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Ok so the majority of people on Ns dislike comp skiing mainly for it's way of judging based on pure technicality. Comp skiing can go one of two ways in the future, it can shift over to being judged based on pure style, or it can go completely the other way where all comp skiers start doing steroids like crazy and throw quads and quins. That sounds awesome, all I need to do is convince People in charge of the major comps to allow steroids. The insane skiing that will follow will bring skiing into the mainstream and fill the industry with money.
Imagine the shit that could be thrown if pro skiers looked like this:
If some of the robot pro skiers could finally come out of the closet then maybe skiers would accept everyone and then there would be no comps. everyone has the same skill and there is no progression.... EVER! Be more like the bunch, edollo, and b-dog for gods sake. Comps are gay because everyone is seeing who's gonna land the first quad in a slopestyle course. dumb. It should be all style and thats that. I would be a little harder to judge but its better than watching robot skiers do the same fucking dub over and over again with no style.
_ALPHASQUAD_If some of the robot pro skiers could finally come out of the closet then maybe skiers would accept everyone and then there would be no comps. everyone has the same skill and there is no progression.... EVER! Be more like the bunch, edollo, and b-dog for gods sake. Comps are gay because everyone is seeing who's gonna land the first quad in a slopestyle course. dumb. It should be all style and thats that. I would be a little harder to judge but its better than watching robot skiers do the same fucking dub over and over again with no style.
_ALPHASQUAD_If some of the robot pro skiers could finally come out of the closet then maybe skiers would accept everyone and then there would be no comps. everyone has the same skill and there is no progression.... EVER! Be more like the bunch, edollo, and b-dog for gods sake. Comps are gay because everyone is seeing who's gonna land the first quad in a slopestyle course. dumb. It should be all style and thats that. I would be a little harder to judge but its better than watching robot skiers do the same fucking dub over and over again with no style.
Saying everyone should be the same would be the downfall of "freeskiing"
Dennis_ReynoldsImagine the shit that could be thrown if pro skiers looked like this:
If pro skiers looked like that, I would troll comps so hard and heckle every meathead until their amped up estrogen levels got the best of them and they broke down crying and marched their roided out, empty bean bag back to the weight room. OOORRR their roid rage would take hold and nothing could stop them from destroying me. Either way, it would be one hell of a show.
Well, we all know thats what would happen. So let's ask the important but equally terrifying question that none of us want to ask: what if you didnt lip on blind 2.... Gives me chills just thinking about it
_ALPHASQUAD_ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shittttttttttttttt........ straight fucking fire dude. ***Goepper comes out of closet next*****
_ALPHASQUAD_ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shittttttttttttttt........ straight fucking fire dude. Goepper comes out of closet next
What's most alarming about this is that this isn't an ns error. You thought it didn't post, had the chance to rethink it, and still decided that you should post this garbage.
I personally think parachutes should be introduced and it should be like base jumping with dudes hitting insane shit and then tossing a chute before they bite it.
DeforestationGuys, I'm pretty sure Gus already looks almost as buff as the guy in the OP.
New pic going up on his Insta tomorrow:
Gus has Line poles? Coincidence? I think not.
Line is the illuminati and is converting all pro skiers into half muscular black men - half comp skier in order to take complete control of the ski industry and later on... our minds.
