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Starting my very own business

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sampsihoyos
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It has been a dream of mine to start a well respected business with a great product that everyone can appreciate. I've decided to make a splash in the potent sharing economy. I'm making an on demand toilet app. I bought the .com names Puber and Shyt and I'm just going to squat on the domains until I can decide the next steps to take. If anyone has advice for features you'd like to see in the app I'd appreciate the help as I'm having trouble getting my ideas out, they're all just getting clumped and won't come out. Thanks for your help
Mar 17 2016 6:19PM
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sampsihoyos
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I'm having trouble thinking of a slogan if you can help?
Mar 17 2016 6:33PM
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fries
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Lol
Mar 17 2016 6:35PM
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hot.pocket
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Why does everyone who wants to start a business come on here and make a thread about it waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy before they've actually created anything?
Mar 17 2016 6:45PM
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skierman
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sampsihoyosIt has been a dream of mine to start a well respected business with a great product that everyone can appreciate. I've decided to make a splash in the potent sharing economy.



"Potent

(of a male) able to achieve an erection or to reach an orgasm."



I have a lot of faith in you.
Mar 17 2016 7:14PM
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GrapeHunter
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hot.pocketWhy does everyone who wants to start a business come on here and make a thread about it waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy before they've actually created anything?


you didnt even read this shyt
Mar 17 2016 7:30PM
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sampsihoyos
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skiermanI have a lot of faith in you.


Thank you. We've secured this round of seed funding from my parents but if you could rate me on Yelp we may open equity to a faithful NS such as yourself
Mar 17 2016 7:42PM
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TheBigApple
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Sounds like a great idea. I'd pay $5 or $10 to make a complete disaster in someone elses washroom once a week while I'm travelling around and sleeping in my van.
Mar 17 2016 8:21PM
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crotchvent
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I'm just glad it isn't another overpriced T-shirt company.
To really capitalize on your app make it so that it video tapes the people taking dumps and sell those videos.
Mar 17 2016 9:29PM
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supersquid
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crotchventI'm just glad it isn't another overpriced T-shirt company.
To really capitalize on your app make it so that it video tapes the people taking dumps and sell those videos.


maybe determining the size and weight of the turd based on the splash it makes and distance from the water. Color of the poop determines what you ate. option to upload results totwitter or facebook. Competitions for longest and biggest dumps. Maybe someones overall score that ranks them against others on the app
Mar 17 2016 10:40PM
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sgg.23
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a gps feature that lets you see all the places you've taken a dump
Mar 17 2016 10:59PM
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hot.pocket
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GrantLewisIsDNTMyou didnt even read this shyt


I want to start a business...

I bought a domain name...

Any ideas as to what to do next?

Sounds a lot like what i said before.
Mar 18 2016 11:44AM
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sampsihoyos
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Super proud of my Shyt app. Can't wait use it.
Mar 18 2016 5:37PM
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Brue
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Down vote me
Mar 18 2016 5:44PM
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fries
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hot.pocketWhy does everyone who wants to start a business come on here and make a thread about it waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy before they've actually created anything?


Mar 18 2016 6:43PM
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