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I fell in love with Mingg

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Nacho+
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This thread goes out to my favorite pinkname MIngg. She is just so pretty but she won't return my love for her. I really wish she would. NS, get mingg to love me like I love her. I thought being a mod and being better looking than spag would be enough, but it isn't. She thinks I'm hot but i'm just too young for her. Please help me NS. What do I do?
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Jun 20 2015 12:38AM
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brett_fisher
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op is 12
Jun 20 2015 12:41AM
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.FRY.
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brett_fisherop is 12


when in doubt give the train a tampon lololololololol
Jun 20 2015 12:44AM
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brett_fisher
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ming is ares back off "ming are love burns for you as bad as are steez " shin bang X b fish .
Jun 20 2015 12:51AM
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_69
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brett_fisherop is 12


Bfish aren't you like 13
Jun 20 2015 1:14AM
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brett_fisher
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AnGaperBfish aren't you like 13


your point ?
Jun 20 2015 1:16AM
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Big_Mtn
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brett_fisheryour point ?


You're bitching at op for (possibly) being 12, when you're only a few months older. If you don't have anything solid to contribute... Maybe you shouldn't post in that thread.
Jun 20 2015 1:40AM
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shin-bang
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Big_MtnYou're bitching at op for (possibly) being 12, when you're only a few months older. If you don't have anything solid to contribute... Maybe you shouldn't post in that thread.


It was actually me who told him to say that hahahah
Jun 20 2015 1:41AM
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brett_fisher
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Big_MtnYou're bitching at op for (possibly) being 12, when you're only a few months older. If you don't have anything solid to contribute... Maybe you shouldn't post in that thread.


shin-bangIt was actually me who told him to say that hahahah


Its a joke calm down.
Jun 20 2015 1:45AM
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Big_Mtn
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shin-bangIt was actually me who told him to say that hahahah


Its summer NS and your pvc pipe is fucked... What else are you going to do besides tell bfish what to do?
Jun 20 2015 1:46AM
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shin-bang
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Big_MtnIts summer NS and your pvc pipe is fucked... What else are you going to do besides tell bfish what to do?


Nah the pipe will be fine. And probs slide some more stairs. roll like 6009000 doobies, and afterbang everything
Jun 20 2015 1:52AM
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Big_Mtn
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brett_fisherIts a joke calm down.


Damn, you started your sentence with with a capital letter and used a period... Is shinbang teaching you how to write too?

+K for shin bang for doing the community a great service... True MOTM material right there.
Jun 20 2015 1:53AM
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stinky_cheese
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Big_MtnYou're bitching at op for (possibly) being 12, when you're only a few months older. If you don't have anything solid to contribute... Maybe you shouldn't post in that thread.


Jun 20 2015 1:53AM
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brett_fisher
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Big_MtnDamn, you started your sentence with with a capital letter and used a period... Is shinbang teaching you how to write too?

+K for shin bang for doing the community a great service... True MOTM material right there.[/QUOTEJ
I asked jon " what should i say to this fag"
"say op you'r 12 lol '' thats it dang jarry screw off.
Jun 20 2015 2:13AM
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byubound
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Threads for ming to reveal her true ns crush
Jun 20 2015 2:22AM
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Big_Mtn
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brett_fisherDamn, you started your sentence with with a capital letter and used a period... Is shinbang teaching you how to write too?

+K for shin bang for doing the community a great service... True MOTM material right there.[/QUOTEJ
I asked jon " what should i say to this fag"
"say op you'r 12 lol '' thats it dang jarry screw off.


