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Jon Sims appreciation thread

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tellafriendbiach
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or John Symms or what ever his name is.

seeing that simmers is become a troller on NS today i thought we could share highlights in a thread of all the great things he has contributed to skiing. it is looking like he wished he never got dropped by the ski world. Also, it must suck for him being a doctor now and so he hangs out on NS.

i submit Jon aka Lil' Horsey's rap that battled All-Star over Warren Miller. I mean john killed it with his bars.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/815614/Off-Warren
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Feb 24 2016 5:42PM
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hot.pocket
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Oh you mean NS's shitposter of the day?
Feb 24 2016 5:43PM
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tellafriendbiach
Posts: 165 - Karma: 296
hot.pocketOh you mean NS's shitposter of the day?


exactly the person i am talking about. i could not find any ski shots of him from his career... but i found another awesome video he made while being a sponsored skier :)

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/815622/My-Friend-is-a-Pro
Feb 24 2016 5:48PM
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Mingg
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hahahahaha this dude is my new favorite.
Feb 24 2016 5:58PM
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simmers
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With so many options in this survey, you are unlikely to receive enough responses to produce any statistically significant data.
Feb 24 2016 6:00PM
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tellafriendbiach
Posts: 165 - Karma: 296
simmersWith so many options in this survey, you are unlikely to receive enough responses to produce any statistically significant data.


time will answer that question. you should vote!
Feb 24 2016 6:04PM
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tellafriendbiach
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i never realize how many dope rap tunes you had! this one with Jen Hudak is just AWESOME!

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/815633/Do-These-Pants-Make-Me-Look-Flat----Cheap-Ski-Movie
Feb 24 2016 6:08PM
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simmers
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tellafriendbiachtime will answer that question. you should vote!


I already voted
Feb 24 2016 6:10PM
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hemlockjibber8
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Symms was Lil Horsey? damn
Feb 24 2016 6:12PM
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tellafriendbiach
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hemlockjibber8Symms was Lil Horsey? damn


yep. and he goes hard in this one!

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/815635/Twinkle-Twinkle
Feb 24 2016 6:18PM
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simmers
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hemlockjibber8Symms was Lil Horsey? damn


No. Lil horsey was lil horsey.
Feb 24 2016 6:20PM
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eheath
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hemlockjibber8Symms was Lil Horsey? damn


Lil' horsey was many different people haha
Feb 24 2016 6:21PM
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tellafriendbiach
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simmersNo. Lil horsey was lil horsey.


claim your shit dog! don't deny you talent.
Feb 24 2016 6:22PM
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tellafriendbiach
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illest nose press in the game as well!

Feb 24 2016 6:25PM
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simmers
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If I ran Orage I would sponsor all the skiers.










































And then drop them all at the same time.
Feb 24 2016 6:27PM
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tellafriendbiach
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eheathLil' horsey was many different people haha


Lil' Horsey was many people when he posted on NS! BUT Lil' Horsey the rapper was the man himself Mr. Symms! gotta agree with that eheath :)
Feb 24 2016 6:28PM
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hemlockjibber8
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eheathLil' horsey was many different people haha


Ya, I always thought it was Pep and a bunch of the PBP boys or something.
Feb 24 2016 6:33PM
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skierman
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lil horsey was a bitch
Feb 24 2016 6:37PM
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tellafriendbiach
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skiermanlil horsey was a bitch


lil horsey = John Symms.... see how that works?
Feb 24 2016 6:41PM
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tellafriendbiach
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and i am out. see ya in a decade NS.

sims had ill hairstyles and earrings back in the day as well. orage did not like that shit too much though, so they dropped him.

Feb 24 2016 6:51PM
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skierman
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John Symms uses skis with foam cores. No wonder Orage dropped him.

Feb 24 2016 8:07PM
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SDrvpvr
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skiermanJohn Symms uses skis with foam cores. No wonder Orage dropped him.



I thought Orage was fucked after what they did to their street skiers last fall. Now that I know they once dropped that poser ass Sims I kinda think they're cool again.
Feb 24 2016 8:48PM
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S.J.W
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Hate all you want but the dude is pretty smart. He tells like it is and doesn't get all butthurt over dumb shit like who is sponsoring who



http://www.powder.com/stories/life-of-symms-this-column-is-brought-to-you-by/#OoKzddIkYSoITfBA.97
Feb 24 2016 8:50PM
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danbrown
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he enjoys reading point and shoot camera manuals and did a dope switch 7
Feb 24 2016 9:07PM
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SteveStepp
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I love john, hes been one of my long time idols and im stoked to call him my friend.
Feb 24 2016 9:23PM
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SDrvpvr
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SteveSteppI love john, hes been one of my long time idols and im stoked to call him my friend.


I used to think u were funny. Now I think u are a huge doushe.
Feb 24 2016 9:55PM
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Mr.Bishop
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simmersWith so many options in this survey, you are unlikely to receive enough responses to produce any statistically significant data.


I love you.

And, all the pussies who are old school NSers in this thread making new/posting behind aliases need to come out to play under your real names.
Feb 24 2016 10:10PM
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will_powder
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I try not to reminisce about the "glory days" but damn skiing used to be hilarious. Let's bring back Chug, simmers, scotty hibbert, olenick etc The new guys are too serious sometimes.
Feb 24 2016 10:41PM
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californiagrown
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Mr.BishopI love you.

