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Where do yall jiggaboos stash ur phone

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dtwizzle
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Just wondering where you juggalos stash your phone while your skiing, because no matter what pocket i find in my coat or how deep I shove it up my anus it gets cold and loses battery like lightning
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Oct 19 2015 8:33PM
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fries
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Just put it in your pocket with a hand warmer
Oct 19 2015 8:49PM
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BWalmer
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This thing is a godsend when skiing. Keeps my phone safe from being fallen on and close to my body for warmth. Plus it holds all my money and other shit.

http://treefortlifestyles.myshopify.com/collections/goods/products/travelers-trunks
Oct 19 2015 8:55PM
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ethanzatta
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usually the pocket that is inside my coat touching my chest works fine for me
Oct 19 2015 8:56PM
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.FRY.
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i don't ski with my phone
Oct 19 2015 9:03PM
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YoungGun.
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Zip-lock bag with a hand warmer inside it.
Oct 19 2015 9:04PM
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crotchvent
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I ski with a backpack a lot so I put it in there in my beanie i wear after im done skiing. I also keep an external battery in there just in case.
Oct 19 2015 10:07PM
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SapperDaddy
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Half an old wool sock. Works perfect.
Oct 19 2015 10:17PM
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Peter.
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BWalmerThis thing is a godsend when skiing. Keeps my phone safe from being fallen on and close to my body for warmth. Plus it holds all my money and other shit.

http://treefortlifestyles.myshopify.com/collections/goods/products/travelers-trunks


or save 40 bucks and put it in the inner chest pocket of your coat like everyone else
Oct 19 2015 11:04PM
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brov1
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Peter.or save 40 bucks and put it in the inner chest pocket of your coat like everyone else

truuuu
Oct 19 2015 11:50PM
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Lemuel
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I rarely have a problem using the chest pocket on my jackets, only when it is super cold and / or windy as hell.

In that case, I'll put it in the chest pocket of my mid layer. Most down shirts and fleeces have a chest pocket.

Never tried that tree fort satchel, I feel like that would be annoying to have around my neck.
Oct 20 2015 6:47AM
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abaer
Posts: 58 - Karma: 55
Input it in my fleece that is then covered by my v st which ultimately has my shell o we it. But I am old and cold according to most of my friends. I wear like 4 more layers than most people.
Oct 20 2015 7:26AM
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BSkiWxR
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I usually keep it in the audio pocket of my jacket. But on those rlly cold, typical VT freeze-overs; I usually go with the deepest possible reaches of my afro-wig
Oct 20 2015 8:33AM
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NEskia
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I don't ski with my phone. Don't need it
Oct 20 2015 8:44AM
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.Hugo.
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In my truck. Im out there to ski, not to be buried in my box
Oct 20 2015 9:12AM
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John18_6
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it would be very unfortunate if you were to confuse the words jiggaboo and juggalo in the wrong situation
Oct 20 2015 10:03AM
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DayMan
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HamFaceGirl3.0In my truck. Im out there to ski, not to be buried in my box


Do you not listen to music when you ski?
Oct 20 2015 11:12AM
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.Hugo.
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RedPandaDo you not listen to music when you ski?


The little clip on Ipod nano
Oct 20 2015 11:41AM
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DayMan
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HamFaceGirl3.0The little clip on Ipod nano


Gotcha, those were the shit. So durable.
Oct 20 2015 11:43AM
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Skibumsmith
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inner chest pocket of my nano puff like everyone else ya dingus
Oct 20 2015 11:47AM
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elcornholio
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Front pant pocket. It never really gets cold and I've never gotten a temperature warning from having it there.
Oct 20 2015 12:06PM
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jynx81
Posts: 359 - Karma: 479
keep it on the side pocket i my pants. this year im moving it up to a chest pockets or keeping it down there but in something.
Oct 20 2015 1:11PM
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Peter.
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RedPandaGotcha, those were the shit. So durable.


can find them pretty cheap online these days. clip it to your goggle strap or helmet strap and youre set
Oct 20 2015 2:18PM
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Willows
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.Fryi don't ski with my phone


NEskiaI don't ski with my phone. Don't need it


HamFaceGirl3.0In my truck. Im out there to ski, not to be buried in my box


good for you... :)
Oct 20 2015 2:26PM
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gravel
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Tape it to my inner thigh
Oct 20 2015 3:18PM
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Stadtski
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gavinrudyTape it to my inner thigh


This, plus then when I stick my dick down one pant leg I only have to tape 2 bricks on with the phone to balance the weight out.
Oct 20 2015 3:28PM
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jackdonovan
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almost 100% of the time i leave it in the car, but if i absolutely need it ill wear it in the treefort utility pocket
Oct 20 2015 6:30PM
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