powderdrunkieWell you live in the best city in the country so be stoked about that. Go to school, find another job, try a new hobby/sport, or just get out and be nice to people. You will definitely be aaaallllright brother.
This. Seattle is a fucking sick place to live. Don't worry about it man, just go to school and study something you're interested in and have a good time
"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."