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What if a dog made it to X Games

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BonusNo413
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Like after Bobby Brown there's this golden retriever at the top on four little skis fully decked out with a helmet goggles and everything. And the commentators are all like "Colby set to drop in, he's a 5 year old golden retriever comin' out of Colorado" like it's all totally normal. Then he drops in and does all the tricks the humans are doing with a triple at the bottom. Then he's out of his skis and boots just wandering around the bottom sniffing people. Then his score comes in and he places first and he's still just wandering around. Then the interview lady comes in "Colby you just won slopestyle how do you feel?" and he's just panting like "HAHaHAHaHAHaHAH" "Colby?" then Colby adjusts his throat and speaks in a fully human voice "Uh yeah it's amazing comin' out here, everyone was killin' it and I'm just super stoked to put down a run that I was happy with, so uh yeah!" "that's Colby, congratulations" then he trots off
Feb 8 2016 10:22PM
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theabortionator
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How did Colby do at the boston big air?
Feb 13 2016 9:55AM
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HAMNATION
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Skier_75New air bud movie


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TheDoughAbides
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simmersA five-year-old dog would be pretty old for skiing in the X Games. Unless he was in skiercross.


This. Even a 4 year old Golden would be pushing it.

I heard Colby's 3 year old brother Rex is working on quads at the quadrupedal park tho


Just sayin'
Apr 5 2016 12:19PM
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