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Craving chocolate milk, looking for the best

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itzki
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I wanna get chocolate wasted boyz, gimme some suggestions

I've heard Cocio is like crack, but I can't go to scandinavia for milk so looks like I'm tied down to US-only brands. Any chocolate milk connoisseurs here on NS please direct me to some good stuff
Dec 1 2015 11:49PM
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itzki
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I'm also not opposed to CHORIZO making me some of his milk and making it chocolate as long as it tastes good
Dec 1 2015 11:51PM
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270on420out
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Horizon boxed chocolate milk. The day my mom stopped putting that in my lunch was the worst day of elementary school.
Dec 1 2015 11:53PM
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Anesteezia
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Sometimes Kemps is good, sometimes it sucks. A little bit inconsistent.

We have Trumoo at school and its great.
Dec 1 2015 11:53PM
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itzki
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THEDIRTYBUBBLEHorizon boxed chocolate milk. The day my mom stopped putting that in my lunch was the worst day of elementary school.


Preach. I only drink horizon for normal milk, and I remember having that too up until around 4th grade. Good stuff, but can it get better?
Dec 1 2015 11:59PM
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DayMan
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Trumoo whole chocolate milk. Best shit ever.
Dec 2 2015 12:36AM
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sellinger
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As said above, Horizon and trumoo are both ridiculously good. I personally prefer trumoo, but both are crack in the form of chocolate milk.
Dec 2 2015 1:42AM
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SammyDubz
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I've found that local stores seem to have the best. There's this butcher near me that makes chocolate milk with like half and half or something. Best thing I've tasted, but it's super expensive.
Dec 2 2015 8:03AM
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.Hugo.
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Gross
Dec 2 2015 8:19AM
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no_steeze
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Horizon and TruMoo are the best mass produced, but usually the stuff in glass bottles from local farms is by far the best. I get it from McNamara Dairy in NH that is absolute crack
Dec 2 2015 10:32AM
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theBearJew
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This is the best. Don't be alarmed by the bag, its great.

Dec 2 2015 10:59AM
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soulskier
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I do 2% with hersheys chocolate syrup

Protip: coat the inside of the glass with chocolate, pour milk, sip and stir until you have the right blend
Dec 2 2015 11:05AM
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steezysteeze
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Do they still make the Hershey's chocolate milk that comes in a box? You can't get it in Canada so whenever I went down to the states as a youngster I would pick up massive amounts of the shit because it was sick.
Dec 2 2015 11:23AM
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DayMan
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theBearJewThis is the best. Don't be alarmed by the bag, its great.



I can't help but be alarmed by the bag. Where do you even get this?
Dec 2 2015 11:30AM
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theBearJew
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RedPandaI can't help but be alarmed by the bag. Where do you even get this?


I had it when I was in Israel, its still the best chocolate milk ive ever had. It being in a bag just makes it more tricky to drink if you lose your straw. Its basically a caprisun but delicious chocolate milk instead.
Dec 2 2015 11:36AM
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PoLaRpEaK
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WHY DO PEOPLE DRINK MILK? IT'S FUCKING GROSS.
Dec 2 2015 11:46AM
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dustygoldflakes
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Yo its true that Horizon is probably the smoothest best tasting and best chocolate milk for you out there. Expensive as fuck thoo
Dec 2 2015 11:49AM
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chacha33
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I thought chocolate milk came from the brown cows until I was 12
Dec 2 2015 12:01PM
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JohnThatWasTits
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chacha33I thought chocolate milk came from the brown cows until I was 12


Same man same
Dec 2 2015 12:04PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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PoLaRpEaKWHY DO PEOPLE DRINK MILK? IT'S FUCKING GROSS.


because it's fucking good.
Dec 2 2015 12:05PM
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Skittle.
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PoLaRpEaKWHY DO PEOPLE DRINK MILK? IT'S FUCKING GROSS.


cause its not "fucking gross" and it comes from titties
Dec 2 2015 12:05PM
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PoLaRpEaK
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Skittle.cause its not "fucking gross" and it comes from titties


Yeah it's fucking gross. You are drinking nasty fluids from a hormone infused animal.
Dec 2 2015 12:27PM
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.Hugo.
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PoLaRpEaKYeah it's fucking gross. You are drinking nasty fluids from a hormone infused animal.


I dont think its fucking gross but im not a huge fan of it. It just gets you all bloated and full without even quenching your thirst.
Dec 2 2015 12:30PM
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addie.
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Dairygold is pretty dank but idk if you can only get that in the pacific northwest
Dec 2 2015 12:31PM
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gotti
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Fred_BearI dont think its fucking gross but im not a huge fan of it. It just gets you all bloated and full without even quenching your thirst.


milk is one of the most refreshing drinks. false.
Dec 2 2015 12:50PM
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crotchvent
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Oberwies.
Dec 2 2015 1:01PM
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CheddarJack
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Dec 2 2015 2:02PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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This stuff is what legends are made of!...
Plus they made a Royals World Series milk, so that's cool too.

Dec 2 2015 2:15PM
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SHIZ
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There's a place on the way to my local mountain (7 springs) called moo echo, it's a dairy, bakery, and deli store ran by Amish people.. Hands down the best chocolate milk ever
Dec 2 2015 3:26PM
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Anesteezia
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Steezy_IN_KC



This stuff is what legends are made of!...


Holy shit I forgot about this stuff. I had this once and I drank the whole bottle.
Dec 2 2015 3:40PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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AnesteeziaHoly shit I forgot about this stuff. I had this once and I drank the whole bottle.


I swear they lace this stuff with crack.. It's impossible to only have one glass.
Dec 2 2015 3:59PM
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Nikolaus
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only trumoo
Dec 2 2015 11:08PM
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Deepskier
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You can get it where I am becausets a fairly close and local company but not sure how far you can still buy it in stores but Cloverleaf chocolate milk will make you bust in your pants its so good.

Dec 2 2015 11:11PM
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chodo
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OK, it may not be Dairy Milk, but dont knock it till you try it! Shit is DELICIOUS!
Dec 2 2015 11:42PM
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shin-bang
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nesquick brah
Dec 3 2015 12:04AM
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itzki
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theBearJewI had it when I was in Israel, its still the best chocolate milk ive ever had. It being in a bag just makes it more tricky to drink if you lose your straw. Its basically a caprisun but delicious chocolate milk instead.


Which explains the hebrew lol
Dec 3 2015 12:11AM
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SammyDubz
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soulskierI do 2% with hersheys chocolate syrup

Protip: coat the inside of the glass with chocolate, pour milk, sip and stir until you have the right blend


I've tried this before to no avail. Some syrup seems to get stuck on the glass no matter how much stirring I do. Any tips?
Dec 3 2015 3:46PM
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doot
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We have a local farm here that makes the creamiest, best milk I've ever tasted
Dec 3 2015 5:26PM
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Deforestation
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SammyDubzI've found that local stores seem to have the best. There's this butcher near me that makes chocolate milk with like half and half or something. Best thing I've tasted, but it's super expensive.


Then it's not chocolate milk
Dec 3 2015 7:37PM
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stupendous-man
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nothin gets me stoked in the morning like a nice glass of smooth darigold

Dec 3 2015 8:04PM
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HAMNATION
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yohoo get you one it's good cause it's bad
Dec 3 2015 11:58PM
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