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What do women want?

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CockGoblin
Posts: 19 - Karma: 827
What do women want? Why are they so complex and hard to please?
Aug 6 2015 10:57PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13940 - Karma: 48,571
Because a ton of girls have extremely high expectations even if they don't admit it/know it. Girls hold guys to a much higher standard than guys hold girls and too many girls are looking for perfection that doesn't exist. Meanwhile we generalize all of you guys as dicks - making ourselves look even more retarded.
Aug 6 2015 11:07PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
someone that can make you smile with good dick game and down to spend all day in your underwear with
Aug 6 2015 11:13PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,075
and long hair is a plus
Aug 6 2015 11:14PM
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SamtheEagle
Posts: 1658 - Karma: 713
Girls dont like boys girls like cars and money
Aug 6 2015 11:19PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/778104/What-Women-Want---Movie-Trailer
Aug 6 2015 11:19PM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
girls just want the D and to hear a lot of kitchen/laundry/sanwhich jokes
Aug 6 2015 11:20PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,997
CockGoblinWhat do women want? Why are they so complex and hard to please?


nice name op......


NOT
Aug 6 2015 11:21PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,169
shin-bangI want CockGoblin inside of me


Sure you do
Aug 6 2015 11:31PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,997
JAHpowIM GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


ya...i thought so
Aug 6 2015 11:33PM
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Nikolaus
Posts: 863 - Karma: 995
length and girth
Aug 6 2015 11:37PM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 7,328
When they're teens-20s, they want a good looking guy who drives a nice car.

When they're later 20s-forever, they want stability. Cars and money--sounds about right
Aug 7 2015 1:14AM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,997
Chicks dig guys who can do the sickest 180s
Aug 7 2015 1:18AM
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90053
Posts: 2565 - Karma: 3,728
netflix and chyll
Aug 7 2015 2:07AM
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CHORIZO
Posts: 2003 - Karma: 10,039
shin-bangChicks dig guys who can do the sickest 180s


I can do pretty sick double 180s
Aug 7 2015 2:23AM
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BAYKUR
Posts: 344 - Karma: 2,579
Being able to quickscope is very desirable with most women
Aug 7 2015 2:27AM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
robbinJAHoodand long hair is a plus


finally a woman that respects long hair on a guy!
Aug 7 2015 2:30AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,658
Girls have cooties..gross!
Aug 7 2015 6:42AM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2179 - Karma: 1,334
robbinJAHoodsomeone that can make you smile with good dick game and down to spend all day in your underwear with



In addition I would say some form of motivation in life but this pretty much spot on.
Aug 7 2015 10:06AM
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THEBONE
Posts: 31 - Karma: 18
CockGoblinWhat do women want? Why are they so complex and hard to please?


miles and miles of cock shoved up their pussy
Aug 7 2015 10:10AM
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THEBONE
Posts: 31 - Karma: 18
in many respects the asshole has become the new pussy for most girls
Aug 7 2015 10:15AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Girls want an OG mudbone sized dong
Aug 7 2015 10:21PM
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Powstagram
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,555
penis
Aug 8 2015 11:39AM
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vikidi.
Posts: 74 - Karma: 197
ski-bolaBeing able to quickscope is very desirable with most women


Especially mothers seems to appreciate this skill a lot
Aug 8 2015 12:33PM
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.HERO
Posts: 479 - Karma: 3,676
robbinJAHoodsomeone that can make you smile with good dick game and down to spend all day in your underwear with


I thought it was "someone that can make you smile when you play battlestar galactica and who is down to spend all day in your underwear with :(
Aug 8 2015 12:53PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,351
girls only like guys who spend all of their free time complaining about videogames on the internet. your welcome op.
Aug 8 2015 5:50PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
THEY WANT THE D
Aug 9 2015 11:07PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Spagett+Girls want an OG mudbone sized dong



