End of high school-beginning of college, I worked in a delivery company warehouse (SpeeDee Delivery) in St. Cloud, MN.
When I signed up, I was scheduled to work 3 days a week. It's a big warehouse, you just have an electronic card that gets you through the security gates and you scan it to punch in/out. I was scheduled to work 3 days/week, let's say Mon-Wed because I don't remember specifics. Anyways since it's such a huge warehouse and nobody is keeping track, we figured as long as you worked your 3 days/week (no matter what day you actuall work) you're good to go.
So on one of the days I wasn't working, my friend who had recently quit his job there needed to pick up his last paycheck at the payroll office but he couldn't get in because they disabled his card since he quit working there. So we went there, I used my keycard to get us in, we walked straight to payroll office he got his paycheck and we went back home.
Later on, cops show up at my apartment asking about a shipment of jewelry that I was suspected of stealing. Cop probably saw my broke ass apartment and knew it wasn't me cause I had no money, no furniture, pretty much nothing. Also I was clueless.
Anyways I go to work, the like regional manager or some high ups fired me personally! They were certain I stole this alleged $40,000 box of jewelry. The higher ups were sweating me, saying they know it was me, cops will be in further touch with me (which they never were...)Also since I carpooled with another friend to work, I ended up just running home.
Not a bad story/job, but pretty hilarious.
I worked at Taco Bell once, but I quit the day some chick threw up in the dining area and I had to clean it up. Working fast food sticks out in my head as the worst job ever where I absolutely hated my life when I knew I had to work that day (and this was in HS)
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