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theabortionator
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So I made a thread at one point because people were sending me gofundme links and I was roasting them. Eventually I got banned from the website..

I don't remember what the thread was called. Anyway a friend started sending me stuff again and apparently I'm no longer banned.

Also thinking of making a website called "Go Fund Yourself" and just telling people to fuck off because it makes me feel good inside when I crush somebody's entitlement based dreams.

I should probably find a new hobby, but nothing makes me feel as complete as this.
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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The book people I feel for. They will never write the book, but at least they think they're going to do something. Idk, maybe it was the enjoyment of this final slice of pizza, maybe I couldn't think of anything to say, or maybe I just don't hate them enough but I didn't comment on there's.

Anyway I hit your "Bring us home people"


I'll keep this fairly short to counteract your wall of text. If you want to bring yourselves home, and are limited on budget, there was this invention called an airplane some time ago. In about 30 seconds I found you flights home from India for $400 a piece including taxes any day from tomorrow on. Your goal is "to share and inspire. Show others that taking a risk, like quiting your job and start traveling always turns out for the better. Choosing to chase your dreams instead of holding on to fear! ". No better way to let it all hang out there than to quit your job and ask the other working people to pay your way. It's honestly pretty sad that you see yourselves as visionaries. Bring yourselves home.

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I didn't read their whole story and missed some key points like using the word "free" multiple times. I could have had fun with that. Anyway I tried to keep that simple. I honestly did find them flights home for exactly $400 a piece. They have enough money donated for one of them right now.

So to the people who told me I should do something more useful, I've taken my time to be a free travel guide for the poor people of this earth. Helping them get to their homeland with out ever asking for payment.


This is my gift to you oh world. May you all get home in peace.
9 years ago
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PeppermillReno
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BortyThe book people I feel for. They will never write the book, but at least they think they're going to do something. Idk, maybe it was the enjoyment of this final slice of pizza, maybe I couldn't think of anything to say, or maybe I just don't hate them enough but I didn't comment on there's.

Anyway I hit your "Bring us home people"


I'll keep this fairly short to counteract your wall of text. If you want to bring yourselves home, and are limited on budget, there was this invention called an airplane some time ago. In about 30 seconds I found you flights home from India for $400 a piece including taxes any day from tomorrow on. Your goal is "to share and inspire. Show others that taking a risk, like quiting your job and start traveling always turns out for the better. Choosing to chase your dreams instead of holding on to fear! ". No better way to let it all hang out there than to quit your job and ask the other working people to pay your way. It's honestly pretty sad that you see yourselves as visionaries. Bring yourselves home.

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I didn't read their whole story and missed some key points like using the word "free" multiple times. I could have had fun with that. Anyway I tried to keep that simple. I honestly did find them flights home for exactly $400 a piece. They have enough money donated for one of them right now.

So to the people who told me I should do something more useful, I've taken my time to be a free travel guide for the poor people of this earth. Helping them get to their homeland with out ever asking for payment.


This is my gift to you oh world. May you all get home in peace.


You have my complete support that you are doing a good thing and being a positive influence on these toolbags.
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DANETRON
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https://www.gofundme.com/alanaperu

The quick details: my ex gf who cheated on me for a year. She's a heroin and sub addict who took advantage of my sympathy and empathy. Robbed me blind while I worked 70 hours a week to take care of her. Should have know better but I struggled with the fact she would be on the streets if it wasn't for me. Her grandfather was a co-owner of Killington so her family has the funds. She's been cut off. She doesn't work/can't hold a job.
9 years ago
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Schlutz
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This thread reminds me of edups. please to watch the video pleas.

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9 years ago
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Schlutz
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SchlutzThis thread reminds me of edups. please to watch the video pleas.



shit lol, embed works great

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-r_wTbBcGM&ab_channel=iDubbbzTV[/video]
9 years ago
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Schlutz
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Schlutzshit lol, embed works great

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/817891/Kickstarter-Crap---Fund-My--quot-ASS-quot-


kill me

please support my gofundme to learn how to work NS posting. i will only require 3,0000 for food and a new gaming desktop that can handle the intense html code, also maybe a new chair to, mine is not comfortable. thanks :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-r_wTbBcGM&ab_channel=iDubbbzTV
9 years ago
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s.hardy
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theabortionatorOne down, more to come. Hopefully I don't get banned for a couple of days.


Gotta just keep making new accounts for the cause
9 years ago
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JAHpow
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Please wreck this person that I know

https://www.gofundme.com/gxas9svw
9 years ago
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El.Guapo
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JAHpowPlease wreck this person that I know

https://www.gofundme.com/gxas9svw


I'm doing something kind of like this in the summer but im working for a few months to pay for it
9 years ago
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JAHpow
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El.GuapoI'm doing something kind of like this in the summer but im working for a few months to pay for it


See, this is what I want to see more of.
Go for it man, and have fun.
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act.resist
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theabortionatorDisagrees with logic, calls me a douche, tries to turn a completely unrelated thread into a debate about womens rights.

