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I_Swear_I_Ski
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On Friday some Docs are looking at my insides from the wrong end if you know what I mean...(up my ass). I've got to take two laxative potions; one at 0800 and one at 2000 tomorrow, but I've got an offer to go skiing at Breck. Will I shit my brains out in the morning and then be fine for the day, or do I need to stay within sprinting distance of a toilet? Also is it ok to have butt sex with my bf, or will he get a mad choc top?


Mar 3 2016 6:40PM
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ascent_studios
Posts: 2157 - Karma: 4,578
WTF thanks for the image
Mar 3 2016 6:41PM
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iFlip
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 19,088
I predict that you will be the next MOTM.
Mar 3 2016 6:48PM
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NewEscuelers
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 10,958
They invented adult diaper specifically for this reason
Mar 3 2016 7:28PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,469
Go to breck youll be fine after 1 morning poo
Mar 3 2016 7:55PM
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littleman34
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 3,978
Why not just tell your doc your doing them on another day.
Mar 3 2016 8:49PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
Do not go skiing after taking that stuff. I would recommend moving your TV and what not into your bathroom because you will not be leaving here toilet.
Mar 3 2016 8:57PM
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cornholio
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crotchventDo not go skiing after taking that stuff. I would recommend moving your TV and what not into your bathroom because you will not be leaving here toilet.


don't listen to this guy, you'll be fine to go skiing OP
Mar 3 2016 9:02PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,182
cornholiodon't listen to this guy, you'll be fine to go skiing OP


You'll just need some new pants after.
Mar 3 2016 9:04PM
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Deforestation
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Nice alias Deforestation
Mar 3 2016 10:20PM
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