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daannnnieel
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everything learns something new every day


today I learned that not having a case on my phone is a bad idea, and I should go buy one. I guess the $500 in iPhone screens is adding up.

what did u learn
Oct 5 2015 6:02PM
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Connor_Sullivan
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I learned that vehicular repairs cost a very hefty sum of money
Oct 5 2015 7:43PM
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Titus69
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Today I learned fall is overrated, give me some fucking snow so I can ski already.
Oct 5 2015 7:51PM
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selfiejesus
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today i learned that cough drops are not a medicine that you take to make you stop coughing, instead they only make you stop coughing while they are in your mouth.
Oct 5 2015 8:04PM
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.otto.
Posts: 3493 - Karma: 12,888
Learned that I procrastinate way to much on NS
Oct 5 2015 8:16PM
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GregFlik
Posts: 449 - Karma: 1,075
I learned that Tinder is a blessing and a curse.
Oct 5 2015 8:23PM
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Lonely
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Today I learned that our nation's socioeconomic problems are greater than we could ever imagine and that the world will fall apart in a few short decades.


Also that these hoes ain't loyal
Oct 5 2015 8:26PM
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.otto.
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GregFlikI learned that Tinder is a blessing and a curse.


why dat? and smoke dat weed with your pops dude
Oct 5 2015 8:29PM
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000000000000
Posts: 843 - Karma: 1,552
Some drive axles on semis don't have oil galleys on their hubs. This is a pain in the ass after installing a new wheel seal.
Oct 5 2015 8:55PM
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arnie_grape
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bootfitting in a nutshell.
Oct 5 2015 9:16PM
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CHORIZO
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Titus69Today I learned fall is overrated, give me some fucking snow so I can ski already.


what about the pumpkin spice lattes, trees, and the feelings?
Oct 5 2015 9:33PM
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Titus69
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CHORIZOwhat about the pumpkin spice lattes, trees, and the feelings?


Lol I might be white but I'm not a white girl. I only enjoy fall when I can see some foliage from a good view, not raking leaves.
Oct 5 2015 10:15PM
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miroz
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The Fourier transform of a Gaussian centered at 0 is another Gaussian!
Oct 5 2015 10:18PM
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numnuts
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today I learned that it's kinda fun to party "hard" before going to bed (joke unintended)
Oct 6 2015 1:32AM
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CHORIZO
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Titus69Lol I might be white but I'm not a white girl. I only enjoy fall when I can see some foliage from a good view, not raking leaves.


Truu, i like fall cuz it means ski season is just around the cornor
Oct 6 2015 9:48AM
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Stadtski
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I learned that my exams are not as important as ns in my heart.
Oct 6 2015 10:18AM
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.lencon
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I learned where babies come from.
Oct 6 2015 12:13PM
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Swandog7
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I learned that when my shop says a few days it means a few weeks
Oct 6 2015 12:15PM
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_Ryan_
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I learned to appreciate the act of swallowing anything ever, strep throat can suck it.
Oct 6 2015 12:33PM
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GregFlik
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_Ryan_I learned to appreciate the act of swallowing anything ever, strep throat can suck it.


Jokes:
Are we doing Phrasing?
Tell that to these Tinder Girls!
OP must be bummed to hear that

On a real note, I also learned that going down on a girl can increase your chances of throat cancer.
Also if your throat is sore, cut up some lemons (Like into cubes, dice them) and place them into a glass container, then douse the lemons in honey, let it soak, and eat. It should help you with your sore throat.
Oct 6 2015 2:16PM
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Brue
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Newschoolers hates Vineyard Vines
Oct 6 2015 8:18PM
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daannnnieel
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skiforsamtoday i learned that cough drops are not a medicine that you take to make you stop coughing, instead they only make you stop coughing while they are in your mouth.


yeah u just buy 5 packs of halls (the sealable bag vitamin c ones) and just go ham for like two days. You're pee is so distracting that you wont even care about your throat!


LonelyToday I learned that our nation's socioeconomic problems are greater than we could ever imagine and that the world will fall apart in a few short decades.


Also that these hoes ain't loyal


if you're just catching onto those two things you're probably pretty slow.
Oct 6 2015 9:55PM
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Lonely
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Mod_DaneI'm pretty slow


Okay?
Oct 6 2015 10:20PM
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daannnnieel
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LonelyOkay?


sorry you're stupid and incredibly ignorant about world issues no need to get mad

sigh
Oct 9 2015 10:32PM
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PeppermillReno
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The Las Vegas Athletic club on 215 and Flamingo is good and way better than the one on W Sahara.

Where the sportsbook is at the Mirage and how the parking for that and TI works since I'd never been to either.

