got you

Just print this mofucka out and no way will they fuck with you
Mar 26 2016 8:44PM
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theBearJew
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.Rybak.Lol he we be way over 18 then. More like 1998



OP doesnt know it but he meant 21, not 18.
Mar 26 2016 9:25PM
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.Hugo.
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McNocheretarted.


Lol
Mar 26 2016 9:47PM
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McNoche
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Fred_BearLol


Shut your mouth bear. spell check has failed me
Mar 26 2016 11:40PM
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JohnLocke
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Try this.
(If you don't get this, you have been living an empty life)
Mar 27 2016 2:59PM
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Espen519
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Be 18 and get with all the 18+ hotties, thats always my plan. It does help that I'm 18 thoooo
Mar 27 2016 6:18PM
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Nikolaus
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develop a halfway decent taste in music and stop listening to garbage
Mar 27 2016 6:55PM
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elcornholio
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/821432/Spongebob-Now-That-We--39-re-Man
Mar 27 2016 7:00PM
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theabortionator
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Mar 27 2016 8:51PM
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skier58284
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You could try being 18
Mar 27 2016 9:04PM
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pattyeiks
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if you have any connects at first avenue or know anyone who does PM me, that's where the concerts at and I really wanna go because I can't go to soundset so this is the only decent concert for a while
Mar 27 2016 9:53PM
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SofaKingSick
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show up mad drunk, the bouncer will think "hell, if this guys is trashed, he must be 21 at least" and let you in. works all the time*
Mar 28 2016 1:17PM
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iSmokeweed
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GORILLAWALLACEwhy is there such things as 18+ shows in america if you can't drink till you're 21?


curfews and touching boobs.
Mar 28 2016 1:23PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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op is 12, from a fellow 12 year old, just go to junior high dance and ask DJ to play there music.
Mar 28 2016 6:02PM
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Negromancer
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Why no fake ID?

You can get a good one made on AlphaBay. http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion
Mar 28 2016 8:27PM
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pattyeiks
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NegromancerWhy no fake ID?

You can get a good one made on AlphaBay. http://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion

I see you live in New Zealand so maybe they aren't really that strict there, but in the US it's taken very seriously and I could go to juvenile hall, or if it was a fake drivers license I could be charged with a felony. And if my parents knew I'd be completely screwed. There is also a high chance of me being banned from the venue, which would suck because it hosts the majority of concerts in my city through its different locations
Mar 28 2016 10:34PM
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Mingg
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pattyeiksI see you live in New Zealand so maybe they aren't really that strict there, but in the US it's taken very seriously and I could go to juvenile hall, or if it was a fake drivers license I could be charged with a felony. And if my parents knew I'd be completely screwed. There is also a high chance of me being banned from the venue, which would suck because it hosts the majority of concerts in my city through its different locations


Send it. Don't be a pussy.
Mar 28 2016 10:37PM
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HAMNATION
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MinggSend it. Don't be a pussy.


^^^^

This nobody ever did anything awesomer by not getting a fake id when they were underage...Nut up or shut up, boy it or man it, fish or cut bait...... You can do it mc lovin let new schoolers guide you cock not block it.
Mar 28 2016 11:35PM
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Mingg
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HAMNATIONNut up or shut up, boy it or man it, fish or cut bait...... You can do it mc lovin let new schoolers guide you cock not block it.


I feel very inspired, hamnation. Thank you for this.
Mar 28 2016 11:39PM
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Negromancer
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pattyeiksI see you live in New Zealand so maybe they aren't really that strict there, but in the US it's taken very seriously and I could go to juvenile hall, or if it was a fake drivers license I could be charged with a felony. And if my parents knew I'd be completely screwed. There is also a high chance of me being banned from the venue, which would suck because it hosts the majority of concerts in my city through its different locations


Fair enough. However use a good vendor and do a bit of research so you know what you're doing and risk is very low.
Mar 29 2016 12:28AM
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