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Skiing pick-up lines

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MCRENtalgang
Posts: 27 - Karma: 289
i have found that shouting my instagram handle/ snapchat at "the hunnies," as the kids call them, is not a reliable method of, respectfully, getting any... what are y'all's filthiest pickup lines... feel free to call me thirsty
Feb 17 2016 3:40PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7496 - Karma: 50,876
Can I wreck my shuttle bus into your ski lodge?
Feb 17 2016 4:00PM
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SammyDubz
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 7,220
lipslide my donkey dick?
Feb 17 2016 4:29PM
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altie29
Posts: 168 - Karma: 562
just lip on blind 2 and it's a guaranteed blowjob
Feb 17 2016 5:12PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,058
hey baby are you jon olson? because you're beautiful
Feb 17 2016 5:30PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13938 - Karma: 48,506
altie29just lip on blind 2 and it's a guaranteed blowjob


can confirm. works every time.
Feb 17 2016 5:45PM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,825
Minggcan confirm. works every time.


Ill nose press your box if you lip slide my rail.
Feb 17 2016 10:01PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
yo baby you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat
Feb 17 2016 10:02PM
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CashForToast
Posts: 265 - Karma: 2,447
I'M GUNNA PEE IN YER BUTT.
Feb 17 2016 10:10PM
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TheSmokinL
Posts: 496 - Karma: 1,613
altie29just lip on blind 2 and it's a guaranteed blowjob


this ^^
Feb 17 2016 10:35PM
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powderdrunkie
Posts: 2034 - Karma: 976
Fondle uh in the gondola? Or the grope tow?
Feb 17 2016 11:10PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
1. Stand next to chairlift.
2. Yell Single
2. Yell SINGLE!!! This time much louder.
3. Continue yelling, increasing the volume each time.
4. Finally someone will let you ride the lift with them.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!
Feb 18 2016 7:50PM
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ianrich511
Posts: 511 - Karma: 723
I'm the best skier on the mountain.
Feb 19 2016 11:43AM
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Lonely
Posts: 6614 - Karma: 59,821
ianrich511I'm the best skier on the mountain.


No your not
Feb 19 2016 11:50AM
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ianrich511
Posts: 511 - Karma: 723
LonelyNo your not


Ok kiddo.
Feb 19 2016 12:21PM
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corona
Posts: 12753 - Karma: 32,285
LonelyNo your not


he's not. because I'm the best skier on the mountain.
Feb 19 2016 12:22PM
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HairyCox
Posts: 86 - Karma: 394
ianrich511I'm the best skier on the mountain.


VinnieFhe's not. because I'm the best skier on the mountain.


He is not because check the pic
Feb 19 2016 1:09PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
Do you have a twin, because I have two tips....
Feb 19 2016 6:23PM
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ballsagna
Posts: 72 - Karma: 178
SammyDubzlipslide my donkey dick?


damn this is perfect
Feb 19 2016 9:10PM
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Lus146
Posts: 422 - Karma: 2,282
Take your top off.
Feb 19 2016 10:38PM
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taylor_gang
Posts: 309 - Karma: 260
"Hey"
Feb 19 2016 11:17PM
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chacha33
Posts: 959 - Karma: 4,163
"Just follow me in i know how much speed you need for the second jump"

20% of the time it works every time
Feb 20 2016 3:06PM
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Skier_75
Posts: 380 - Karma: 1,805
So I see you're in the singles line
Feb 22 2016 9:59AM
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Slush
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 12,901
tac0.slayerDo you have a twin, because I have two tips....


This is darn good
Feb 22 2016 10:21AM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
chacha33"Just follow me in i know how much speed you need for the second jump"

20% of the time it works every time


This would 100% work for me
Feb 22 2016 12:42PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4199 - Karma: 10,395
"Hey gurl ask me if I'm a pro"

"Are you a pro?"

"Yes, yes I am"

Done and done works every time.
Feb 22 2016 2:55PM
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MCRENtalgang
Posts: 27 - Karma: 289
tac0.slayerDo you have a twin, because I have two tips....


easily the best one but getting no recognition
Feb 22 2016 3:11PM
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tac0.slayer
Posts: 254 - Karma: 947
MCRENtalgangeasily the best one but getting no recognition


Getting all the hunnies is enough recognition for me.
Feb 22 2016 5:43PM
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stickerman
Posts: 2043 - Karma: 147
MCRENtalgangeasily the best one but getting no recognition


this
Feb 23 2016 12:05PM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
"lets go skiing"
Feb 24 2016 12:16PM
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