Watch for shitty litttle cars in your blind spot

Southern Miss sucks and I should have put Marshall -13.5 on some reverse teaser cards and not only taken NCSt on the long odds parlays
Oct 9 2015 10:37PM
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soulskier
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That no matter how limited your time is with someone, sometimes you just need to let them sleep
Oct 9 2015 10:45PM
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Lonely
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Mod_Danesorry you're stupid and incredibly ignorant about world issues no need to get mad

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I'm sorry
Oct 9 2015 10:48PM
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dustygoldflakes
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You gotta drink Coors when the mountains are blue. Oh and PBR is pretty good
Oct 10 2015 11:25AM
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ElMexicano
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láseres ir pew
Oct 11 2015 12:52AM
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Pigeon.
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diving into bushes is highly entertaining
Oct 11 2015 2:26AM
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Emma_Watson
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excerpt from my final rn:

This conclusion alarms all three paradoxes associated with nationalism. The subjective idea of nationalism, an imagined community that is “conceived as a deep, horizontal comradeship”, arrives only when that solidarity is achieved with General Leopoldo’s acceptance of Creole representation. However, the objective defense to this paradox would claim that Cuban nationalism arrived with the spreading of the newspaper on island, and the creation of a shared national conscious. The second paradox, the socio-cultural idea of ‘nationality’, the belonging to a nation, may be misleading during this time when the Spanish leave the island. Many creoles may be conflicted to whether they belong to the Spanish dynastic rule or a Cuba, free of colonialist rule. Lastly, Anderson argues that nationalism is a “philosophical poverty” that “has never produced its own grand thinkers” ; however, emerging at the first shots of the War of 1895 arrives one of the greatest Latin American and Cuban grand thinkers, Jose Marti.
Oct 11 2015 10:29PM
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Emma_Watson
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sorry ns ^
Oct 11 2015 10:31PM
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theabortionator
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I learned that everything learns something new every day
Oct 11 2015 10:43PM
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Edward.
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Apparently termites have to drink each others' poop (ass to mouth) in order to replenish their intestinal microbiota after shedding, since whenever they shed they also shed off a large bulk of their gastrointestinal tracts.
Oct 11 2015 10:48PM
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JGWI
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That deer are quite possibly the stupidest animals on the face of this planet.
Oct 11 2015 10:51PM
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no_steeze
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Emma_Watsonexcerpt from my final rn:

This conclusion alarms all three paradoxes associated with nationalism. The subjective idea of nationalism, an imagined community that is “conceived as a deep, horizontal comradeship”, arrives only when that solidarity is achieved with General Leopoldo’s acceptance of Creole representation. However, the objective defense to this paradox would claim that Cuban nationalism arrived with the spreading of the newspaper on island, and the creation of a shared national conscious. The second paradox, the socio-cultural idea of ‘nationality’, the belonging to a nation, may be misleading during this time when the Spanish leave the island. Many creoles may be conflicted to whether they belong to the Spanish dynastic rule or a Cuba, free of colonialist rule. Lastly, Anderson argues that nationalism is a “philosophical poverty” that “has never produced its own grand thinkers” ; however, emerging at the first shots of the War of 1895 arrives one of the greatest Latin American and Cuban grand thinkers, Jose Marti.


What about the 'freed' slaves fighting for the insurgency? Where do they fit into the picture of Cuban nationalism? Fighting for the nation's independence yet insurgent leaders wanted them to remain subservient and grateful to the white men who freed them
Oct 12 2015 11:01AM
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Emma_Watson
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no_steezeWhat about the 'freed' slaves fighting for the insurgency? Where do they fit into the picture of Cuban nationalism? Fighting for the nation's independence yet insurgent leaders wanted them to remain subservient and grateful to the white men who freed them


I didn't make the history, I just write it.

The irony of the War of 1895 and the oppression around it is that Spain actually granted any slave, especially those who belonged to the leaders of the insurgency, unconditional freedoms if they fought for the colonialists.

After the United States came in and fucked shit up, they would see ALL cuban people, afrocuban and creole alike, as are “partly savage, and have no idea of what good government means” . So Cubans, regardless of colour, were fucked by American imperialists until your boys Fidel and Che come in and do some good ol socialist work
Oct 12 2015 6:34PM
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no_steeze
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Yeah slaves were even given amnesty after the ten years war but physical freedom didn't mean institutional freedom, it was basically just a less formal version of patronado
Oct 12 2015 9:35PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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I learned that fire spreads faster uphill than downhill.

Also, kangaroos can't hop backwards.
Oct 12 2015 9:46PM
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act.resist
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i learned that even the easiest project in my class today is still pretty difficult.
Oct 12 2015 9:52PM
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JGWI
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That Jupiter's moon Io is actually a pizza.
Oct 12 2015 10:12PM
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soulskier
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Don't get yourself psyched up to have an asskicking day at work, until you are 100 percent positive you're scheduled to work
Oct 12 2015 11:51PM
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ImNotARacist
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That Bernie Sanders is going to become President and that I am a wizard.
Oct 13 2015 2:38AM
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ween
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Bruce Willis is white
Oct 13 2015 10:51AM
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