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What to do with an expensive burrito

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stinky_cheese
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one of my favorite local burrito places of all time called nacho house just recently upped all of their prices. I always get a burrito called the fat burrito and let me tell ya, it is fantastic, especially when you drench it in salsa aahhhhh. anyways it used to be 6 bones and some change. Now with their upped prices it's almost $9! i'm outraged. what do i do? i don't want to find a new burrito place because the fat burrito from nacho house is too good to leave, but the new price is really grinding me. i need guidance, ns, please help
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namechange
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Eat mor chikn
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FBGM
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eat there half as frequently. it'll be cheaper and more special
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Mr.noodle
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Buy said burrito, eat half of it, put a hair in it, request a new one, usually they will give you your money back too, 1.5 fat burritos for free, ????, get $$$$.
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FBGM
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whaaaa its in salt lake im going
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CHORIZO
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make up for the money lost by not using the 2 and a half rolls of toilet paper it takes to clean urself up after the burrito bm.
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theabortionator
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Steal change out of cars or sell crack to afford the burrito.
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stinky_cheese
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CHORIZOmake up for the money lost by not using the 2 and a half rolls of toilet paper it takes to clean urself up after the burrito bm.


honestly though. post fat burrito dumps are a blessing and a curse
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ElMexicano
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Okay, you're going to need a trombone, a goat, a stapler suspended in green jello and two snowglobes.
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soulskier
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Saddle up

burrito>money
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deleted5
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Yeah cipotle kind of mess everything up with their prices. There is this place called salsa fresca by my house remember I got a burrito and it was like $15 with some extra stuff
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*DUMBCAN*
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Ask strangers for 17c you need to get the bus to see your dying grandmother in hospital. If they say 'do you have change for a dollar' remember that you accidentally lost 83c about five minutes ago and you need to keep it all.

Repeat.

It's what all the local crack heads do, and burritos are just middle class mexican crack, right?
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proZach
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It's 3 dollars grow up
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crotchvent
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Get a job working at the nacho house and then potentially get free fat burritos and some money.
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stinky_cheese
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proZachIt's 3 dollars grow up


hell no
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Spagett+
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I thought from the title this was going to be about you finding an expensive burrito somewhere and asking what to do with it. I was gunna tell you to put it in ur butt.
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Kazabazua
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pee in her butt.
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.Hugo.
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Boof it
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K2
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Burritos are always worth it
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Pmoore
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If whoever said this is in Salt Lake is correct, Just go to Hectors.
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chacha33
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Do they have a punch card system similar to Pancheros? If they don't asking about one can be helpful. I'm not a Harvard grad but like buying 5 burritos then getting a free one would probably even out
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BenWhit
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PmooreIf whoever said this is in Salt Lake is correct, Just go to Hectors.


Or Lone Star in Cottonwood Heights if you don't mind the drive.
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GayWolf420
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PmooreIf whoever said this is in Salt Lake is correct, Just go to Hectors.


this.
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S.J.W
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It's 3 dollars, unless you're scraping by paycheck to paycheck struggling to pay your bills (which let's be honest you're not because you still live at home with your parents) 3 dollars shouldn't be an issue. And if you can't afford to eat the burrito then welcome to the real world where you have to live within your means.
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Scott0_robot0
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Hectors/lonstar cancun cafe big ass burrito $12 and its like to bomber burritoes smothered. The math works out.
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FBGM
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S.J.WIt's 3 dollars, unless you're scraping by paycheck to paycheck struggling to pay your bills (which let's be honest you're not because you still live at home with your parents) 3 dollars shouldn't be an issue. And if you can't afford to eat the burrito then welcome to the real world where you have to live within your means.


omg shut up
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S.J.W
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FBGMomg shut up


oooh great reply, much discussion, 10/10
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broto
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FBGMwhaaaa its in salt lake im going


lets get burritos sometime

OP, go to the street taco carts. enormous dank burrito for $3
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stinky_cheese
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FBGMwhaaaa its in salt lake im going


best burrito in slc though is chungas
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FBGM
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brotolets get burritos sometime

OP, go to the street taco carts. enormous dank burrito for $3


it looks like it's right by level 9 so it might be a frequent for me if it is good
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LAME.
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I was in SLC once, between drinking beer flavored water i ate a burrito. mexican food made by actual mexicans is awesome so stop complaining and just enjoy what merica has to offer.

sincerely,

your Canadian friend lup
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soulskier
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Why can one not eat an expensive burrito and feel good about it?
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Skibumsmith
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Why are you not going to Hector's in the first place?
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Zurg
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FBGMit looks like it's right by level 9 so it might be a frequent for me if it is good


Count me in, but I can agree with pete, amazing food. Dear nacho house you messed up!
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Rennis_Deynolds
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ok heres what you do:

Save up and go to university for busines. Graduate at the top of your class and move to newyork to try your hand at the stockmartket, once you work your way up the ladder , you get aproched by the government, you have been caught. The only way out is to rat on your partners and spend 1 year in federal prison. After you get out you still have an insane amount of money in swiss bank accounts. Take that money, move back to utah and live out the rest of your life with enough money for a nine dollar burrito once and a while.
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FBGM
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ZurgCount me in, but I can agree with pete, amazing food. Dear nacho house you messed up!


Who tf r u
9 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Put on your big boy pants and start charging that credit card. Worry about these problems 20 years from now, like a real American.
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Jon_Taffer
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Dennis_Reynoldsok heres what you do:

Save up and go to university for busines. Graduate at the top of your class and move to newyork to try your hand at the stockmartket, once you work your way up the ladder , you get aproched by the government, you have been caught. The only way out is to rat on your partners and spend 1 year in federal prison. After you get out you still have an insane amount of money in swiss bank accounts. Take that money, move back to utah and live out the rest of your life with enough money for a nine dollar burrito once and a while.

what? what have you been caught with? everything you said is completely legal
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MTPOW
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S.J.WIt's 3 dollars, unless you're scraping by paycheck to paycheck struggling to pay your bills (which let's be honest you're not because you still live at home with your parents) 3 dollars shouldn't be an issue. And if you can't afford to eat the burrito then welcome to the real world where you have to live within your means.


Maybe he's budgeting and being responsible with his money? Fucking shame on him right? Go be pathetic somewhere else
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