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1st 5 "Suggestions" of Style

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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
"Suggestion" 1: No poles, no gloves(must be mittens).

"Suggestion" 2: You must always have poles when wearing a jacket.

"Suggestion" 3: Pants must be sagged according to length of chest wear.

"Suggestion" 4: NO SKITTLEY CLOTHING!

"Suggestion" 5: When you stomp a new trick, just ski on, don't celebrate.
Aug 19 2015 2:55PM
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Kretzschmar
Posts: 6691 - Karma: 97,873
Aug 19 2015 2:58PM
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supercooladin
Posts: 197 - Karma: 944
Ski_The802No poles

You must always have poles when wearing a jacket.


wut
Aug 19 2015 3:29PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,831
Ski_The802"Suggestion" 2: You must always have poles when wearing a jacket.




So mcslay has to lose the jacket?
Aug 19 2015 3:38PM
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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
THEDIRTYBUBBLE


So mcslay has to lose the jacket?


exactly, sweatshirt or die
Aug 19 2015 3:40PM
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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
supercooladinwut


if you are wearing gloves or a jacket you have to use poles, if you have mittens and a sweatshirt(or softshell) it doesnt matter
Aug 19 2015 3:41PM
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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
Krotch


haha
Aug 19 2015 3:49PM
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a_burger
Posts: 5206 - Karma: 20,187
lol what are you the fashion police
Aug 19 2015 3:53PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6794 - Karma: 23,540
Ski_The802"Suggestion" 1: No poles, no gloves(must be mittens).

"Suggestion" 2: You must always have poles when wearing a jacket.

"Suggestion" 3: Pants must be sagged according to length of chest hair.

"Suggestion" 4: NO SKITTLEY CLOTHING!

"Suggestion" 5: When you stomp a new trick, just ski on, don't celebrate.


B/c Vermont is the height of syle. ha ha
Aug 19 2015 3:59PM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,792
Ski_The802exactly, sweatshirt or die


So thats why Kieran hasnt gotten any new content.
Aug 19 2015 3:59PM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
Suggestions of style ahahahahahahahahahah just ski, have fun and the style will come naturally
Aug 20 2015 4:20PM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,088
OregonDeadB/c Vermont is the height of syle. ha ha


Vermont may indeed be the height of style
Aug 20 2015 4:25PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6794 - Karma: 23,540
ndyeVermont may indeed be the height of style


The epicenter of style is near Canada in a town know as Spurbury Vermont.
Aug 20 2015 5:20PM
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littleman34
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 3,974
Ski_The802if you are wearing gloves or a jacket you have to use poles, if you have mittens and a sweatshirt(or softshell) it doesnt matter


soooooo. gayper or b-dog
Aug 20 2015 5:24PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Ski_The802"Suggestion" 1: No poles, no gloves(must be mittens).

"Suggestion" 2: You must always have poles when wearing a jacket.

"Suggestion" 3: Pants must be sagged according to length of chest wear.

"Suggestion" 4: NO SKITTLEY CLOTHING!

"Suggestion" 5: When you stomp a new trick, just ski on, don't celebrate.


Bare hands is the hot shit.
Aug 20 2015 6:35PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
can i just wear a mitten on my dick?
Aug 20 2015 11:34PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 3,657
ANUSTARTcan i just wear a mitten on my dick?


OP would enjoy it
Aug 20 2015 11:48PM
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McLS
Posts: 1980 - Karma: 6,446
What if im naked? Can I wear gloves and no poles? And whatabout the bdog jacket? Should we ask bdog to use poles when he wears it?

Srsly op stfu, you don't know shit
Aug 21 2015 7:02PM
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jdfreeski2
Posts: 210 - Karma: 439
The jacket and poles one doesn't make sence. But really. What is your view on it.
Aug 21 2015 7:24PM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,159
6- ray Bans and Hawaiian shirt if it's slushy out
Aug 21 2015 7:58PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
7. If wearing anything from Armada or Saga it must be atleast 4 sizes too big for you.
Aug 21 2015 8:07PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7494 - Karma: 50,831
S.J.W7. If wearing anything from Armada or Saga it must be atleast 4 sizes too big for you.


8: If you own skinny pants, you must ski on line,surface, or faction skis.
Aug 21 2015 8:09PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
THEDIRTYBUBBLE8: If you own skinny pants, you must ski on line,surface, or faction skis.


10: If you wear skinny pants, you must smoke cigerettes and bang Maud
Aug 21 2015 8:10PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
How about rule number one

Don't ski into any jump/feature or land any trick on your inside edges(pizza wedge) unless you're doing a crazy double.
Aug 22 2015 1:21AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
Mr.BishopBare hands is the hot shit.


So North Shore.
Aug 22 2015 4:31PM
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nellyyy
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 3,269
THEDIRTYBUBBLE8: If you own skinny pants, you must ski on line,surface, or faction skis.


don't tell me how to live my life
Aug 22 2015 4:32PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7087 - Karma: 50,494
33. if you lip on then you must blind 2
Aug 22 2015 4:36PM
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Jon_Taffer
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 5,383
TallxT33. if you lip on then you must blind 2


This man speaks the TRUth
Aug 22 2015 7:04PM
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BumpzNtrees
Posts: 354 - Karma: 1,037
Mr.BishopBare hands is the hot shit.


yes but also bare hands = poles
Aug 22 2015 10:56PM
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GarrettColeman
Posts: 136 - Karma: 960
TallxT33. if you lip on then you must blind 2


Never have I ever...
Aug 23 2015 3:57AM
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humpty
Posts: 1189 - Karma: 3,150
Everyone should have their own unique style, there are no rules. After all it is FREE skiing
Aug 23 2015 10:11AM
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JibbaTheHutt
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,597
humptyEveryone should have their own unique style, there are no rules. After all it is FREE skiing


using that logic i'm FREE to copy whoever's style i feel like.
Aug 23 2015 10:23AM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
BumpzNtreesyes but also bare hands = poles


What about one glove?
Aug 23 2015 9:22PM
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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
DrailSo North Shore.


I had such a massive no gloves phase when working in the park at blue. Even at like -25 I would refuse to wear gloves.

I hated shoveling with gloves and just rolled with it.
Aug 23 2015 9:25PM
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Zimmy
Posts: 1258 - Karma: -1,327
Don't be anally retentive.
Aug 24 2015 4:30AM
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