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Winter Prediction 2015-2016: Where will the all snow be...?

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BennyBagels
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Kepler 186f of course!




With global warming fucking our skiing up its time to relocate to a new planet to keep the shred alive.


NASA: " Kepler-186f is a star approximately 500 light years away in the Kepler 186 system. Kepler 186 is a red dwarf, and 186f is the fifth planet from it's star, and it is smaller than the other planets in it's system. This planet receives much less solar heat than Earth. If it is not Venus like or Mars like in it's atmosphere then it is habitable. Even then it is likely much COLDER than Earth."






^I spy extraterrestrial POW!
Jun 29 2015 7:54PM
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BennyBagels
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Yes, I am drunk. Yes, I fucked up the title. No, I don't care.
Jun 29 2015 7:57PM
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CasualOrbit
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the aliens are watching and waiting! the day will come when they take all of us far beyond to the land of pitted, there we will frolic in the fun happy pow land. There will be much butter and many fun things to do. I do hope we find a planet though, we are fucking it all up here, hail SCIENCE!
Jun 29 2015 9:14PM
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BennyBagels
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NLandry_Galaxythe aliens are watching and waiting! the day will come when they take all of us far beyond to the land of pitted, there we will frolic in the fun happy pow land. There will be much butter and many fun things to do. I do hope we find a planet though, we are fucking it all up here, hail SCIENCE!


Word.
Jun 29 2015 9:20PM
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casey_cope
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500 light years…



Looks like theres gonna be an intergalactic road trip
Jun 29 2015 11:04PM
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perryhunter
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Good research though! At least, you'd use your knowledge than those that are talking nonsense.
Jun 29 2015 11:10PM
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Anchorfilms
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Aliens are already sharing our pow
Jun 29 2015 11:55PM
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Poikenz
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If it is that much colder does that mean that it wouldn't snow? Or that it would at least snow less as there is less of a chance of water evaporating? This would mean less new snow or pow. Have fun skiing ice sheets on Kepler 186 f, not that it would be much different than the east.
Jun 30 2015 12:08AM
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CasualOrbit
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PoikenzIf it is that much colder does that mean that it wouldn't snow? Or that it would at least snow less as there is less of a chance of water evaporating? This would mean less new snow or pow. Have fun skiing ice sheets on Kepler 186 f, not that it would be much different than the east.


That's true, way to dry, no moisture in the air. Here on earth we hit the right climate resulting in humidity in the atmosphere giving us pow! The aliens seek our pow!
Jun 30 2015 12:18AM
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Ron.Burgundy
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judging by the photos curiousity has sent, I say when earth runs outta good snow we all just head to mars with our mountain bikes. plus weve got lower gravity over there, flipwhips off of 50' cliffs
Jun 30 2015 1:58AM
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BennyBagels
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Ron.Burgundyjudging by the photos curiousity has sent, I say when earth runs outta good snow we all just head to mars with our mountain bikes. plus weve got lower gravity over there, flipwhips off of 50' cliffs


Pretty sure Vail already has a bike park on Mars thats included in the super epic pass? Can anyone confirm?
Jun 30 2015 3:31AM
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joriza.ski
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Benny what the hell you doing drunk on Newschoolers again
Jun 30 2015 3:49PM
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413Crew
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NLandry_Galaxythe aliens are watching and waiting! the day will come when they take all of us far beyond to the land of pitted, there we will frolic in the fun happy pow land. There will be much butter and many fun things to do. I do hope we find a planet though, we are fucking it all up here, hail SCIENCE!


Jul 2 2015 12:15AM
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Just_Send_It
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joriza.skiBenny what the hell you doing drunk on Newschoolers again


its summer Joris what else is there to do
Jul 3 2015 8:45PM
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joriza.ski
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Just_Send_Itits summer Joris what else is there to do


binge watch newschooler videos
Jul 4 2015 4:48PM
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ConnorClayton
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Yo Benson! I am currently hammered kiddoo! The Snow is gonna be in Tahome of course!!!!

P.S. Whats good Joris^^^
Jul 5 2015 8:07PM
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Bonzalo
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Arrived late to the Southern Hemisphere

Jul 6 2015 10:36AM
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BennyBagels
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^Que?
Jul 6 2015 11:41PM
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Literature
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If it snows on Kepler 186f, then we'll ski there too.
Jul 7 2015 1:36PM
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1337
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BonzaloArrived late to the Southern Hemisphere



OH MY GODDDDDD
Jul 7 2015 5:51PM
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