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Vail's guide how not to be a gaper...

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mitch.lukes
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Has anyone seen this? I guess it's one of Vail's way to stop the trends from your favorite skiers.
http://www.antlersvail.com/2010/02/how-to-not-look-like-a-gaper/
Feb 1 2016 7:41PM
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musclehamster
Posts: 244 - Karma: 1,205
this is fantastic, thanks for posting it. hahaha.
Feb 1 2016 8:59PM
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Jbresch
Posts: 153 - Karma: 415
This is amazing, Vails got it right
Feb 1 2016 9:03PM
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Anguz_li
Posts: 285 - Karma: 516
This is sticky worthy
Feb 1 2016 9:06PM
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Sounder
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It's about time mountains start taking action to eliminate gapers.
Feb 1 2016 9:18PM
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Ski_The_East.
Posts: 250 - Karma: 764
SounderIt's about time mountains start taking action to eliminate gapers.


This isn't getting rid of the gapers. This is far worse. This is telling them to camouflage themselves and make them less predictable when riding up a chair or on the slopes
Feb 1 2016 10:48PM
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Sounder
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Ski_The_East.This isn't getting rid of the gapers. This is far worse. This is telling them to camouflage themselves and make them less predictable when riding up a chair or on the slopes


Oh fuck. I guess you're right...
Feb 1 2016 10:55PM
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Ranch
Posts: 742 - Karma: 1,030
now they are going to blend in
Feb 1 2016 11:13PM
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Shawleen
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Ski_The_East.This isn't getting rid of the gapers. This is far worse. This is telling them to camouflage themselves and make them less predictable when riding up a chair or on the slopes


No worries, gapers won't even read that, they don't even notice that this article is for them !

But ... there many important rules that have been forgotten like; plz dont go in the park ! If you do (by mistake) stay away from the feature so no one hurt himself cause youre in the wrong spot.
(The bar was a good one though !).
Feb 1 2016 11:35PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Ski_The_East.This isn't getting rid of the gapers. This is far worse. This is telling them to camouflage themselves and make them less predictable when riding up a chair or on the slopes


This is such a bummer. I love playing spot the gaper gap when I'm in the lift line.
Feb 2 2016 1:26AM
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Tony2urnt
Posts: 216 - Karma: 214
Gaper parents are the worst
Feb 2 2016 12:39PM
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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
This isn't actually vail posting it… It's a hotel in Vail BTW
Feb 2 2016 5:06PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,292
Tony2urntGaper parents are the worst

They are enablers
Feb 2 2016 6:36PM
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DASZ.mp4
Posts: 379 - Karma: 2,988
next thing you know theyll be giving out tickets for being a gaper
Feb 3 2016 12:33AM
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iH8pow
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adamwolynnext thing you know theyll be giving out tickets for being a gaper


Absolutely not. At a Vail resort?? Vail resorts protect the gapers.

The point about the poles on the catwalk was a stupid one. Who cares if they're pointing straight in the air and you look dumb. Not as dumb as the person pizza'ing across the fuckin catwalk.
Feb 3 2016 3:58AM
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itzki
Posts: 444 - Karma: 1,344
The nice thing is gapers don't realize they're gapers until they're not, so they still won't blend in.
Feb 3 2016 9:30AM
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