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Ski related pranks

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skier58284
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What are some good pranks on the mountain?
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270on420out
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Poop in your buddies boots
10 years ago
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John18_6
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Sometimes when I hit the pisser, one of my snowboarder dudes will click in to my skis in his snowboard boots and somehow make it up the lift. Then I just watch him awkwardly make his way down the hill from the bottom.
10 years ago
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.tomskis
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Change your mates din settings to 4.

Sharpen the hell out of your mates ski tips.
10 years ago
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S.J.W
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Hide buddy skis, watch them lose their shit
10 years ago
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.lencon
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S.J.WHide buddy skis, watch them lose their shit


If I did this to shin-bang id guarantee you that he would cry and never talk to me again
10 years ago
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S.J.W
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.lenconIf I did this to shin-bang id guarantee you that he would cry and never talk to me again


I will give you 10 dollars to do this, film it and put it on NS.
10 years ago
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50Kal
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Fill garbage bin full snow, bring up into the lift terminal. Have co-worker stop chair right under barrel. Yell avalanche and hit them with a barrel load of snow.
10 years ago
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.lencon
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S.J.WI will give you 10 dollars to do this, film it and put it on NS.


PayPal?
10 years ago
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steeze_louise
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i dont know if it is just my mountain but the icing on the sticky buns or cinnamon roles or what ever look like somebody just blew a huge fucken load all over them. If your lucky they leave out a bottle of it so you can add more icing to the sticky buns. get a cup and pour some icing into it and bring it on the gondola or chair and toss it around everywhere. You have to do it before the icing hardens. or it wont work.

I cant imagine the reaction would be when people saw what looked like cum all over the inside of a gondola.
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gnar_whal
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I_Bohrmanni dont know if it is just my mountain but the icing on the sticky buns or cinnamon roles or what ever look like somebody just blew a huge fucken load all over them. If your lucky they leave out a bottle of it so you can add more icing to the sticky buns. get a cup and pour some icing into it and bring it on the gondola or chair and toss it around everywhere. You have to do it before the icing hardens. or it wont work.

I cant imagine the reaction would be when people saw what looked like cum all over the inside of a gondola.


or you could just cum inside of the gondola
10 years ago
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murphyboiiii
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okay so i have a couple

1. (huge dick move) staple his snow pants to the chairlift

2. put a sticker that says something like "kkk pride" or "proud nazi" on his helmet when he isn't looking so others at the resort will hate on him and he will have no idea why

3. spray the bottom of his skis with an adhesive spray, won't really affect the skiing on snow but when he hits rails he'll feel it

4. put adhesive spray on a rail and set up a go pro (jerryoftheday material right there)

5. kick his skis off while he's on the chairlift (only if you are like 10 ft off the ground and have faith that you can find it) don't do this one to a snowboarder because I unbuckled my snowboarder buddies snowboard while he wasn't paying attention on the lift and it went down the hill and almost into a pond

6. put laxatives in his food while he's away for a second he'll have the chairlift runs





and this, my friend, is 6 reasons why i am a terrible person
10 years ago
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ThaLorax
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john18061806Sometimes when I hit the pisser, one of my snowboarder dudes will click in to my skis in his snowboard boots and somehow make it up the lift. Then I just watch him awkwardly make his way down the hill from the bottom.


I think the worst part of that prank is that your mountain is so small that you are able to actually see your buddy at the top of the lift.
10 years ago
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e~b
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best troll is to put one your buddies pole on one ski rack, and then put the other as far away on another ski rack
10 years ago
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ThaLorax
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How could you guys forget the classic turning the DIN all the way down?
10 years ago
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John18_6
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ThaLoraxHow could you guys forget the classic turning the DIN all the way down?


Ski shops just think they are so funny.
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Ian_Fitz
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S.J.WI will give you 10 dollars to do this, film it and put it on NS.


.lenconPayPal?


I'd chip in five it would have to be good tho
10 years ago
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CHORIZO
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de-lube their fks brakes
10 years ago
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bnewbs6
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There's always burying someone's skis so only a little bit is showing and then cover the entire area in salt. He'll be working at it for hours.
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razors-chaz
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Standing on your friends heel piece at the top of the run, pushing them so they come out the ski, grabbing it and skiing off down the run with their ski so they have to come and get you with only one ski on.
10 years ago
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Jon_Taffer
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ask your friend if he can grab the noses of both his ski tips to see how flexy his skis are. when be bends over to grab them, stomp on his heelpiece. he will go flying forward. probably used that one like 10 times last season its pure gold
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GayWolf420
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ThaLoraxHow could you guys forget the classic turning the DIN all the way down?


I just whip out my dewault power drill i keep in my daypack for emergencies and demount his stuff when he is taking a pitstop. Always good for a laugh or two.
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.lencon
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EbolaI'd chip in five it would have to be good tho


So I'm at $15 via PayPal?
10 years ago
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C_dub
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Pee in her boots
10 years ago
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gnar_whal
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skiizey_steezyPee in her boots


cum in your friend's gloves
10 years ago
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tschums
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personal favorite is "dropping" your glove or pole or anything in front of a friend and asking them to bend over and pick it up, and then unclicking their bindings. Especially in a crowded lift line
10 years ago
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Peter.
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remove the brakes from his bindings so when one of his skis falls off it just cruises down the hill
10 years ago
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ThaLorax
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DeebieSkeebiesI just whip out my dewault power drill i keep in my daypack for emergencies and demount his stuff when he is taking a pitstop. Always good for a laugh or two.


That's a much easier prank to play on a snowboarder.

But while we're talking snowboards, I changed the angle of my friend's stance once and it was hilarious.
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The.Fish
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ThaLoraxI think the worst part of that prank is that your mountain is so small that you are able to actually see your buddy at the top of the lift.


I have a 240 ft vertical and it doesn't have a tow rope
10 years ago
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Criloh
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My favorite thing to do is that when my friend takes his goggles off when we eat lunch I hide them and he flips out thinking they are stolen
10 years ago
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ThaLorax
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/789631/Nelson
10 years ago
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Daski
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gnar_whalcum in your friend's gloves


cum in your friends?
10 years ago
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Deepskier
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I_Bohrmanni dont know if it is just my mountain but the icing on the sticky buns or cinnamon roles or what ever look like somebody just blew a huge fucken load all over them. If your lucky they leave out a bottle of it so you can add more icing to the sticky buns. get a cup and pour some icing into it and bring it on the gondola or chair and toss it around everywhere. You have to do it before the icing hardens. or it wont work.

I cant imagine the reaction would be when people saw what looked like cum all over the inside of a gondola.


skiizey_steezyPee in her boots


gnar_whalcum in your friend's gloves


These are gold
10 years ago
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skier58284
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bump
9 years ago
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skier58284
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Jon_Tafferask your friend if he can grab the noses of both his ski tips to see how flexy his skis are. when be bends over to grab them, stomp on his heelpiece. he will go flying forward. probably used that one like 10 times last season its pure gold


This is the best one
9 years ago
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MIHoodlum
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Abu-BaghdadiHide buddy skis, watch them lose their shit

I call foul
9 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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every now and then my friends and i used to kick each other's skis off when we were halfway up on the lift. pretty huge pain in the ass to boot all the way down to your skis
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