Cool story bruh.
Jun 20 2015 2:24AM
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dingus
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AnGaperBfish aren't you like 13

Hey at least he is allowed to watch PG-13 movies
Jun 20 2015 2:36AM
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brett_fisher
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dingusHey at least he is allowed to watch PG-13 movies


1.get girl
2. buy kid movie ticket
3. go in scary movie
4.???????
5.profit
Jun 20 2015 2:39AM
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dingus
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brett_fisher1.get girl
2. buy kid movie ticket
3. go in scary movie
4.???????
5.profit

Don't forget to show your girl some dope vape tricks
Jun 20 2015 2:42AM
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brett_fisher
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dingusDon't forget to show your girl some dope vape tricks


vape is dumb.
Jun 20 2015 2:46AM
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dingus
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brett_fishervape is dumb.

Not true dude, vape gets all the girls, girls these days call me the VapeSnake
Jun 20 2015 2:47AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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brett_fisherop is 12


You suck more than Elton John at a free cock festival.



Nacho, you're love with Ming isn't meant to be. Love between a ginger and an asian is as forbidden as love between a Nazi and a Jew.
Jun 20 2015 9:05AM
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Spagett+
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Nacho_Macho_modbetter looking than spag


lies

ACTUAL PIC OF MY ACTUAL FACE
Jun 20 2015 10:41AM
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SkierPT
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She sent me nudes. Now won't talk to me.

Who's the real winner.
Jun 20 2015 10:56AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Nacho_Macho_modThis thread goes out to my favorite pinkname MIngg. She is just so pretty but she won't return my love for her. I really wish she would. NS, get mingg to love me like I love her. I thought being a mod and being better looking than spag would be enough, but it isn't. She thinks I'm hot but i'm just too young for her. Please help me NS. What do I do?


Member gathering next year at Loon we'll set up a romantic dinner for you.

Romance bro, only way to get a lady.
Jun 20 2015 11:24AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Also, OP is like 30. Skied with him this year.
Jun 20 2015 11:24AM
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CliffyByro
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this thread sucks
Jun 20 2015 11:39AM
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Nacho+
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Mr.BishopAlso, OP is like 30. Skied with him this year.


Ladies, I'm older than 18 you can trust Bishop
Jun 20 2015 12:22PM
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shin-bang
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brett_fisherop is 12


Mr.BishopAlso, OP is like 30. Skied with him this year.


Hahahahhahahahahahha I'm dying over here HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Jun 20 2015 12:50PM
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Mingg
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SkierGuyNickShe sent me nudes. Now won't talk to me.

Who's the real winner.


I am.

Mr.BishopMember gathering next year at Loon we'll set up a romantic dinner for you.

Romance bro, only way to get a lady.


Mr. Bishop coming in clutch!

Nacho_Macho_modLadies, I'm older than 18 you can trust Bishop


Nach, don't worry. I know the truth(;
Jun 20 2015 1:54PM
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CaptainObvious.
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SkierGuyNickShe sent me nudes. Now won't talk to me.

Who's the real winner.


Oh yeah well I sent Mingg nudes. Who's the winner now?

MinggI am.


You're goddamned right you are.
Jun 20 2015 2:19PM
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The_Cube
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with current dildo ratings in at 59%, I think you will be good :)
Jun 20 2015 2:21PM
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KEVTRON
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Girl wont even send me pictures of her feet over snapchat. shes not a keeper. You can do better nacho.
Jun 20 2015 2:41PM
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robbinJAHood
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Sorry Nacho you're going to have to fight me for her......
Jun 20 2015 3:28PM
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Brule.
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byuboundThreads for ming to reveal her true ns crush


¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm pretty sure it's me.
Jun 20 2015 3:50PM
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PeppermillReno
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If you have no chance move on and get over it.


This doesn't sound like that though sounds more of a close but no cigar. You need to make her jealous and get some leverage start with sending out some dick picks and hook up with a different newschooler (preferably a pink one since a bluename might creep her out.) From there threaten to run off and join the Navy Seals and ship off to Afghanistan for 10 years if she doesn't marry you or something. Shit like that gets results.
Jun 20 2015 3:59PM
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Chubz.
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Mr.BishopAlso, OP is like 30. Skied with him this year.


