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ronders_
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I was at Granite this past weekend, and it was really crowded because it was winter break. Anyway I was hiking a rail in the park and the amount of gapers was astonishing. They weren't just little kids there were also a lot of adults. They would side jump everything except the box at the end of the park, whose landing became so pitted it threatened to delam my skis. Anyway, one time I hit the rail this kid comes through at like Mach 4 and side jumps the lip while I was ON the rail. F me sideways. I was wondering how you guys stay safe in the park under conditions like these, and prevent your throat from being cut by rental skis.
Jan 8 2016 10:23PM
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fries
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I hate when people do that.. Nothing worse than trying to hit a rail and getting cut off by someone decked out in rental gear trying to launch off to the side.
Jan 8 2016 10:28PM
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Chvf
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If they get near you hit a homerun on them with your pole
Jan 8 2016 10:39PM
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Dddsz
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Granite Peak is the gaper capital of the Midwest. The location of the hill is just perfect for the floods of people to come in from Chicago.

I was hitting the jump on "sky high" all night on Wednesday... At least 50% of the time there was some kid in the landing holding everybody back. There were also 4 major injuries from people jumping off the knuckle and landing in the flats.

Also got heckled for "cutting" the lift-line when I cruised through the single line.

Come ski here on Sunday. High of 4°F... The jerries will be in the chalet all day eating the terrible food.
Jan 8 2016 11:25PM
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Crispy.
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Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.
Jan 8 2016 11:28PM
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BianKarrett
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Crispy.Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.


Looking forward to this.
Jan 8 2016 11:37PM
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fries
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Crispy.Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.

Please post it on newschoolers because that sounds amazing
Jan 8 2016 11:39PM
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Dddsz
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Crispy.Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.


That is genius. Just sit on the knuckle of the sky high jump. It is amazing how many people think they can go mobbing off of the knuckle and expect to land.
Jan 8 2016 11:49PM
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brett_fisher
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put rocks behind the lip
Jan 9 2016 12:55AM
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Crispy.
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brett_fisherput rocks behind the lip


Genius! I'll search for some snow boulders and toss them on either side of the lip.
Jan 9 2016 10:16AM
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HAMNATION
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have you tried jibbing them???


tail tap their face and tell them your dad only has 5 mill
Jan 9 2016 5:52PM
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skiguy04
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jib to tail tap noobs fakie out
Jan 9 2016 6:14PM
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uturn
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Kid-jibs are the future of freeskiing
Jan 9 2016 7:15PM
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freewillie
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Crispy.Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.


Feel free to add flocka or a similar soundtrack and enter in my contest...
Jan 9 2016 9:45PM
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brett_fisher
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Crispy.Genius! I'll search for some snow boulders and toss them on either side of the lip.


still works but rock is where its at
Jan 9 2016 11:11PM
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Chvf
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Crispy.Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.


Deliver
Jan 9 2016 11:57PM
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John18_6
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Take all the rental skis hanging by the chalet and pop the heel pieces up, they'll have no idea what hit them.
Jan 10 2016 12:58AM
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Dddsz
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john18061806Take all the rental skis hanging by the chalet and pop the heel pieces up, they'll have no idea what hit them.


Haha holy shit. I can't believe I never thought of this. Going to have a blast just screwing with people this week.
Jan 10 2016 1:36AM
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APunx176
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Coffee Mill put a bucket inbetween the jump and the landing last year so no one could roll over the lip or knuckle it lol. They also chopped up the landing next to the rails off of the lip in a few places so people couldn't go off the lip. I miss that :(
Jan 10 2016 4:13AM
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ManesPhoney
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Crispy.Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.


Fuck yeah! Please put that on NS!
I also love hanging out next to the stairset at my home park for lunch. You can't see the stairs from above and gapers wreck themselfes all the time.
Jan 10 2016 7:59AM
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murphyboiiii
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I hit my poles together and scream and make animal noises at them very aggressively, like pig squeals and barking

they move out of the way pretty fast haha
Jan 10 2016 7:31PM
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theabortionator
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I remember riding gore some days and there were more side jumpers than people shredding. Some of the features had a berm both ways off the corner and it was tough to even get to the rail. Oh yeah, and obviously the features didn't get raked either.

