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Getting caught fucked up help!!!
Alright I'll make this short as possible. So my buddy's and I were at a party in the woods last night and we were all pretty hammered and the cops stormed it so all 80 people ran. My group was hiding for a couple hours from the cops and we ended up splitting and his mom came and picked us all up. She's pissed at me and only me for some reason and I just don't know how to thank her for helping me out and how to not get her to tell my parents
You're getting the electric chair son. We don't need low life scum like you around here.
Rest in peace dude, you're done for
I'll take your skis. Don't worry, they'll go to good use. Besides, by the time you get out of prison, global warming will have melted all the snow anyway.
Thank her with a rimjob
Just let her put it in your butt. It will prepare Ybor when y I u inevitably go to prison later in life.
.Hugo.Thank her with a rimjob
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Pee in her butt
Don't drop the soap
Oh my god dude you're fucked. Have fun in prison.
Lol your friend obviously laid some serious blame on you. It was probably later on that night when he got home, around the time his mom was bitching him out. Why else would she be pissed at only you and not HER son?
ggfski42Lol your friend obviously laid some serious blame on you. It was probably later on that night when he got home, around the time his mom was bitching him out. Why else would she be pissed at only you and not HER son?
Ding ding ding
Let us know if all the Guantanamo stories are true when you get out in 35 years.
ggfski42Lol your friend obviously laid some serious blame on you. It was probably later on that night when he got home, around the time his mom was bitching him out. Why else would she be pissed at only you and not HER son?
this this this, you got thrown under the bus hard. typical shithead high school kid moves, live and learn and don't associate yourself with that fuckboi anymore. snitches get stitches.
kill her
getting caught by parents is 69x better than gettin caught by the cops, consider yourself lucky
flee to mexico
That's why you wear camouflage, always have a way to hide for hours... Rookie.
.Hugo.Thank her with a rimjob
nothing like a good ole rimjob to say thanks.
Burn down your house and move to Belize
Bake her a pie. bitches love pie
ghosthopBake her a pie. bitches love pie
Cream pie
ghosthopBake her a pie. bitches love pie
Titus69Cream pie
Word
how is freshman year of high school going other than that?
Sophomore ;)
Tell your parents the story first so that your friends mom doesn't tell them the lie that your bitch ass friend used to throw you under the bus. They will probs be lenient if you are forward about why happened rather than finding out from someone else
If you figure out your friend threw you under the bus throw his ass under the bus, if you go to your parents and tell them and act all scared about it and say that he make you go and you didn't want to drink but he convinced you to. Also I f you sound like a lil bitch she will probably believe you
who fuckin cares what your friends mom thinks. just giver her the cack
You're gunna need a lawyer. Ur going to jail jackass
S.J.WYou're getting the electric chair son. We don't need low life scum like you around here.
this tbh, if all he gets is life in prison ill hunt him down myself
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