I'm sure it would be lovely to hover with you in the land of make believe but the internet needs saving, and I'm just the man for the job.


have fun making a difference in the world
9 years ago
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PeppermillReno
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Fuckin mt rose charged me 89 bucks for a half day lemme get some free money to get that ripoff back so I can cop some yayo tonight?
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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butterslut.have fun making a difference in the world


lifes garden dig it
9 years ago
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PeppermillReno
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butterslut.have fun making a difference in the world


All he is doing is being a beacon of righteousness in a cesspit of fuck-wittery. Random people aren't going to donate to any of these things its basically pressuring your facebook friends to give you money to take a vacation so you don't have to save up. Not to mention they are all stupid and unoriginal.


Have you seen him fucking around with people trying to raise money for hospital bills for their terminally ill children?

No....
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act.resist
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theabortionatorlifes garden dig it


k while you're at it, yell at the lbtq kids who make accounts to fund their gender reassignment surgeries. "I was born the wrong gender, so because my parents can't or wont pay for it, I am intrinsically entitled to gender reassignment."
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theabortionator
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butterslut.k while you're at it, yell at the lbtq kids who make accounts to fund their gender reassignment surgeries. "I was born the wrong gender, so because my parents can't or wont pay for it, I am intrinsically entitled to gender reassignment."


You're reaching so hard amuses me. Also blt's are awesome. Everyone loves bacon
9 years ago
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act.resist
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theabortionatorYou're reaching so hard amuses me. Also blt's are awesome. Everyone loves bacon


i like captain crunch a lot
9 years ago
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no_steeze
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I like this thread
9 years ago
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JAHpow
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theabortionatorYou're reaching so hard amuses me. Also blt's are awesome. Everyone loves bacon


I lost
9 years ago
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razors-chaz
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Schlutzkill me

please support my gofundme to learn how to work NS posting. i will only require 3,0000 for food and a new gaming desktop that can handle the intense html code, also maybe a new chair to, mine is not comfortable. thanks :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-r_wTbBcGM&ab_channel=iDubbbzTV


I just lost 3 days of work to this guy. I dont know what it is but i enjoy watching videos of people having the absolute shit ripped out them for their own stupidty.
Idubbbz is like a less asshole version of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuyk3Scka6w
9 years ago
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byubound
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Some chick that used to go to my school posted this one, and I would appreciate it if you could give a response.
https://www.gofundme.com/w6uendas
9 years ago
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Mingg
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https://www.gofundme.com/schuss



Don't actually donate to us, but if you want a good laugh you can watch this video hahahaha.
9 years ago
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brotherdad
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bump.

This girl in my hometown wants money for her alcohol ticket.

https://www.gofundme.com/tays-alcohol-ticket-fund-2vtx2hms
9 years ago
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.Rybak.
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jakelewiskibump.

This girl in my hometown wants money for her alcohol ticket.

https://www.gofundme.com/tays-alcohol-ticket-fund-2vtx2hms


Put's pizza emoji over a slice. Fucking christ don't these people have parents to keep them in check?
9 years ago
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willyg0808
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^ straight ignorant hahaha. Also this thread is currently relevant because of south park
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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jakelewiskibump.

This girl in my hometown wants money for her alcohol ticket.

https://www.gofundme.com/tays-alcohol-ticket-fund-2vtx2hms


Ugh. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

willyg0808^ straight ignorant hahaha. Also this thread is currently relevant because of south park



What's down with the south sied of dem parks?
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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https://www.gofundme.com/widespread-panic-at-red-rocks

Friend sent me.

Looks like ill be getting banned again. I miss this.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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By the time i got around to it, it was already hit up a bunch. Just half assed it.

But looking for more if anyone sees the goods.
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TheBigApple
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theabortionatorhttps://www.gofundme.com/widespread-panic-at-red-rocks

Friend sent me.

Looks like ill be getting banned again. I miss this.


Jesus that is fucking pathetic. If they can't afford to drop $1000 bucks on something like that than they have a lot more to worry about financially than raising these funds!
8 years ago
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crotchvent
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theabortionatorBy the time i got around to it, it was already hit up a bunch. Just half assed it.

But looking for more if anyone sees the goods.


Heres a couple for ya
https://www.gofundme.com/Mr-RogerThat
https://www.gofundme.com/peaches-cosmetic-hair-line
https://www.gofundme.com/teamvanyvicious
https://www.gofundme.com/help-lania-get-to-italy
8 years ago
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firecrotch
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crotchventHeres a couple for ya
https://www.gofundme.com/Mr-RogerThat
https://www.gofundme.com/peaches-cosmetic-hair-line
https://www.gofundme.com/teamvanyvicious
https://www.gofundme.com/help-lania-get-to-italy


get em plz
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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crotchventHeres a couple for ya
https://www.gofundme.com/Mr-RogerThat
https://www.gofundme.com/peaches-cosmetic-hair-line
https://www.gofundme.com/teamvanyvicious
https://www.gofundme.com/help-lania-get-to-italy

I will do my best until i get banned. Ill try and screen shot in case they get deleted
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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I need to get back on my game. I didnt even mention how retarded he looks and other stuff. Been so busy i gotta get my roasting skills back.