Side jumpers suck though. There are bigger things to launch off outside of the park but they're too dumb to find them.
Jan 10 2016 7:44PM
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Stinging_Roger
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My mountain only blew enough snow to build a park so now every gaper and their protective dads are going fucking warp speed through the park. Its come to the point where I have had to push a few kids coming at me in self-defense.
Jan 10 2016 7:48PM
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Aparker
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Sounds exactly like my mountain all year. There are kids just standing on the jumps or in the landings all the time.
Jan 10 2016 8:03PM
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pattyeiks
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Yeah the gapers are always out during breaks and long weekends, why just a week ago I was told by a gaper mom that she would "fuck me up" and her husband said "Listen to her, she's skied in Colorado."
Jan 10 2016 8:25PM
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Easy-E
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Crispy.Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.


This will be great. Im so sick of all the gapers at Granite, they pay so much money just to suck and eat shit.
Jan 10 2016 11:08PM
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elcornholio
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I have come to respect the strictness of the park staff at my mountain. The only way to access the park is through a poma that most of them can't even ride up.
Jan 10 2016 11:18PM
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ronders_
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Easy-EThis will be great. Im so sick of all the gapers at Granite, they pay so much money just to suck and eat shit.


To be fair, they do pay for everything good at Granite (great lifts, etc); they are the reason a season pass costs under $500 while a day pass with rentals costs $110
Jan 11 2016 6:48AM
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Lonely
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I have a video somewhere of my friend that snowboards yelling "Get The Fuck Outta The Way" at a gaper and then doing a board slide 2 over them.

Gaper A was sitting on the rail filming gaper B jump off the side, and after that was done they sat in the landing of the rail (Rail was like a 15'). This whole time there's about 15 of us waiting to drop in plain sight.

I get that everyone starts somewhere but some of this gaper shit is unreal.
Jan 11 2016 7:24AM
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FIRETHECANNONS
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Keystone solved this problem a few years ago, they blocked off the main entrance to the park leaving the Gapes to only one option which is now known as the Gaper Park.
Jan 11 2016 11:45AM
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Pac2
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there are a bunch of no good side jumpers at loon and its really funny because all the kids that are coached and are like 10 years old just scream at them and they never do it again, its a good time at loon mountain.
Jan 11 2016 1:16PM
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Brewnt
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e.moneyMy mountain only blew enough snow to build a park so now every gaper and their protective dads are going fucking warp speed through the park. Its come to the point where I have had to push a few kids coming at me in self-defense.


that is just some a1 poor planning
Jan 11 2016 8:51PM
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skiguy04
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AparkerSounds exactly like my mountain all year. There are kids just standing on the jumps or in the landings all the time.


kryptonicthere are a bunch of no good side jumpers at loon and its really funny because all the kids that are coached and are like 10 years old just scream at them and they never do it again, its a good time at loon mountain.


they don't sense the danger enough. I just imagining you screaming "ahhhhhh" at the top of your lungs, top to bottom

that'll get rid of gapers and racers
Jan 11 2016 9:21PM
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Aparker
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kryptonicthere are a bunch of no good side jumpers at loon and its really funny because all the kids that are coached and are like 10 years old just scream at them and they never do it again, its a good time at loon mountain.


Yo I go to loon sometimes is the park good right now
Jan 11 2016 9:23PM
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Pac2
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AparkerYo I go to loon sometimes is the park good right now


They have like a dfd rail, a flat box, down donkey in one section like a 10 foot jump at another spot, and a down rail, a flat down, a flat tube and a hip in another spot. However when I went on Sunday and it poured rain both springboard and lmp were open so when we actually get snow tomorrow they might put a few features up, they did have more features at the base of springboard for a comp that will be open soon to everyone I think. Oh and they have another park from a snowboard comp that's pretty sweet I forget what was there but it looked cool. As far as the conditions go they will hopefully be good this weekend with the new snow we get, as of now I'm saying straight ice cause of the down pour we got on Sunday.
Jan 11 2016 10:13PM
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APunx176
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john18061806Take all the rental skis hanging by the chalet and pop the heel pieces up, they'll have no idea what hit them.