Thankfully they dont expect highschool guys to have that but RIP to the legend himself, OG Mudbone
Aug 9 2015 11:13PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
Trick question girls are never satisfied with anything.
Aug 10 2015 8:23AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Titus69Thankfully they dont expect highschool guys to have that


oh they expect it
Aug 10 2015 9:31AM
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Daski
Posts: 658 - Karma: 2,316
robbinJAHoodsomeone that can make you smile with good dick game and down to spend all day in your underwear with


robbinJAHoodand long hair is a plus


PM me
Aug 10 2015 9:45AM
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Titus69
Posts: 9327 - Karma: 17,742
Spagett+oh they expect it




fuck
Aug 10 2015 12:47PM
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Jake_La
Posts: 136 - Karma: 1,897
girls just wanna have fun
Aug 10 2015 7:57PM
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CoalitionSnow
Posts: 11 - Karma: 131
Nikolauslength and girth


It's true. Girls want Coalition Skis. http://www.coalitionsnow.com/
Aug 10 2015 9:01PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Girls want Frenchy
Aug 10 2015 9:18PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
MinggBecause a ton of girls have extremely high expectations even if they don't admit it/know it. Girls hold guys to a much higher standard than guys hold girls and too many girls are looking for perfection that doesn't exist. Meanwhile we generalize all of you guys as dicks - making ourselves look even more retarded.


Aug 10 2015 9:28PM
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Adam.Guare
Posts: 556 - Karma: 434
DaskiPM me


Hahaha
Aug 10 2015 9:50PM
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johnnyBuz
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 1,270
Girls want a guy that listens and is in touch with his emotions and



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jk, they want the D

Aug 10 2015 9:53PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
CoalitionSnowIt's true. Girls want Coalition Skis. http://www.coalitionsnow.com/


hahaha 10/10
Aug 10 2015 10:04PM
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ImNotARacist
Posts: 5136 - Karma: -1,032
They want dick. They are not complex. Women speak with their bodies.
Aug 10 2015 10:12PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13940 - Karma: 48,571
butterslut.


Well usually, but all i heard this time was the tippy taping of my keyboard.
Aug 10 2015 11:39PM
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theabortionator
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Mel gibson
Aug 11 2015 10:31AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4751 - Karma: -559
Status is the one overriding thing that ladies want and will look past any other shortcomings if they can land a guy with "status".

If you don't have status (and status to people newschoolers age can just mean being popular in highschool its harder to have status as you get older) making things easier its just a combination of looks/personality/financial stability... and your ability to play the girl and pretend you don't really like her and make her jealous and feel like you are something she has to work for.
Aug 11 2015 10:41AM
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Deepskier
Posts: 3267 - Karma: 4,825
MinggBecause a ton of girls have extremely high expectations even if they don't admit it/know it. Girls hold guys to a much higher standard than guys hold girls and too many girls are looking for perfection that doesn't exist. Meanwhile we generalize all of you guys as dicks - making ourselves look even more retarded.

Finally a girl says something praise mingg
shin-bangnice name op......


NOT

Hahahaha karma needs to got to 20/10
Aug 11 2015 5:52PM
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C_dub
Posts: 371 - Karma: 2,306
CoalitionSnowIt's true. Girls want Coalition Skis. http://www.coalitionsnow.com/


made my day
Aug 12 2015 2:23AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,294
The referenced post has been removed.


Respect is earned, not given.
Aug 12 2015 9:18AM
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PoLaRpEaK
Posts: 439 - Karma: 555
They want someone who isn't fat, doesn't play video games, knows how to cook, is clean, somewhat tall, well off, intelligent and funny, well educated, well mannered, selfless, popular, charismatic and good in the sack.
Aug 12 2015 11:40AM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
MinggBecause a ton of girls have extremely high expectations even if they don't admit it/know it. Girls hold guys to a much higher standard than guys hold girls and too many girls are looking for perfection that doesn't exist. Meanwhile we generalize all of you guys as dicks - making ourselves look even more retarded.


This is such a terrible post. The fact you think that guys don't hold girls to a "high standard" is awful.
Aug 12 2015 3:00PM
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