And, all the pussies who are old school NSers in this thread making new/posting behind aliases need to come out to play under your real names.


what qualifies as old school nowadays? first 20,000? or has that gone up to first 50,000? higher? lower?
Feb 24 2016 10:42PM
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skierman
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californiagrownwhat qualifies as old school nowadays? first 20,000? or has that gone up to first 50,000? higher? lower?


Well it sure doesn't include some whiny n00b bitch who joined NS half a decade after Bush Jr. illegally invaded a sovereign nation.

This my friends, is a full grown gaper in all its glory. Revel in its idiocy... become bewildered in how age doesn't correspond to wisdom but rather the exact opposite.
Feb 24 2016 10:46PM
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S.J.W
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skiermanWell it sure doesn't include some whiny n00b bitch who joined NS half a decade after Bush Jr. illegally invaded a sovereign nation.

This my friends, is a full grown gaper in all its glory. Revel in its idiocy... become bewildered in how age doesn't correspond to wisdom but rather the exact opposite.


Feb 24 2016 11:29PM
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Dan-Man
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he could throw one hell of a mute. ill tell u that ace
Feb 24 2016 11:46PM
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Peter.
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tellafriendbiachexactly the person i am talking about. i could not find any ski shots of him from his career... but i found another awesome video he made while being a sponsored skier :)

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/815622/My-Friend-is-a-Pro


god damn i miss JOI
Feb 25 2016 12:45AM
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dylhole
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Dan-Manhe could throw one hell of a mute. ill tell u that ace


His tail grabs aren't too shabby either.
Feb 25 2016 12:45AM
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Peter.
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simmersWith so many options in this survey, you are unlikely to receive enough responses to produce any statistically significant data.


symms, you're in med school? what year are you? kinda cool to see a fellow newschooler in medschool
Feb 25 2016 12:46AM
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itzki
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Mr.Bishop\old school NSers


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Feb 25 2016 12:51AM
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saskskier
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skiermanJohn Symms uses skis with foam cores. No wonder Orage dropped him.


Let's be honest here. Half the kids giving John a hard time probably aren't aware of a time when Salomon used foam cores.

will_powderI try not to reminisce about the "glory days" but damn skiing used to be hilarious. Let's bring back Chug, simmers, scotty hibbert, olenick etc The new guys are too serious sometimes.


Completely agree. More Symms, Boyd Easley, Bibby and Volurez as well.
Feb 25 2016 12:57AM
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dbchili
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i won a backpack once for writing a submission on why i thought jon's part in war was one of the best video segments at that time

then i sold the backpack for 20 bucks and used it to buy candy

so thanks for the candy jon
Feb 25 2016 3:05AM
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simmers
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dbchilii won a backpack once for writing a submission on why i thought jon's part in war was one of the best video segments at that time

then i sold the backpack for 20 bucks and used it to buy candy

so thanks for the candy jon


It cost me 60 dollars to mail that backpack to your Canadian ass.
Feb 25 2016 3:13AM
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dbchili
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simmersIt cost me 60 dollars to mail that backpack to your Canadian ass.


guess you got trolled then, eh?
Feb 25 2016 4:38AM
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SDrvpvr
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It is super easy to find videos of this dousch Sims doing stupid bullshit.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/815751/Hyphy-Spring-Break-2009-Edit

but that's all there seems to be
Feb 25 2016 7:09AM
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.Hugo.
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Mr.BishopI love you.

And, all the pussies who are old school NSers in this thread making new/posting behind aliases need to come out to play under your real names.


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That was trolling? Lololol nice try old man
Feb 25 2016 8:58AM
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Mr.Bishop
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The referenced post has been removed.


To tell you the truth I didn't even check any of the accounts, so I had no idea who it was. I could just smell it so I called it. There's others in here too, but I'm not checking 'em for fun.

Alias away, sorry was supposed to be more funny. Tone doesn't transfer on the internet.

SEND IT IBERG.
Feb 25 2016 1:58PM
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Holte
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Remember when the EXPN skiing blog was actually a legit weekly read?

Go back to work Symms.
Feb 25 2016 8:03PM
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simmers
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SteveSteppI love john, hes been one of my long time idols and im stoked to call him my friend.


I think that you are one of the coolest people and it means a lot to me that you say such positive things about me. I saw your documentary about women's skiing and I thought it was amazing. It was a powerful look behind the scenes of one of the most fiercely competitive sports in the world.
Feb 25 2016 10:20PM
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danbrown
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im just waiting for David levin to make an appearance and get the kiddies panties in a bigger bunch
Feb 25 2016 10:30PM
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imakestickerz
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I saw symms at Bogus once. I was too star stuck to say hi
Feb 25 2016 10:47PM
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jensen
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Symms just went next level on NS. I haven't been this entertained in a while.
Feb 26 2016 1:08AM
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willysworld
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Mingghahahahaha this dude is my new favorite.


Ironically his signature trick was a backflip...
Feb 26 2016 3:14AM
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eheath
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ozzywrongIronically his signature trick was a backflip...


you're fucking weird dude
Feb 26 2016 4:13AM
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Jibberino
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So you were trolling, then got trolled, and then got offended?
Feb 26 2016 5:40AM
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