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~what the first steps to going big?~

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stEphOZ
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heyyy i'm new a this stuff and i need alittle help...so what the first thing ya gotta do to go do some successful tricks? ---stEph
Jul 17 2002 6:23PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
stick your balls on the kitchen counter and hit them with a sledge hammer a few times so they get really big and swollen. Then just ski around in the park with your sack hanging out. You won't even have to hit a jump or a rail and everyone will know that you sir are the best, because you have the biggest balls of them all. Be all that you can be. Never look back, but always remeber those that helped you along the way...


'I'll skewer you up the middle and then rip out your heart.'
-My Dad to my Mom at dinner
Jul 17 2002 6:28PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Give up skiing and keep skiboarding. skiing is gay anyways.



Sometimes it just feels good to be a gangsta.
Jul 17 2002 6:30PM
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powder99
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holy shit alpentalik
after i read what you wrote i fell off my chair laughing so damm hard, fuck that was funny shit

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Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
Jul 17 2002 7:22PM
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craigcski
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practice on a trapoline


'shiiiiiot, fizz is in the motha fuckin house'

'The man does have a point Tanner'

Satan is my god!!! he will soon rule the world!!! the seven seals are upon us and the world will soon come to an end. vow your undying love for lucifer and you will be saved from damnation!!!!! join the forces of evil and you will not be damned to the firey pits of hell and will become a messanger of satan!!!
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Jul 17 2002 7:30PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
get drunk and then try your tricks... sure ull never land them and youll prob be paralized but you actually do them!
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skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Jul 17 2002 7:32PM
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Capurnicus
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go big.
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My friend asked me if i wanted to lay out or go water skiing, and thats when i realized that i dint want to answer this question and or any other aquatic sports question and i didn't want to see any of these people again. Next thing I new I went nuts.
Jul 17 2002 7:55PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
skiingmotion.com
sasfilms.com (sometimes)


'I'll skewer you up the middle and then rip out your heart.'
-My Dad to my Mom at dinner
Jul 17 2002 8:20PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
I think they're might be a lil prob w. your idea seeing as shes a female and lacking balls.o well.



remember yesterday.live for today.plan for tommorrow.
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Jul 17 2002 9:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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get comfortable with going off of bigger jumps then start doing tricks like grabs and 180s. Then work your way up.
Jul 17 2002 9:40PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
or just tie some fishing line to your cock with a 5 lb. dumbbell at the other end. Scream 'tea kettle' and throw the dumbbell off your roof.


'I'll skewer you up the middle and then rip out your heart.'
-My Dad to my Mom at dinner
Jul 17 2002 10:21PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
heeheehee, this tickles, hehehe


'I'll skewer you up the middle and then rip out your heart.'
-My Dad to my Mom at dinner
Jul 17 2002 11:19PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
I learn't by starting on snowblades, after doing all the hard tricks, I knew the evolution was to skiing, now I just bust out on a trampoline and w8 for the ski season to try crazy stuff

Jul 17 2002 11:27PM
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CrshBandicoot
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I'm with alpentalik
visit www.skiingmotion.com






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I have decided to live forever or die in the attempt
Jul 17 2002 11:33PM
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Balmdogg
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 309
go to the backcountry, i did 3 days ago, there are always nice places to try stuff out there, but you may have to come to oz to get them coz its summer, but powder is the place to learn.
Jul 17 2002 11:52PM
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yetirolfe
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get a good skiing backround
Jul 18 2002 12:10AM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
speed is your friend, learn what jumps need what speeds and make sure you dont overshoot shit.

watch the best skiers you see, watch the way they do shit, there form, there style, and ask them for help, since you are a girl people will be more than happy to give you advice.