The amount of times that I've checked to see if I've given you the maximum amount of +K is ridiculous
Jan 11 2016 10:18PM
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Shadypanda
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kryptonicThey have like a dfd rail, a flat box, down donkey in one section like a 10 foot jump at another spot, and a down rail, a flat down, a flat tube and a hip in another spot. However when I went on Sunday and it poured rain both springboard and lmp were open so when we actually get snow tomorrow they might put a few features up, they did have more features at the base of springboard for a comp that will be open soon to everyone I think. Oh and they have another park from a snowboard comp that's pretty sweet I forget what was there but it looked cool. As far as the conditions go they will hopefully be good this weekend with the new snow we get, as of now I'm saying straight ice cause of the down pour we got on Sunday.

Was just there today, we actually got a little bit of snow throughout the day. Park was groomed pretty well though. Wasn't too bad, but yeah there was still definitely some icy ass spots
Jan 11 2016 10:39PM
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qyleberry
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Solution= snowballs
Jan 12 2016 12:48AM
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Pac2
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ShadypandaWas just there today, we actually got a little bit of snow throughout the day. Park was groomed pretty well though. Wasn't too bad, but yeah there was still definitely some icy ass spots


oh good to know im sure conditions will be good after today
Jan 12 2016 7:37AM
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ballsagna
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Crispy.Oh just you wait granite homies. I started filming an edit tonight where i just go around filming random gapers without their consent. I got 3 huge wipeouts in 45 minutes of filming. Going to make an edit called gaper carnage.


Video of the month
Jan 12 2016 9:17AM
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ny300z
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you can grow some balls and say something to the person.....or you can create another thread complaining about it.....same results from both
Jan 12 2016 12:42PM
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Crispy.
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KianBarrettLooking forward to this.


Op.That is genius. Just sit on the knuckle of the sky high jump. It is amazing how many people think they can go mobbing off of the knuckle and expect to land.


freewillieFeel free to add flocka or a similar soundtrack and enter in my contest...


ChvfDeliver


ManesPhoneyFuck yeah! Please put that on NS!
I also love hanging out next to the stairset at my home park for lunch. You can't see the stairs from above and gapers wreck themselfes all the time.


Easy-EThis will be great. Im so sick of all the gapers at Granite, they pay so much money just to suck and eat shit.


radicalfactionVideo of the month


I'm glad there's so much hype for this. We've hit a bit of a delay as temperatures are below 0 and no gapers are out. It's supposed to warm up later this week so hopefully I can get some shots. Also, Granite's park is about to get gnarlier...I think this is bad for the gapers, good for the edit:)
Jan 12 2016 1:11PM
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Dddsz
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Crispy.Also, Granite's park is about to get gnarlier


Is it really? I've been so desperate for more jumps. I can't even handle it, man.
Jan 12 2016 3:53PM
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ballsagna
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john18061806Take all the rental skis hanging by the chalet and pop the heel pieces up, they'll have no idea what hit them.


John18061806; the gaper killa
Jan 12 2016 4:03PM
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cb27.
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kryptonicthere are a bunch of no good side jumpers at loon and its really funny because all the kids that are coached and are like 10 years old just scream at them and they never do it again, its a good time at loon mountain.


There are SO many coached kids at loon it crazy
Jan 12 2016 5:11PM
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Hoodliving
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My favorite gaper encounter was standing on a roller and a gaper comes up from behind hits the back of my knees, somehow he was on my tails enough that we both go sliding down the roller I turned him into a moving chair sitting on him and pointing it down the roller for 15ft or so with him still under me then once he tumbled off I just cruised away middle finger up like a boss haha.

In all seriousness though we have so many families and racers that do this on hood. I personally take 2 minutes out of my day and explain to them the rules of the park and let them know side jumping ruins the work park crew does, makes it harder for us to use them for what they're intended for, dangerous to be flying around. If you tell them in the sense of "I'm the nice park rat that isn't gonna cuss you out listen to me" they 8/10 thank you grab the kids and bounce or ask where the baby parks are at. That's 5 people less that wont snake anyone in the park now that they're educated on it. If everyone took this approach then there would be far less gapers in the park.
Jan 27 2016 10:46AM
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Fundy
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upvote for % chance OP is rental ski side jumper gaper.
Feb 1 2016 3:25AM
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bnsoares1
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BrucetheSharkthere are a bunch of no good side jumpers at loon and its really funny because all the kids that are coached and are like 10 years old just scream at them and they never do it again, its a good time at loon mountain.


i always see the little 10 year olds on the freestyle team just screaming at the gapers to get off the knuckle at loon. they make me so proud.
Feb 1 2016 12:01PM
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