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How to protect your balls while skiing??

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-WZ-
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Title says it all. had a few bad nutting incidents last year and I'm wanting to try urban this season but im a bit worried for my little guys! Do any of you guys wear cups while skiing? I was thinking about it but it seems like it would get super uncomfortable. Any other ways to protect your package? or do u guys just raw dog it and hope for the best?
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Oct 17 2015 7:52PM
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gnar_whal
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I don't nut in girls, I pee in their butt.
Oct 17 2015 7:52PM
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270on420out
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Learn how to commit when sliding rails. I've never nutted a rail
Oct 17 2015 8:32PM
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will_powder
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/788176/Ahmet-Dadali--How-not-to-nut-yourself-Level-1-Extra-Dark-Episode--6
Oct 17 2015 8:59PM
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Rparr
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You don't.
Oct 17 2015 8:59PM
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John18_6
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I never fall.
Oct 17 2015 9:44PM
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shotvet
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does anyone else ever have their nuts slaps against their leg when landing a jump?? no funsies
Oct 17 2015 10:09PM
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1kewldewd
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where some a little big but not too big pants and then sag them. If you spread your legs right you can kind of support yourself with your pants and protect your nuts
Oct 17 2015 10:18PM
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Senpai
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don't pussy out on rails ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oct 17 2015 10:35PM
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-WZ-
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THEDIRTYBUBBLELearn how to commit when sliding rails. I've never nutted a rail


Its only happened to me on switchups, but on higher consequence urban I don't want that to happen again aha
Oct 17 2015 11:53PM
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KENDOZER
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If you don't use poles usually you can kinda catch yourself before you full on gucci slam a rail
Oct 18 2015 10:31AM
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Daski
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will_powderhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/788176/Ahmet-Dadali--How-not-to-nut-yourself-Level-1-Extra-Dark-Episode--6


Came here to post this
Oct 18 2015 10:40AM
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GrapeHunter
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shotvetdoes anyone else ever have their nuts slaps against their leg when landing a jump?? no funsies


Whenever I knuckle.. It hurts so bad, it feels like they got yanked down
Oct 18 2015 11:36AM
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theabortionator
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Sell yo skies and get a snowboard

You best protect ya nutz.

Also if you commit fully you should be fine, especially on high down rails. Sure you can fuck up and nut themselves, it happens, but people who nut themselves a lot generally aren't fully committing because they're scared, or they pissed off a voodoo witch doctor on their vacation to haiti
Oct 18 2015 11:42AM
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WillieFat
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1kewldewdwhere some a little big but not too big pants and then sag them. If you spread your legs right you can kind of support yourself with your pants and protect your nuts


This has saved me so many times
Oct 18 2015 12:10PM
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dustygoldflakes
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its skiing not football, you don't need a cup
Oct 18 2015 12:22PM
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Elg
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i just pick mine up and toss them over my shoulder
Oct 18 2015 12:36PM
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APunx176
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shotvetdoes anyone else ever have their nuts slaps against their leg when landing a jump?? no funsies


I think so, except i dont realize that my nuts hurt right away. I'll usually get on the chairlift and then realize that my nuts hurt
Oct 18 2015 12:38PM
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3mania
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shotvetdoes anyone else ever have their nuts slaps against their leg when landing a jump?? no funsies


Compression shorts, all day. My boys need a house.
Oct 18 2015 1:44PM
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theabortionator
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3maniaCompression shorts, all day. My boys need a house.


I'd honestly prefer to pitch a tent.
Oct 18 2015 10:23PM
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CHORIZO
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Oct 18 2015 10:29PM
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theabortionator
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CHORIZO


If this get's you banned I'm going on a hunger strike.

If any mod bans him for this I will not eat until I die or 10 minutes passes, whichever comes first.


Could you handle the blood on your hands mods?

Could you?

Could you?
Oct 18 2015 10:35PM
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gnar_whal
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CHORIZO

You finna get banned son
Oct 18 2015 10:40PM
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CHORIZO
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gnar_whalYou finna get banned son


its a goddamn classic!
Oct 18 2015 10:41PM
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gnar_whal
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CHORIZOits a goddamn classic!

i Know haha
Oct 19 2015 7:35AM
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WeathermanPetro
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I usually have to wear condoms on the hills some of these kids tricks are so nasty and insane.
Oct 19 2015 11:42AM
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steves_nuts
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cut your balls of
Oct 20 2015 12:13AM
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skier58284
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don't fall /thread
Oct 20 2015 1:04AM
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CHORIZO
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or have mods change you to a pinkname
Oct 20 2015 1:06AM
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Lonely
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I usually just wait to hit a rail until I'm rock hard, so when I do split I can do a clean dickslide on blind 2 off. Never fails
Oct 20 2015 9:44AM
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Peter.
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you could start out on an urban rail or a rail in general that is too low to nut yourself.

also, if youre falling on an urban rail, just grab the rail for dear life as fast as you can. best way to prevent nutting/slamming onto stairs etc.
Oct 20 2015 2:23PM
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Cahal
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Being 6'4" I consider myself pretty lucky haha. I usually am too tall to nut most park rails
Oct 22 2015 12:38PM
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elcornholio
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Learn to take it to your ass or your thigh. Much more pleasant... Or just jump off the rail before that happens.
Oct 22 2015 7:32PM
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galardogod
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shotvetdoes anyone else ever have their nuts slaps against their leg when landing a jump?? no funsies


I once did this so bad that I had to call it a day and then from there on out I wore Spanx while skiing
Oct 22 2015 8:26PM
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galardogod
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shotvetdoes anyone else ever have their nuts slaps against their leg when landing a jump?? no funsies


I once did this so bad that I had to call it a day and then from there on out I wore Spanx while skiing
Oct 22 2015 8:26PM
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