Either way ill cause hurt feelings which is good enough.
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theabortionator
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firecrotchget em plz


I should have paced myself. Might already be banned :(

I was just starting ro hit my stride. Ill post screen shots later.

Nothing crazy this round but feels good to be back at it.
8 years ago
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Lonely
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Man, I don't want to be a douche but....

There is a kid I know who wants to go on this trip right? Asking for for a few thousand.

I'm not going to make all of his stuff public but let's just say he has spent close to the amount that he is asking for on recreational stuff that he most definetly does not need. And then he makes a gofundme.

I guess it just blows my mind how people can have no shame in doing that. I guess it's not my place to judge. Don't have any ill will towards him, I just have a hard time comprehending it.

That's not to say that I've done or payed for everything myself in life. But at the same time if I wanted to go somewhere, like a Medical Congress or an arts camp, I worked my butt off and paid for my own tickets, and/or applied for every scholarship within the state.
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Brule.
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I'm glad this thread was resurrected. :'-)
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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https://www.gofundme.com/my-sons-first-bank-account

^do yourself a favor and check that
8 years ago
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doublecup
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theabortionatorhttps://www.gofundme.com/my-sons-first-bank-account

^do yourself a favor and check that


this thread has aids
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crotchvent
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theabortionatorhttps://www.gofundme.com/my-sons-first-bank-account

^do yourself a favor and check that


They just need to teach that thing to use the toilet.
8 years ago
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Craigskis
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One of the best threads on NS in Years.

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8 years ago
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firecrotch
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theabortionatorhttps://www.gofundme.com/my-sons-first-bank-account

^do yourself a favor and check that


haha that one comment
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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https://www.gofundme.com/4pi1zu8

Friend sent me this.

I guess its not as bad as the guy who shared one for his friend wanting 60k to buy an italian bass. Also that one was shared seriously in nsg on here.

I guess this guy ONLY wants 2k. Nbd
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freestyler540
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theabortionatorhttps://www.gofundme.com/my-sons-first-bank-account

^do yourself a favor and check that

"I'm only donating so I can tell you that you are one of the dumbest
bitches there is. My original plan was to give you a penny, but I had to
do the $5 minimum. Get a job"

Which one of you wrote this? its pretty golden.

Guy, keep the worst gofundme cases going. This is fucking hillarious
8 years ago
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losh
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This is my new favorite pass time. The roasts just come to easy
8 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Oh. My. God. This thread is amazing! Such a great idea to ostracize all the people looking for stupid handouts on go fund me.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Panta.PowFinally, someone else who enjoys this sort of stuff. Trust me, even though GoFundMe is a guarantee for laughs and idiots, i'll introduce you to the holy mecca of it all.

reddit --> r/roastme

Literally hundreds of people a day post pictures asking to get roasted. And trust me, there are no limits here. Like none at all. And you won't get banned. I hope to see you on the reddit page as soon as possible.


I still need to join that site. Not sure how I never did.

Also wishing I could find the old thread of this. Fuck there was some good shit.

I really have too much time on my hands.
8 years ago
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HypeBeast
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https://thinkprogress.org/nazis-are-raising-funds-401a474ab37b/

Here's a good one I saw on the news today. Not gofundme but similar.
7 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Bored at work so decided to find some gofundme pages to post here. Apparently there's a whole section on beauty pageants....

Apparently toddlers know how to start gofundme pages https://www.gofundme.com/ekymng

Buy your own computer or take out a loan: https://www.gofundme.com/56ssmw

Seriously go to a different school. Holy shit: https://www.gofundme.com/rachels-senior-year-tuition

This has to be a joke: https://www.gofundme.com/lrhossprepfund

...... https://www.gofundme.com/im-poor-and-need-a-ski-pass

I hope this is someone on here haha: https://www.gofundme.com/new-skis-2017
7 years ago
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jensen
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https://www.gofundme.com/help-me-reach-my-modeling-dream



$50 / $7,000

Hello, I am raising money so I can go to New York. The agency Seattle Talent has accepted me and wants me to be successful and put me to work, but..... I am needing classes to be able to improve my acting classes to help me perfect my singing, and classes to help me become more of a polished model. They are asking for $7000 for everything together. This also includes the expenses to be able to go to New York as well. Anything and everything helps to reach what they are asking for so I may reach my dreams.

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I met this girl as a promo girl working at a bar and tried flirting with me and dropped the "can you check out my go fund me?" I'm like "uhhhhhhh.... no."
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jensenhttps://www.gofundme.com/help-me-reach-my-modeling-dream



$50 / $7,000

Hello, I am raising money so I can go to New York. The agency Seattle Talent has accepted me and wants me to be successful and put me to work, but..... I am needing classes to be able to improve my acting classes to help me perfect my singing, and classes to help me become more of a polished model. They are asking for $7000 for everything together. This also includes the expenses to be able to go to New York as well. Anything and everything helps to reach what they are asking for so I may reach my dreams.

____________________________

I met this girl as a promo girl working at a bar and tried flirting with me and dropped the "can you check out my go fund me?" I'm like "uhhhhhhh.... no."


she's lucky someone even contacted her
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