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Lift draining

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freewillie
Posts: 429 - Karma: 3,321
So I pissed off the lift last friday. Unfortunately, my technique is not on point and a little urine may have gotten on my pants.
Anyone else have any tips, or similar experiences?
Jan 25 2016 5:00PM
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slav_slayer
Posts: 476 - Karma: 1,821
get a friend (preferably male) to hold your dick for added accuracy
Jan 25 2016 10:22PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,515
Gapers= 1pt
Mountain staff= 5pts

First to 20 gets free lunch courtesy of the loser
Jan 25 2016 10:38PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,831
Aim for your mouth and do it Bear Grylls' style
Jan 25 2016 11:01PM
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JAlps
Posts: 555 - Karma: 1,934
schjfGapers= 1pt
Mountain staff= 5pts

First to 20 gets free lunch courtesy of the loser


Yellowjackets- 15pts.
Jan 25 2016 11:03PM
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roach1324
Posts: 215 - Karma: 331
get a catheter and pee with style.. all the pros have them
Jan 25 2016 11:12PM
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Rennis_Deynolds
Posts: 2739 - Karma: 19,061
you're weak, all of you

poop off the chairlift
Jan 25 2016 11:14PM
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Paul.
Posts: 1558 - Karma: 10,552
Its really difficult cause you gotta hold onto the back of the lift and sort of dangle off the front in order to avoid peeing on pants/skis. Bonus points for peeing on gapers.
Jan 26 2016 4:51AM
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Paul.
Posts: 1558 - Karma: 10,552
Its really difficult cause you gotta hold onto the back of the lift and sort of dangle off the front in order to avoid peeing on pants/skis. Bonus points for peeing on gapers.
Jan 26 2016 4:54AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
my pants are goretex, problem solved
Jan 26 2016 4:36PM
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Lbird
Posts: 401 - Karma: 2,188
Ok so I was there, and lets just say a little bit of pee on the pants is a vast understatement. by which I mean he was so shit at it that the pee was running down the chair and soaked his ass as well.
Jan 26 2016 4:42PM
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TrickyDick470
Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,346
I typically take some plastic tubing which I then duct tape around the end of my peen0r. I then can aim the tube wherever without having to shift my weight around on the chair.

Feel free to suck on the tube to clean it and have a refreshing beverage afterwards.
Jan 26 2016 4:54PM
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gnar_whal
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 3,787
Patrol= 500pts
In her butt= 100000000000000000000000000000000000pts
Jan 26 2016 5:28PM
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freewillie
Posts: 429 - Karma: 3,321
LbirdOk so I was there, and lets just say a little bit of pee on the pants is a vast understatement. by which I mean he was so shit at it that the pee was running down the chair and soaked his ass as well.


Fuck you I had to stop mid stream.
Jan 26 2016 5:46PM
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