dmb

'I smoke the greenest grass, my bitch got the meanest ass, and for the taste of clit i dont have to waste a whole case a grits, all it takes is my pretty face and my gangsta wit.'
Jul 18 2002 12:07PM
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ABM1111
Posts: 118 - Karma: 10
yeah, listen to dirty... the guys are always really nice to girls in the park, bc usually you are gonna be the only one. at least thats how it is for me. except for the stupid ones that go in the park and just ski their lame asses around everything. but seriously, take all the advice that you can get from the guys... and dont be afraid to try anything.
Jul 18 2002 4:47PM
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jono
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get comfortable with speed and learn to use a strong solid pop
Jul 18 2002 6:41PM
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sirjibsalot
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yeah hall balls into the jump and just before you go off yell....I HAVE LARGE NUTS...and then huck and hope you land..
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Jul 18 2002 6:58PM
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Hedekar
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I guess you all did not notice that she is a girl, and being a girl, hopefully lacks balls.
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Jul 18 2002 7:35PM
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stEphOZ
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haha ohh jeezz you guys are great~ and no...i do not have balls haha just to clear that all up~ but please continue with the funny remarks... they make me laugh~ and the advise kicks too.
Jul 18 2002 7:53PM
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BrodyLeven
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definitly watch others, and ask the ones that are either going as big as you want to go, or sometimes, even bigger. just make sure the ones that are going bigger know how to scale things down
start with straight airs, maybe some grabs. but make sure you are extremely comfortable in the air

then untie the dumbell from you cock and you will fly higher.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Jul 19 2002 12:28AM
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cravate
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it took me awhile to geyt use to getting huge air.. i was actually afraid of it. i didnt know how to control my body while going huge. so u have to build that confidence up first. then u can progress your tricks but if you arent comfortable in the air. u wont be comfortable learning new shit. and as a girl u get all the help its great.at times people even randomly come up to you and give you tips. when ur a girl your runs are watched constantly
Jul 19 2002 12:44AM
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jono
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and im not sure how long youve been skiing for, but learn how to ski before skiing park, its pretty funny watching people land mad tricks and then have troubles skiing to the next table
Jul 19 2002 1:07AM
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ABM1111
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hehe. word to that jono :)
Jul 19 2002 4:45PM
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sonya
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hey steph!!! you can come learn how to do tricks with me. mack is teaching me... i'm going to learn how to do a flatspin 7--forget the backflip! well, maybe i should learn how to do a 360 first.

later,
Sonya


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'look i can turn my brain off... la la la la la la la la la la la lala la la lala la al la... whoa! how long was i out?'
Jul 19 2002 6:05PM
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R.Fahey
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Hey, Steph ans Sonya(even though i don't know who Sonya is), if u find me this year the the good ol slopes, then i will try to teach u to becaome a professional skiier j/k, but i will teach to to jump.
Jul 19 2002 10:33PM
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stEphOZ
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ha look i have friends :) but anyways...i've skiied for a while so thats not a problem... its just the jumps that kill me.
Jul 20 2002 12:54PM
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sonya
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aww steph.... i'll always be your friend!! (just don't forget to pay me for this week)


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'look i can turn my brain off... la la la la la la la la la la la lala la la lala la al la... whoa! how long was i out?'
Jul 20 2002 11:09PM
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shitonmyface
Posts: 328 - Karma: 14
grow some nuts and go big

MWD for life
Jul 20 2002 11:12PM
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Prins
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just go all out within your limits but not your comfort zone. Duno if that made sence. But if you just always hit the jumps you are comfortable with you won't progress very fast if at all. You can push some over what you think you can handle. Will give you that rush and you'll be going big and learning tricks like no one's business. Just takes comitment on your part and a willingness to try new things and be a little uncomfortable for a while (you'll soon be comfortable hitting up the 50 footer and what not).

All that is assuming that you know your current limits skiing and that you CAN ski. If you can't drop an edge into the ice or stop and turn quickly please learn that before you hurt me by skiing in my park.
Jul 21 2002 2:16AM
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Balmdogg
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and remeber to always get up and go again after you take a spill
Jul 21 2002 7:28AM
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