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Help me get my beer back

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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
my dirtbag "friend" stole all the beer I was gonna use for my girlfriend's birthday party. the fucker took 8 24 packs of Wildcat. That's 192 beer. Anyway his name on here is Shredability and here's a link to his account, just spam the shit out of him. https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/member_id/135223 I'll do the IRL groundwork but I need the bro army of people good at spamming. /callout
Jul 12 2015 6:15PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3635 - Karma: 8,774
That kid needs a swift punch to the jeans
Jul 12 2015 6:22PM
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gapersarefriends
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 4,269
1. go to friend's house
2. retrieve beer with baseball bat
3.???
4. profit
Jul 12 2015 6:38PM
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Titus69
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I downvoted his karma :


rekt
Jul 12 2015 6:42PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3430 - Karma: 11,399
story please
how does someone you know make off with 8 twofours
Jul 12 2015 8:06PM
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Big_Spence
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threads for story.
Jul 12 2015 8:33PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
I just want to know. Who the fuck calls their kid Turnip? Like, do you have severe brain damage after one too many blowjobs to the brain? That's a worse name than Joop. And Joop was so far the worst name I had ever heard... Til Turnip.
Jul 12 2015 8:34PM
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theabortionator
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Oh the problems of being
Jul 12 2015 8:44PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.
Jul 12 2015 9:19PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
Shredability1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.


lol
Jul 12 2015 9:46PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,182
Shredability1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.


Lost all respect for you after I read "pop punk".
Jul 12 2015 9:50PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36687 - Karma: 110,612
Shredability1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.


what are you doing hanging out with 35 year olds in the first place?
Jul 12 2015 9:52PM
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deleted5
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DeebieSkeebieswhat are you doing hanging out with 35 year olds in the first place?


For beer.....
Jul 12 2015 10:00PM
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Crispy.
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A glorious troll between 2 members...calling it now.
Jul 12 2015 10:14PM
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GayWolf420
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nocturnalFor beer.....


fuck, you're right. definitely no such things as fake IDs.
Jul 12 2015 10:21PM
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veng_m
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Shredability1. That's my girlfriend
2. Those were my beers in the first place.

OP's a crusty 35 year old that shows up to pop punk concerts without any kids, most people around my area call him ol' cruster. Once he got naked up Seymour and just did spread eagles all day, can't find a transition to save his life.


why is op one of two of your only friends that are guys
Jul 12 2015 10:25PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,437
theabortionatorOh the problems of being


under 21.


Apparently you can't use the less than or greater than sign because of the coding on this site.

oops.
Jul 12 2015 10:33PM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
OP has a mullet
Jul 12 2015 11:19PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
veng_mwhy is op one of two of your only friends that are guys


Because he's a sleazy dirtbags who steals beer. Seriously man its fucked. Wildcat is a premium lager and I want that shit back. I went to his house but his dad just told me to go fuck myself and not to convert his family.
Jul 13 2015 12:02AM
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Shredability
Posts: 2756 - Karma: 501
Why is OP drinking Wildcat when he has a pro level sponsorship from Palm Bay? He just mentioned it's a premium quality lager, what if I link Palm Bay to this thread?

I didn't steal your shitty bear, stop chucking rocks at my window i'm trying to sleep.
Jul 13 2015 12:09AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
ShredabilityWhy is OP drinking Wildcat when he has a pro level sponsorship from Palm Bay? He just mentioned it's a premium quality lager, what if I link Palm Bay to this thread?

I didn't steal your shitty bear, stop chucking rocks at my window i'm trying to sleep.

Dude not accusing you of stealing a bear. I'm accusing you of stealing multiple wildcats.
Jul 13 2015 12:24AM
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deleted5
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DeebieSkeebiesfuck, you're right. definitely no such things as fake IDs.


I mean If you got a 35 year old frind why risk getting in trouble.
Jul 13 2015 6:46AM
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TheHuggyBear
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This is so stupid, I remember when the fights used to be cool and not trolled in ns. Really sad stretch for attention boys.

Honestly I want to steal the beer from both of you and bang your girlfriend on her birthday. It's cool though you guys will be too busy fighting over wildcat to care
Jul 13 2015 7:39AM
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.Hugo.
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You guys are fucking lame and this is a shitty "troll" thread.
Jul 13 2015 8:20AM
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