Nacho_Macho_modLadies, I'm older than 18 you can trust Bishop


Holy shit lol

adding to nacho's confidence with the ladies.

I can attest to this as well, nacho is well over 18
Jun 20 2015 4:02PM
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Mr.Bishop
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Chubz.Holy shit lol

adding to nacho's confidence with the ladies.

I can attest to this as well, nacho is well over 18


Chubz. you're definitely going to play the part of the sommelier at the Ming/Nacho romance dinner of a lifetime taking part at the NS Gathering next February.

I call dibs on busboy.
Jun 20 2015 4:18PM
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Mingg
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Mr.BishopChubz. you're definitely going to play the part of the sommelier at the Ming/Nacho romance dinner of a lifetime taking part at the NS Gathering next February.

I call dibs on busboy.


Valentine's Day is on a weekend next year... If anyone can make this happen it's you, Doug.
Jun 20 2015 4:24PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Spagett+lies

ACTUAL PIC OF MY ACTUAL FACE


Great Job!
Jun 20 2015 4:27PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Mr.BishopChubz. you're definitely going to play the part of the sommelier at the Ming/Nacho romance dinner of a lifetime taking part at the NS Gathering next February.

I call dibs on busboy.


Since I'm an OG gathering member but missed last year I call dibs on being hostess. And yes I said hostess…
Jun 20 2015 5:44PM
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shin-bang
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Mr.BishopChubz. you're definitely going to play the part of the sommelier at the Ming/Nacho romance dinner of a lifetime taking part at the NS Gathering next February.

I call dibs on busboy.


Bish can I be a bouncer at this gathering?
Jun 20 2015 6:15PM
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shin-bangBish can I be a bouncer at this gathering?


I speak chef. I cook some mean ass mac n cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Jun 20 2015 6:58PM
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shred-sesh
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Mr.BishopChubz. you're definitely going to play the part of the sommelier at the Ming/Nacho romance dinner of a lifetime taking part at the NS Gathering next February.

I call dibs on busboy.


Granite_StateSince I'm an OG gathering member but missed last year I call dibs on being hostess. And yes I said hostess…


shin-bangBish can I be a bouncer at this gathering?


ButteryLlamaI speak chef. I cook some mean ass mac n cheese with cut up hot dogs.


I can provide music. I will find the perfect mix of nacho's funk and mingg's acoustic styles for a perfect night of romance.
Jun 20 2015 11:16PM
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Brule.
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shred-seshI can provide music. I will find the perfect mix of nacho's funk and mingg's acoustic styles for a perfect night of romance.


Funk + acoustic = Mac Demarco
Jun 20 2015 11:46PM
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Brule.
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Brule.Funk + acoustic = Mac Demarco


not really
Jun 20 2015 11:47PM
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Nacho+
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Mr.BishopChubz. you're definitely going to play the part of the sommelier at the Ming/Nacho romance dinner of a lifetime taking part at the NS Gathering next February.

I call dibs on busboy.


Granite_StateSince I'm an OG gathering member but missed last year I call dibs on being hostess. And yes I said hostess…


shin-bangBish can I be a bouncer at this gathering?


ButteryLlamaI speak chef. I cook some mean ass mac n cheese with cut up hot dogs.


shred-seshI can provide music. I will find the perfect mix of nacho's funk and mingg's acoustic styles for a perfect night of romance.


damn this thing is coming together. Thanks guys
Jun 21 2015 12:03AM
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robbinJAHood
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Granite_StateSince I'm an OG gathering member but missed last year I call dibs on being hostess. And yes I said hostess…


hostess with the mostess????
Jun 21 2015 12:56AM
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maximiliaan
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Jun 21 2015 5:38AM
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hishighnesss
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why does my comment keep getting removed? what the fuck


i would like to beer-belly fuck Mingg
Jun 21 2015 10:41AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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savvy_skihostess with the mostess????


You bet your sweet ass
Jun 21 2015 11:12AM
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